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[absurd whim] |
It has come to my attention |
that some people are not familiar |
with the furry community. |
So here's a primer. |
fox [foks], noun. |
1. any of several carnivores of the genus Vulpes, having a pointed, slightly upturned muzzle, erect ears, and a long, bushy tail. |
2. a cunning or crafty person. |
3. a being with the sexual drive of twenty men, the brain of one half, an invariably submissive personality, poor elocution, and a commonness approaching that of pigeons. |
semen [see-muh n], noun. |
1. the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa. |
2. a viscid, whitish fluid produced upon orgasm in unlimited quantities from an as-yet unknown organ. |
3. a delicious, nutritious, always-available meal-on-the-go. |
(I am so, so sorry.) |
Furries never get old. |
They just become babyfurs. |
The more outlandish the fetish, |
The worse the art. |
Always. |
Furries like to see other furries die. |
Coincidentally, so do non-furries. |
Furries are not obligated to be able to draw. |
Or spell. |
Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions. |
No. |
No. Exceptions. |
Approximately 37% of all furries have anomalous X/Y chromosomes. |
In English, |
In English, hermaphrodites. |
Stairs are a dragon's worst enemy. |
Furries do not believe in the food chain. |
Luckily, cannibalism is illegal. |
To furries, skunk spray smells much like roses. |
To furries, skunk spray smells much like roses. Really. |
They're not fat, they're just big-boned. |
Oh, who am I kidding? |
Furries are not an accurate source of bondage information. |
Trust me. |
Everything has legs. |
Everything. |
Furries' spines are made of a malleable, non-bone-like substance. |
A large number of furries are in high school or college. |
Imagine that. |
The average furry's vagina can stretch to over twenty times its normal opening diameter. |
Some furries aren't furry. |
Or scaled properly. |
War crimes are fine, as long as you're wearing the |
latest in Hugo Boss fashions. |
If you draw it, someone will find it sexy. |
No exceptions. |
If furries ever exist in real life, |
If furries ever exist in real life, it'll be in either Love Canal, |
If furries ever exist in real life, it'll be in either Love Canal, or Chernobyl. |
Either one. |
Furries are okay with being annoying, as long as you have a dick. |
Too bad nobody else is. |
Every day in the furry fandom is Caturday. |
A VGCat is fine too. |
Take every crappy daytime soap opera ever made. |
Add a dash of even worse acting. |
Take away the makeup. |
The recipe? Furry Drama. |
All day, every day. |
What have we learned? |
Furries will take sex any way they can get it. |
Maybe they're not so different, after all. |
Truly, the Internet owes a debt to furries. |
Without them, there'd be no Internet scapegoats. |
Amirite? |
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