Frame 1
	_root.lengkthz = 7851;
	_root.tloffset = 47;
	_root.timebarcolour = 0;
	_root.tb = 0;
	_root.sto = 0;
	_root.sneakretly = "0";

	stop();
Frame 29
	stop();
Frame 50
	_root.sneakret = "0";
Frame 7899
	stop();
Frame 7903
	prevFrame();
Frame 7904
	prevFrame();
Frame 7912
	stop();
Frame 7919
	prevFrame();
Frame 7920
	prevFrame();
Frame 7928
	stop();
Frame 7929
	prevFrame();
Frame 7930
	prevFrame();
Frame 7933
	nextFrame();
Frame 7949
	gotoAndPlay ("swirlies");
Frame 7950
	gotoAndPlay ("swirlies");
Frame 7976
	gotoAndPlay ("slash");
Frame 7982
	prevFrame();
Frame 7983
	prevFrame();
Symbol 28 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndStop("start1");
}
Symbol 29 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();
	PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
		setProperty(bar, _xscale , PercentLoaded);
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
	}
Symbol 29 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 35 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/", "blank");
}
Symbol 46 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("start1");
}
Symbol 80 MovieClip Frame 396
	stop();
	_root.play();
Symbol 84 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.tb = 1;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_root.tb = 0;
}
on (press) {
	tl = this._xmouse;
	fff = Math.floor(_root.lengkthz * (tl / 550));
	_root.gotoAndStop(fff + _root.tloffset);
}
Symbol 86 MovieClip Frame 1
	tl = 2;
Symbol 86 MovieClip Frame 3
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 89 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.tb == "1") {
		timerb._alpha = 100;
	}
	if (_root.tb == "0") {
		timerb._alpha = 0;
	}
Symbol 89 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 92 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.tb = 1;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_root.tb = 0;
}
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 94 Button
on (rollOver) {
	_root.tb = 1;
}
on (rollOut) {
	_root.tb = 0;
}
on (release) {
	_root.stop();
}
Symbol 95 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.tb == "1") {
		this._alpha = 100;
	}
	if (_root.tb == "0") {
		this._alpha = 0;
	}
Symbol 95 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 109 Button
on (press) {
	sto = sto + 1;
	if (sto > 1) {
		sto = 0;
	}
}
Symbol 111 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.sto == "1") {
		this._y = 327;
	} else {
		this._y = -60;
	}
Symbol 111 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 231 MovieClip Frame 1
	n = Math.ceil(Math.random() * 30);
	gotoAndStop(n + 2);
Symbol 1947 MovieClip Frame 1
	n = Math.ceil(Math.random() * 2);
	gotoAndStop(n + 1);
Symbol 2391 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (_root.sneakretly == "0") {
		stop();
	} else {
		gotoAndStop (3);
	}
Symbol 2391 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 2958 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("selecty");
}
Symbol 2962 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("start1");
}
Symbol 2966 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.albinoblacksheep.com", "blank");
}
Symbol 2973 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/nuclear-bubble-wrap/id79649358", "blank");
}
Symbol 2979 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://thefump.com/artist.php?id=36", "blank");
}
Symbol 2984 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/NuclearBubbleWrap", "blank");
}
Symbol 2989 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.nuclearbubblewrap.com/", "blank");
}
Symbol 2991 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tmst/", "blank");
}
Symbol 2998 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("start1");
}
Symbol 3002 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("video");
}
Symbol 3006 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("dicking");
}
Symbol 3010 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("chorus1");
}
Symbol 3014 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("swirlies");
}
Symbol 3018 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("flashback");
}
Symbol 3022 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("midnight");
}
Symbol 3026 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("pints");
}
Symbol 3030 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("flaming");
}
Symbol 3034 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("snaps");
}
Symbol 3038 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("slash");
}
Symbol 3042 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("everybody");
}
Symbol 3046 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("endcreds");
}
Symbol 3054 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop ("bonus");
}
Symbol 3180 MovieClip Frame 3097
	_root.gotoAndStop("bewbies");
Symbol 3191 Button
on (release) {
	if ((chord1.toLowerCase() == "dead") && (chord2.toLowerCase() == "fag")) {
		sneakretly = "11";
		gotoAndPlay ("passs");
	} else {
		sneakretly = "0";
		gotoAndPlay ("fail");
	}
}