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What Birthers Believe - extremely fair and accurate flash movie.swf

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The term "Birther" is used to describe
any person who believes that Barack
Obama was born outside the United
States of America, and is therefore not
legally President.
The following is an accurate portrayal
of what birthers actually believe.

KENYA, 1960

You wished to see me, sir?

Yes, Mr. Obama.

The Republic of Kenya needs your help

to destroy America.

Kenya isn't a Republic yet.

It will be in four years.

We have used our evil voodoo magic

to look into the future.

Hey.

Of course.

What must I do?

We have kidnapped and brainwashed

this pure, beautiful, innocent

white woman from America.

You must take this woman's virginity,

infect her with your seed

and breed a child.

Yes, sir!

KENYA, NINE MONTHS LATER

Now what?

Now, we pretend the child is American.

We have forged this birth certificate,

but not a long-form for some reason.

Also, we will keep an official

Kenyan birth certificate

filled with inaccurate information

just because.

Why didn't we take just him to

American soil in the first place?

Sorry...

we are bad planners.

Africans just aren't that smart.

What next?

We will raise the boy Muslim.

But...

Kenya is mostly a Christian nation.

No, that is just a cover.

We need the Americans to think

the boy Obama is Christian,

since you are required to be Christian

to be the President of America.

President?

How will we get my boy

elected President?

In the year 2000,

a wise and powerful leader,

George W. Bush,

will be elected President.

But, the people will turn on him

because of lies spread

by the evil liberal media.

When his term ends,

so many Americans will be corrupted

that they will vote

a terrorist into office!

It is a shame that a great man

such as George W. Bush

will be hated by the country.

Do not worry,

people will eventually realize

he was right all along.

We used our evil voodoo magic

to look into the future, again.

So, when

Barack Hussein Obama the second

gains power,

he will turn the country

into a Socialist hellhole

and force everyone to convert to Islam.

This will obviously destroy

the economy,

and then Kenya will finally

crush the United States!

Yes! This plan is perfect!

Praise Satan.

Again?

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