Frame 1
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Frame 6
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Frame 7
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Frame 8
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Frame 10
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Frame 54
	displayText = "We continue our coverage of the Sperm bank robbery. As you can see,";
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Frame 106
	displayText = " the bank robbers are exiting their vehicle and entering the building.";
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Frame 160
	displayText = "";
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Frame 249
	displayText = "Boss, we got the golden sperm!";
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Frame 274
	displayText = "You guys blew it!";
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Frame 290
	displayText = "You idiots, you brought the police here!";
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Frame 334
	displayText = "Where is the golden sperm?!";
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Frame 356
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Frame 466
	displayText = "";
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Frame 486
	displayText = "";
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Frame 578
	displayText = "What are we going to do now?";
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Frame 596
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Frame 620
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Frame 825
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Frame 863
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Frame 966
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Frame 966
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Instance of Symbol 291 MovieClip in Frame 966
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Instance of Symbol 301 MovieClip in Frame 989
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Instance of Symbol 301 MovieClip in Frame 989
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Frame 1018
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Frame 1018
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Instance of Symbol 291 MovieClip in Frame 1018
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Frame 1078
	displayText = "Let my father go!";
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Frame 1099
	displayText = "Whatever you say Pete, haha!!";
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Frame 1134
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Frame 1143
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Frame 1143
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Instance of Symbol 315 MovieClip in Frame 1152
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Frame 1180
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Frame 1183
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Frame 1220
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Frame 1250
 
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Instance of Symbol 347 MovieClip in Frame 1399
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Frame 1469
	displayText = "Hold it right there!!!";
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Frame 1492
	displayText = "Don\u2019t shoot!!!";
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Frame 1508
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Frame 1522
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Frame 1546
	displayText = "Good job Pete!";
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Frame 1567
	displayText = "We caught the bad guys with your ball blasting effort.";
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Frame 1611
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Frame 1618
	displayText = "Now, where is my banana sandwich?";
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Frame 1646
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Frame 1663
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Frame 1680
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Frame 1693
	displayText = "Hey chief, what happened to the golden sperm?";
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Frame 1730
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Frame 1743
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Instance of Symbol 412 MovieClip in Frame 1833
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Instance of Symbol 412 MovieClip in Frame 1837
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Frame 1962
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Symbol 15 Button
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Symbol 29 Button
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Symbol 37 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 13
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Symbol 75 Button
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Symbol 210 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 210 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 210 MovieClip Frame 3
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Symbol 211 MovieClip Frame 38
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Symbol 230 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 230 MovieClip Frame 2
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Instance of Symbol 287 MovieClip in Symbol 315 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 412 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 412 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 421 Button
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Symbol 439 Button
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Symbol 446 Button
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Symbol 449 Button
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Symbol 452 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.tuti.tv/games.html");
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Symbol 454 Button
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Symbol 457 Button
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Symbol 460 Button
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