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How to turn WINDOWS into LINUX
and become more L33T

RESTORED!!!

Step 1: Remove all file extensions

Step 2: Export the entire registry
into 56000 text files

Step 3: Scatter these files all over
your hard drive and give them short,
meaningless names

Step 4: Make sure some of them
end in 'd' and begin with a dot.

Step 5: Downgrade to windows 3.1
to get that "square windows, jaggedy
font" feel.

Step 6: Remember to type in all
lowercase, pretending that your file
system is case sensitive.

Step 7: Create dos batch files for
common commands, only with
smaller names.

Step 8:
Uninstall your printer drivers and use only
"Generic Printer Driver"

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Step 9: Buy a stuffed penguin.

Step 10: Talk about BSD, NFS, EXT2,
GNU, GPL, FSF, and Open Source
Software

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Step 11: Become a communist.

Step 12: Remember the "$" in
Micro$oft

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Special thanks:
Comic Sans MS

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