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Jon Jeremy's Pornstar Tutorial |
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A tutorial brought to you by... |
Hobo the Clown Industries TM |
In association with... |
Willy Soft |
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Jon Jeremy |
Jon Jeremy's "How to be a Pornstar" |
Hi there! |
I'm Jon Jeremy. |
Pornstar and director extraordinaire. |
Today I'm going to teach you- |
"How to be a pornstar" |
By following these few simple steps.. |
You can be a famous pornstar too! |
Rule 1: |
Looks are irrelevant. |
Looks are "NOT" an important factor! |
However... |
One of "these" is. |
Pretty Impressive No? |
You can be ugly as FUCK. |
As long as you have a huge dong. |
Rule 2: |
Sex Positions |
When you star in your own porno... |
There's a couple of important things you need to know. |
The order you perform the positions. |
1. Fellatio |
2. Cunnilingus |
3. Cowgirl |
4. Doggy style |
5. Anal (Optional) |
And last but not least... |
The Cumshot Facial |
PWNED!! |
Step 3: |
Sexual Orientation |
In some sex scenes known as MMF... |
AKA MALE MALE FEMALE |
You may come into close contact with another male. |
So it is a requirement you are a closet bisexual... |
Or at the very least have "Homo-erotic Tendencies" |
This comes in handy for positions like the "Spitroast" and "DP's" (Double Penetrations) |
And now, time for a demonstration.. |
It's Hobo the Clown !!! |
OMFG! It's Jemma Jameson!!! |
CHECK MY SHIT! |
Created by Karne |
Copryright 2009 |
Music By: Korn Track: Porno Creep Music edited by: Me |
Though edited and modified by me this song is the property of it's respective owner/s. |
Replay? |
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