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The term "Birther" is used to describe any person who believes that Barack Obama was born outside the United States of America, and is therefore not legally President. The following is an accurate portrayal of what birthers actually believe. |
KENYA, 1960 |
You wished to see me, sir? |
Yes, Mr. Obama. |
The Republic of Kenya needs your help |
to destroy America. |
Kenya isn't a Republic yet. |
It will be in four years. |
We have used our evil voodoo magic |
to look into the future. |
Hey. |
Of course. |
What must I do? |
We have kidnapped and brainwashed |
this pure, beautiful, innocent |
white woman from America. |
You must take this woman's virginity, |
infect her with your seed |
and breed a child. |
Yes, sir! |
KENYA, NINE MONTHS LATER |
Now what? |
Now, we pretend the child is American. |
We have forged this birth certificate, |
but not a long-form for some reason. |
Also, we will keep an official |
Kenyan birth certificate |
filled with inaccurate information |
just because. |
Why didn't we take just him to |
American soil in the first place? |
Sorry... |
we are bad planners. |
Africans just aren't that smart. |
What next? |
We will raise the boy Muslim. |
But... |
Kenya is mostly a Christian nation. |
No, that is just a cover. |
We need the Americans to think |
the boy Obama is Christian, |
since you are required to be Christian |
to be the President of America. |
President? |
How will we get my boy |
elected President? |
In the year 2000, |
a wise and powerful leader, |
George W. Bush, |
will be elected President. |
But, the people will turn on him |
because of lies spread |
by the evil liberal media. |
When his term ends, |
so many Americans will be corrupted |
that they will vote |
a terrorist into office! |
It is a shame that a great man |
such as George W. Bush |
will be hated by the country. |
Do not worry, |
people will eventually realize |
he was right all along. |
We used our evil voodoo magic |
to look into the future, again. |
So, when |
Barack Hussein Obama the second |
gains power, |
he will turn the country |
into a Socialist hellhole |
and force everyone to convert to Islam. |
This will obviously destroy |
the economy, |
and then Kenya will finally |
crush the United States! |
Yes! This plan is perfect! |
Praise Satan. |
Again? |
ActionScript [AS3]
Section 1//MainTimeline (wbab_fla.MainTimeline) package wbab_fla { import flash.events.*; import flash.display.*; import flash.net.*; public dynamic class MainTimeline extends MovieClip { public var replay_btn:SimpleButton; public var site_btn:SimpleButton; public function MainTimeline(){ addFrameScript(4966, frame4967); } function frame4967(){ stop(); site_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_DOWN, sitePressed); replay_btn.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_DOWN, replayPressed); } public function replayPressed(_arg1:MouseEvent){ gotoAndPlay(1, "Bump"); } public function sitePressed(_arg1:MouseEvent){ var url:String; var request:URLRequest; var event = _arg1; url = "http://www.tlgmedia.com/"; request = new URLRequest(url); try { navigateToURL(request, "_blank"); } catch(e:Error) { trace("Error occurred!"); }; } } }//package wbab_flaSection 2//NGLoader (NGLoader) package { import flash.events.*; import flash.display.*; import flash.text.*; import flash.system.*; public dynamic class NGLoader extends MovieClip { public const AUTO_PLAY:Boolean = false; public var loadspin:MovieClip; public var playButton:SimpleButton; public var load_txt:TextField; public var loadingComplete:Boolean; public var initialized:Boolean; public function NGLoader(){ addFrameScript(0, frame1, 1, frame2, 11, frame12, 24, frame25); } public function init():void{ if (initialized){ return; }; initialized = true; stop(); if (((root) && ((root is MovieClip)))){ MovieClip(root).stop(); }; loadingComplete = false; addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, enterFrameHandler, false, 0, true); if (meetsVersion([9, 0, 28, 0])){ addEventListener(Event.REMOVED_FROM_STAGE, cleanup, false, 0, true); }; enterFrameHandler(); } public function enterFrameHandler(_arg1:Event=null):void{ var _local2:Number; if (!loadingComplete){ _local2 = 0; if (loaderInfo){ _local2 = (loaderInfo.bytesLoaded / loaderInfo.bytesTotal); }; loadspin.rotation = (_local2 * 360); if (load_txt){ load_txt.text = String((_local2 * 100)); }; if (_local2 == 1){ loadingComplete = true; if (AUTO_PLAY){ startMovie(); } else { gotoAndPlay("loaded"); }; }; }; } public function meetsVersion(_arg1:Array):Boolean{ var _local2:Array; var _local3:uint; _local2 = String(Capabilities.version.split(" ")[1]).split(","); _local3 = 0; while (_local3 < _arg1.length) { if (uint(_local2[_local3]) > _arg1[_local3]){ return (true); }; if (uint(_local2[_local3]) < _arg1[_local3]){ return (false); }; _local3++; }; return (true); } public function playButtonClickHandler(_arg1:Event=null):void{ play(); } function frame12(){ stop(); } function frame1(){ initialized = false; init(); } function frame25(){ startMovie(); } function frame2(){ if (((playButton) && (!(playButton.hasEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK))))){ playButton.addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK, playButtonClickHandler, false, 0, true); }; } public function cleanup(_arg1:Event=null){ if (initialized){ removeEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, enterFrameHandler); if (meetsVersion([9, 0, 28, 0])){ removeEventListener(Event.REMOVED_FROM_STAGE, cleanup); }; }; initialized = false; } public function startMovie():void{ cleanup(); if (((root) && ((root is MovieClip)))){ MovieClip(root).play(); }; dispatchEvent(new Event(Event.COMPLETE)); } } }//package
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Instance Names
"site_btn" | Frame 4967 | Symbol 190 Button |
"replay_btn" | Frame 4967 | Symbol 190 Button |
"load_txt" | Symbol 17 MovieClip {NGLoader} Frame 1 | Symbol 3 EditableText |
"loadspin" | Symbol 17 MovieClip {NGLoader} Frame 1 | Symbol 5 MovieClip |
"playButton" | Symbol 17 MovieClip {NGLoader} Frame 2 | Symbol 13 Button |
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FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS3. |
Labels
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