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The Mecha
Rap

1963 means a lot to me

Cause that's the year Iron Man 28 came to TV.

Came to the US as Gigantor

Then hit the floor

GIGANTOR

In
Black
and
White

Cause it made NBC look like it was poor

GIGANTOR

In
Black
and
White

Bigger than big, stronger than strong

It was only 52 frickin' episodes long

Could of had potential but you know NBC

They're not like you and me

They only find ways to charge everyone a fee

1985, I was bearly alive

And I couldn't remember when Robotech went on live

But who could not love that Veritch fighter

Minmei's getting lighter

And everyone on Earth wants to bite her

85 episodes of pure mecha bliss

You could tell from the start this show wasn't gonna miss

It use to be on NBC, but then they blammed it

Godammit, I swear those guys at NBC are eating shit

Whoops, back up a bit, I missed some shit

Like the Getter Robo and the three guys that pilot it

They made a sequel called Getter Robo G

Just so Go Nagai could please guys like me

But oh wait I forgot

One more on the lot

The mecha that changed anime the way that

Bongs changed pot

The Gundam called RX-78

It spread the hate

And taught us all we just have to accept fate

Piloted by Amuro Ray

God, he's gay

I swear one of these days

That little prick is gonna pay

Now lets get current with 1995

With the birth of Evangelion

And the fans who brought it alive

A big hulking mech wants to destroy the Earth

Piloted by a kid who's been traumatized

Since child birth

Spawned a movie called Death and Rebirth

The most useless movie on the entire Earth

End of Evangelion settled the score

It didn't make much sense at all

But who cares it's more

Ended with Auska and Shinji by the shore

Bet you didn't know that Misato was a whore

1998 brought Big O. Oh no.

This cartoon makes Batman look like a homo

Piloted by a guy named Roger Smith

You'll never even guess who he hangs with

Norman, a butler, and Dorthy, an android

They needed something different to fill in the void

Roger
Smith

Big O

The Void

2001 brought the anime RahXephon

You'd think I was through yet

Hey, don't I
get another
part?

But wait, I'm not done

Patlabor came out in 1989

And it was pretty fine

"the Patlabor DVD's, recently
released by Manga Video, are
definitely worth a look."
-DVDFILE.COM

"It's a very light series that usually
focuses more on the interaction of
the characters than the plots."
-Nate from zamboni.ruin.org

The fans didn't seem to mind

3 series, 2 movies and then one more

HURRY
DAMMIT!!!

Sorry about that, I'm almost done

So what have we learned from this rap today?

That it's for mecha fans only

Mecha
anime is
for
idiots.

So others stay away

Others have laughed at us to this day

But just you wait one day they'll all pay

Lyrics Written By
Mark McPherson

BGM By
Squierguy

Click
Getter Robo
to replay

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