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Gliz Caldo (c) 2012 |
Porn Stories 101 |
How to write smut stories |
First: figure out what it is that is going to happen. |
- Example: Guy on guy, straight or a fetish story. |
Second: make the bodies. I mean characters. |
- Basic run down: Body type, race or species, age, size of genitals or breasts. |
- Oh and add a name if you feel like it.* |
* Anyone reading is just there to get off on it, so don't bother. |
Third: Who is fucking who. |
- Make one of the bodies, I mean characters be running the show. |
- Or they both are going at it equally. |
Character Sterotypes |
- The more slutty-fun the female character = the more popular she gets. |
- Horse cocks will ensure you to get readers. |
- Feral characters will attract the beatality interest. |
- Go with what's popular* (Rule 34 and 35 has unlimited possibilities.) |
* Fanfictions never fail! |
What's next? |
Now that you got the character junk out of the way, what happens next? |
That's right, what should happen at the beginning, middle and end. |
Start, middle and end. |
The start: Swing some bull on how the characters get there. No one reads |
this part anyway. |
The middle: This is where everyone skips to, so make sure you have it |
stand out when the action begins. |
The end: make it end in the most cliche* way possible. |
* Or add a twist to it! :D |
Story Sterotypes |
- The more sex, the better the story. |
- The more mispelling, grammar mistakes and horrendous dialogue the better. |
- Have your own dictionary of synonyms for body parts. |
- Rape until they like it. |
Locations |
Bedrooms: Only have a bed, THAT 'S IT! |
Showers: Best for guy on guy with rimming. |
Barns: For horses and ferals. |
Outside: Probably the most crazy location. |
Time Periods |
Inaccuracy = better story |
- Sex toys that were not invented yet. |
- Positions and words that were not used or invented yet. |
- Broken social structures |
The MOST Important |
STD's do not exist! |
And sombraro's make things more awesome. |
All Together Now |
Male on female. Bob and Barbra |
Straight sex. |
Indoors, bedroom. |
1960's. |
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah |
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah |
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah |
Bob's cok erekt and bloke Barbraz himin, babiez fleu out al ovr da bdrm. |
They herpees cuerd. |
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah |
They bro and sis! :D Und Barba liked wearing sluttty cluthing. |
Bob's cok |
Now you are ready! |
Now go write some smut! :D |
Heh heh, suckers. XD |
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