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Gliz Caldo (c) 2012

Porn Stories 101

How to write smut stories

First: figure out what it is that is going to happen.

- Example: Guy on guy, straight or a fetish story.

Second: make the bodies. I mean characters.

- Basic run down: Body type, race or species, age, size of genitals or breasts.

- Oh and add a name if you feel like it.*

* Anyone reading is just there to get off on it, so don't bother.

Third: Who is fucking who.

- Make one of the bodies, I mean characters be running the show.

- Or they both are going at it equally.

Character Sterotypes

- The more slutty-fun the female character = the more popular she gets.

- Horse cocks will ensure you to get readers.

- Feral characters will attract the beatality interest.

- Go with what's popular* (Rule 34 and 35 has unlimited possibilities.)

* Fanfictions never fail!

What's next?

Now that you got the character junk out of the way, what happens next?

That's right, what should happen at the beginning, middle and end.

Start, middle and end.

The start: Swing some bull on how the characters get there. No one reads

this part anyway.

The middle: This is where everyone skips to, so make sure you have it

stand out when the action begins.

The end: make it end in the most cliche* way possible.

* Or add a twist to it! :D

Story Sterotypes

- The more sex, the better the story.

- The more mispelling, grammar mistakes and horrendous dialogue the better.

- Have your own dictionary of synonyms for body parts.

- Rape until they like it.

Locations

Bedrooms: Only have a bed, THAT 'S IT!

Showers: Best for guy on guy with rimming.

Barns: For horses and ferals.

Outside: Probably the most crazy location.

Time Periods

Inaccuracy = better story

- Sex toys that were not invented yet.

- Positions and words that were not used or invented yet.

- Broken social structures

The MOST Important

STD's do not exist!

And sombraro's make things more awesome.

All Together Now

Male on female. Bob and Barbra

Straight sex.

Indoors, bedroom.

1960's.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah

Bob's cok erekt and bloke Barbraz himin, babiez fleu out al ovr da bdrm.

They herpees cuerd.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah  blah blah

They bro and sis! :D Und Barba liked wearing sluttty cluthing.

Bob's cok

Now you are ready!

Now go write some smut! :D

Heh heh, suckers. XD

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