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LOAD TIME: 00:00 |
XFER SPEED: 0.0 KB/S |
PERCENT LOADED UNTIL PLAY |
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BEWARE OF GOD THIS MOCKFUL GREETING CARD IS NOT INTENDED FOR HEARING BY MINORS. "BUT YOU PROBABLY WON'T LISTEN TO ME ANYWAY, ...WILL YOU?" |
A STATEMENT OF COMPLIANCE ?! Who reads these, anyway? Betcha can't before it disappears! Somewhat violent viewing material. The actor and actresses heard in this work as participating in any kind of sexual activity, such as screaming, cursing, and feigning finishment, are aged 18 years or older, as of 1999, or whenever Dr. Dre first laid down that skit, which remains to this day funny as all hell. Thanks to Konami for making Jonathan grab his nuts when you press Up for a few moments in CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin. ~Pelican S. Berrigan, Custodian of Records. Dates of Production, 2|14, 2007+I+I+I Production Wrapped: March 3, 20X Last Revised: February 14, 20X1 10:00AM EST "M'nuuuuuts!!!" Animation and Direction by DYNAKYRIS Character Illustrations & Original Sprites by Konami All other imagery created by DYNAKYRIS SotN Font by Anapan Non-stock VG Sounds: Konami [From Super CastleVania IV and CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin] BGM: Cynthia Harrell- I Am the Wind Dr. Dre- Xxplosive and Pause 4 Porno Presented by DYNAKYRIS |
A RIDICULOUS FLASH CARD BY DYNAKYRIS! |
A RIDICULOUS FLASH CARD BY DYNAKYRIS! |
February 14th: Valentine's Day. |
In the world of CastleVania... |
...Big Daddy Drac is havin' himself a ho-down! |
Well, SCREW THIS!!! |
Happy Singles Awareness Day! |
Raster Artwork Sources CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin CastleVania III: Dracula's Curse Super CastleVania IV CastleVania: Dracula X Akumajou Dracula X: Gekka no Yasoukyoku CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin (All by KONAMI!) All other artwork and animation by DYNAKYRIS |
SE Sources Super CastleVania IV CastleVania: Symphony of the Night Samurai Spirits: Amakusa Kourin CastleVania: Portrait of Ruin ...and, of course, Ye Olde (and virtually impossible to source) Foley Collection |
BGM Sources Dr. Dre- Xxxplosive (from Chronic 2001) Cynthia Harrell- I am the Wind (from Akumajou Dracula X: Gekka no Yasoukyoku) Dr. Dre- Pause 4 Porno (from Chronic 2001) Konami Kukeiha Club- Game Over (from Super CastleVania IV) |
THANKS! Mr. P's CastleVania Realm KONAMI (OTOMEDIUS NOW!!! BRING BACK PARODIUS!!!) MercurySteam and All Game Makers THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR WATCHING!!! WE LOVE SPRITE ANIMATION! |
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FileAttributes (69) | Timeline Frame 1 | Access local files only, Metadata not present, AS1/AS2. |
Labels
"Title Opts" | Frame 171 |
"Vey 2 Krredz" | Frame 200 |
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"Endline Vey 2 Krredz" | Frame 1751 |
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