swfchan: SEXXXY_HOMO_SIMULATOR2010.swf (info)

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"THE ULTIMATE DATING SIM" - IGN.com
"I CAME BUCKETS" - gamefaqs.com
"RIVETING" - The New York Times
"A milestone in gaming history" -Shigeru Miyamoto
"YOU REALLY CAN DO EVERYTHING!" - Peter Molineux
"I want to hire this man" - Gabe Newell

SEXY

SEXYNESS
STAMINA
CHARISMA
SEMEN

ONE DAY WALKING HOME FROM YOUR
SUGOI SCHOOL YOU MEET YOUR BEST
FRIEND WHO HAS THE MAYOR HOTS FOR
YOU

"OH HI SEXXXY-KUN *GROAN*"

Oh hi Ruru-chan, im just walking home!

"HMM WHAT A COINCIDENCE ME TOO
DONTCHA WANNA WALK ME HOME AND
THEN DO PERVERTED THINGS WITH ME?"

No, thank you~!

Will there be any boys?

"WAH, YOUR NO FUN""

;_;

ruru-chan fled

YOU CONTINUE YOUR WALK AND FIND
YOUR OTHER BEST FRIEND WHO ALSO
HAS THE MAYOR HOTS FOR YOU

"HOLY SHIT MAN YOU LOOK SEXIER
THAN EVER I AM JUTS GETTING WET BY
JUTS LOOKING AT YOU?"

HI DORKYCHAN IIM GOING HOME

IM REALLY REALLY RONERY AND
WANT A PENIS
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME

do YOU have a penis?

no thank you~ :)

YOU SUPER STUPID BAKA GAIJIN 64
I HAT YOU ;_;

dorky chan fled

YOU TRY TO TAKE YOUR DENSHA HOME
BUT A STRANGER GRABS YOU BY THE
CROTCH AND STOPS YOU

OH WOW ITS KIPI! CAN I GET YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?

TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: KAWAII MEANS UGUU

ALRIGHT WHATEVER I'LL PRETEND YOUR A GUY,
LETS FUCK LIKE ANIMALS!

IM SORRY BUT I DONT WANT TO FAKKU
YOU KIPI

WELL FUCK YOU TOO YOU PUNK ASS
LOOKING MUTHAFUCKA HONKEY BITCH
SHITTY DOOPY pOOPY FUCK

TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: SUGOI MEANS COOL STORY BRO

KIPI FLED

YOU FINALLY MAKE IT HOME BUT YOU
NOTICE YOUR FRONT DOOR OPEN , YOU
WALK IN YOUR ROOM AND FIND ANOTHER
STRANGER

HEY WAHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY
HOUSE?

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU SEXXXY
KUN
I WANT YOUR

COCK

NO I WANT YOUR COCK

DEAL!

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