Frame 1
function randRange(min, max) {
var _local1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * ((max - min) + 1)) + min;
return(_local1);
}
var addative = ["sugar", "mallow", "fruit", "yogurt", "phazon", "butter", "chocolate", "cinnimon", "fudge", "ginger", "jalapeno", "salt", "partially", "slightly", "mostly", "terribly", "dangerously", "overly", "sinfully", "ugly", "bacon", "fuck", "poorly", "aeshetically", "pleasantly", "fairly", "vaguely"];
var action = ["blasted", "frosted", "glazed", "covered", "coated", "slathered", "imbued", "imbibed", "infused", "impregnated", "baked", "toasted", "hydrogenated", "rubbed", "encrusted", "embedded", "fucked", "involved"];
var flavor = ["oat", "fruit", "grain", "giga", "hyper", "corn", "rice", "wheat", "marshmallow", "cheese", "cheddar", "rye", "sugar", "chocolaty", "crispy", "crunchy", "tasty", "happy", "super", "magical", "pirate", "beef", "pork", "mutton", "ham", "hairy", "sweet", "delicious", "bran", "corrugated", "bleached", "bacony", "grass", "tiny", "small", "mini", "miniscule", "fucking", "vague", "flavored"];
var shape = ["squares", "spheres", "o's", "cones", "cubes", "bits", "bites", "circles", "balls", "trapezoids", "rhombazoids", "paralellograms", "pyramids", "dinos", "dodecahedrons", "croutons", "shanks", "chops", "globes", "orbs", "globs", "nodules", "hair", "shards", "triangles", "puffs", "rods", "phalluses", "hunks", "chunks", "globules", "mastadons", "teeth", "flakes", "clusters", "bacon", "goodness", "grass", "shapes", "wads", "lumps", "fucks", "things", "stuff", "bunches"];
var word = ["of", "on or around", "with", "and", "involving", "lightly dusted with", "and/or", "or", "fucked with"];
var type = ["real", "artificial", "natural", "unnatural", "a few", "no", "actual", "some", "a buttload of", "real artificial", "a pinch of", "turgid", "fucking"];
var chunk = ["raisins", "pork", "oats", "fruit", "grain", "corns", "rice", "wheat", "marshmallows", "cheese", "sugar", "chocolate", "pirates", "beef", "mutton", "ham", "flavoring", "calories", "trans fat", "teeth", "candy", "lard", "cats", "bacon", "fuckers"];
Frame 2
cereal = "";
if (random(10) > 0) {
cereal = cereal + ((addative[random(addative.length)] + " ") + action[random(action.length)]);
}
cereal = cereal + (((" " + flavor[random(flavor.length)]) + " ") + shape[random(shape.length)]);
a = random(12);
i = 0;
while (i < a) {
if (random(3) == 2) {
cereal = cereal + (((((" " + word[random(word.length)]) + " ") + type[random(type.length)]) + " ") + chunk[random(chunk.length)]);
}
i++;
}
i = 0;
while (i < random(3)) {
switch (random(3)) {
case 0 :
cereal = cereal + "!";
break;
case 1 :
cereal = cereal + "?";
break;
case 2 :
cereal = cereal + "!";
break;
case 3 :
cereal = cereal + "!";
}
i++;
}
Frame 4
gotoAndPlay (3);
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
_root.gotoAndPlay(1);
}