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Crunchy
Savior
Episode 2

It was a dark day for Christianity, faithful
devotees to God, and anti-homosexual
extremists everywhere. Evil heritical religions
and perverts were abundant, and Christianity
had yet to be invented because it was before
the time of Christ but Christianity is still right
because the Bible says so and God has been
around forever so shut up.

At this time there lived a prince named
Siddharta who lived a sheltered life in his
father's palace, surrounded by his one
thousand dancing girls and luxorious objects,
which was bad because God says you should
be humble and the Pope is the only one who
gets to do that.

Suddenly, something interrupted his hedonistic
lifestyle when he chanced outside the palace.

I'M
OLD

I have leprosy and my
wife is mentally
retarded and my son
was born with his brain
outside of his head.

I have some sort of rare genetic disorder
that causes all my red blood cells to
attack each other. I'm poorly drawn, too.

I cut myself
shaving two
weeks ago.

Suddenly I realize that
life is a transient and
precious thing and
should be fully
experienced instead of
simply being wasted on
hedonistic pleasures
while one waits for it to
end in death!

TIME TO
STARVE
MYSELF!!

Soon, however, Siddharta learns
that this is not the best approach
toward enlightenment.

I'm fucking hungry!
Please note that despite the fact that I
have subsisted on no more than a few
grains of rice every day, I am not noticably
thinner, since I'm just a stick figure.

And it is thus that Siddharta embarks on the
path of enlightenment that he refers to as the
"8-Fold-Path(tm)"...

Which lies between the extremes of
ascetisism and pure hedonism. It is an
international success, grossing tens of billions
of dollars in royalties and merchandise.

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INDENUTRITEIEIS DINSUTEURIES DANMIT
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i taek bakc waht i sade abuot kevain smith, I SAW
DOGMA IT WAS GODO!!! huhuh get it GOD is DOG
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