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Hey there

hi I'm quagmire

it's quaGMIRE

YEAH

YUP

pLEASE

THANKS

I think there's
potential in
this crowd

Show me the
lower eastside

sure

whoa! Transvestite
backoff!

wait, preop or
postop?

Preop

your right, this
place blows!

Ahhhhh!

Check me out

Giggidi giggidi doo

giggidi giggidi giggidi

Heh haha - that's
awful, awful!

Heh, no problem

hell did I just
get laid?

hello nine-one-one?

Hey there
sweety

How old
are you?

sixteen

eighteen?

You're first

Moooom

i like where
this is going

giggidi giggidi
gig-i-di

How about now?

how good are you?

I can bench press
eight hundred lbs

i felt guilty once
but she woke up
half way through!

I think that's
a neat idea

I'm in

That was strangly
arousing!

Noooooo!

there's no more girly
mags in the can

Whaaaaheeehey!

Lets hit the bar huh?

You must be a
parking ticket

you win

you could whore
yourself to a
thousand fat chics

or fifty really
fat chics!

what?

don't look at
me like that

fat chics need
love too

but they
gotta pay

Damn this itchs

I wonder who
gave it to me

probably the skank
who needed a ride

Where have I heard
that before?

by insaneflash.com

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