Frame 73
	_quality  = "MEDIUM";

	_root.subtitle = " ";
Frame 171
	_root.subtitle = "Hey Fat Joe!";
Frame 213
	subtitle = "Don't make fun of my weight.";
Frame 305
	subtitle = "What are you gonna do about it?";
Frame 363
	subtitle = "Your shoes are ugly!";
Frame 420
	subtitle = "How dare you-";
Frame 454
	subtitle = "Wanna take this ou..";
Frame 479
	subtitle = "..Inside?!";
Frame 510
	subtitle = "Bring it on, Tubby!";
Frame 564
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 724
	subtitle = "Gimme your worst!";
Frame 799
	subtitle = "I may be fat..";
Frame 825
	subtitle = "But at least the fat is";
Frame 859
	subtitle = "Good for something!";
Frame 907
	subtitle = "You forgot that we're";
Frame 940
	subtitle = "Puppets!!";
Frame 989
	subtitle = "Damn you!";
Frame 1028
	subtitle = "I guess I'll just have";
Frame 1052
	subtitle = "to use this ";
Frame 1066
	subtitle = "Convenient Tub-o-Lard!©®";
Frame 1126
	subtitle = "There...";
Frame 1144
	subtitle = "IS No ";
Frame 1165
	subtitle = "Convenient Tub-O-Lard..... ©®";
Frame 1234
	subtitle = "This isn't the matrix,";
Frame 1269
	subtitle = "You idiot!";
Frame 1304
	subtitle = "Well, I say it is!";
Frame 1353
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 1414
	subtitle = "Now you cant say anything!";
Frame 1472
	subtitle = "...bastard.";
Frame 1498
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 1532
	subtitle = "I'm so lonely...";
Frame 1600
	subtitle = "I'll eat this lard!";
Frame 1663
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 1765
	subtitle = "So what do you think about";
Frame 1799
	subtitle = "your stupid matrix NOW,";
Frame 1842
	subtitle = "Huh, bitch?!";
Frame 1876
	subtitle = "Huh?!";
Frame 1906
	subtitle = "You...";
Frame 1934
	subtitle = "are...";
Frame 1966
	subtitle = "Ssssso....";
Frame 2018
	subtitle = "FAT.";
Frame 2068
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 2088
	subtitle = "W.... W...";
Frame 2147
	subtitle = "(crying)";
Frame 2224
	subtitle = " ";
Frame 2356
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Symbol 10 Button
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Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 2
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Symbol 103 Button
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