Then when the bouncer tried to force us out, I opened up my asshole wide so
instead of punching me he began fisting me in my colon. the pube beaker
started manipulating the man's balls and accidentally sucked the man's testicles
down his throat so the pube beaker began coughing up sperm everywhere. They
began circling us like flies but ended up trying to merge with every cell on our
skin. I was sad because they all died before they could penetrate us, so we
scooped the sperm off the street and threw it at passing cars so they would
freak out and have their head fly through a windshield of baby gravy! Yes, that
was swell. After that, i will contact the hottest, sweatiest nerds on this board
and encourage them to meet me so we can have dirty gay sex in the alley next
to my house. we will then plan a gay sex party every year and only the fattest
and stinkiest men can come to all rape me. we will be so fucking leet! I want
that to happen right now. Yes, that will be swell. |
