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A Very Merry Christmas! |
This is the info page for Flash #76767 |
TO GIVE THANKS |
CHAPTER 3: |
By Ekublai |
nov 25. 1997: I had the first of what would be many Thanksgiving dinners alone |
Tonight would mark the night I had unintentionally drowned my wife, Jill |
The fact that I would be sleeping in the same bed that the horrific event took place in again did not help matters, nor the fact that it reminded |
Me exactly of the manner by which she died |
that the groove Jill and I made that night from making love was still present. Kind of a downer. |
And I really didn't appreciate the death threats that woke me up every half hour from her old boyfriends. |
"F*ck&r!" |
I couldn't tie the damn knot! |
That night I dreamt about her and I. About how we used to laugh and have fun together, like when she used to dress me up in french maid costumes. HAHA! |
DOn't Look at ME likE That... |
Trust me. You had to have been there. Piss off! |
"God Jill, what I would Give for your sweet vagina right now! |
... you weren't supposed to hear that... |
That night I dreamt about her and I. About how we used tp laugh and have fun together, like when she used to dress me up in french maid costumes. HAHA! |
... you weren't supposed to hear that... |
... you weren't supposed to hear that... |
I Couldn't Even GooglE How to MakE a NoosE |
That night, I dreamt about that thanksgiving dinner, the one that would change my life forever |
Times were different then. I had a fully grown afro, and Jill had barely reached thirteen-uh-I-mean- thirty, years old. |
we just sat there staring at each other with love in our eyes |
*RING!!!* *Ring!!!* |
After dinner we would always break apart the wishbone, and were just about to do so when... |
Hun. I better get that |
But... wishbone... |
"I don't think I should go out tonight Chrissy. I don't think Tom would like being here all alone. it's thanksgiving afterall." |
"But Jill... WishbonE..." |
"Jill... WISHBONE!" |
"TTYL Chrissy. Tom Can't Seem to last a minute without being a whiny bitch." |
Shouting |
bitching |
Well You know how it works. One Emoticon lEd to another until Eventually... |
*Attack ModE* |
<==3 <===3 <3 <==3 <=3 <=3 <3 <===3 <==3 |
*DEfensive ModE* |
<==3 <=3 <===3 <==3 <3 <3 <======3 |
omg yes (@) (@) (@) (@) |
ANd that's what I drEam EvEry thanksgiving |
Would you happen to have a tissue? |
At least we found some way to break the wishbone that night... I' even made a memorial to Jill the next day on this table with the shards of our love. |
*Sigh* I know Jill wouldn't have wanted me to bE so misErablE on account of her death. Well... I guess she could have not let herself die. Bitch. But still, it's time to get my life together again. |
If only I had a job... a job that bring me steady income long enough for me to sort out my problEms. |
"Hmmm... Maybe this letter Ekublai has drawn in my hand will aid me somehow." |
Dear Thomas Falb aka Liffle Brother, I have received your request for me to dispose of your being. I am sorry to say that this simply will not be put into practice dear sibling. My Website has been receiving great acclaim and fame recently, and I am now exceedingly wealthy. Killing you now would not only be morally objectionable but also a poor economic tactic on my part. I do hope everything turns out all right. Please refrain from ever communicating with me again through any means, either existing in teh present or hereafter devised. I may just Kill You! Haha! With legal action! With Much Love, Wadell Falb aka Big Brother |
TRanslation: |
Dear Tom Falb or Little Brother, I got your letter that you wanted me to kill you. You idiot. My site's gotten so much traffic latEly, that I am rolling in ad rEvEnuE. Again, why would I kill you? I don't go around murdering pEoplE and doing it would mess up my life forever dumbass. Sort your fuckin' life out matE. Don't talk to me again, evEn if its via some tEchno-doohickey of the future. I'll sEt my lawyer on you. (yEah I got a lawyer now!) Fuck You, Wade Falb or Big BrothEr |
I felt as if the purple veins in my giant head werE going to explodE as I shouted. |
"YES!!!!" |
My prayErs had been answerEd in a way that my joy could only be expressEd by ovEr-reacting |
It was perfect. A money-making website. It was so easy. All I had to do was learn how to use a computotron and BANG!!! Money!!! |
AND So I ran. To where and to what purpose, I haven't a clue. Probably back to bed since I was pretty tired. But then again... Who knows? |
TO Be Continued In chapter 4 |
REPLAY? |
REPLAY? |
OMG!!!! |
For sticking around for fivE seconds you get |
TWO SECRET Panels!!!! |
*TWANG!* |
I KNOW! |
I JUST TOTALLY DESTROYED YOUR MIND! |
Directed, Drawn, Animated, and Written By Ekublai |
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