Frame 1
bytes_loaded = Math.round(this.getBytesLoaded());
bytes_total = Math.round(this.getBytesTotal());
getPercent = bytes_loaded / bytes_total;
this.loadBar._width = 530.5 * getPercent;
this.loadText = Math.round(getPercent * 100) + "%";
if (bytes_loaded == bytes_total) {
this.gotoAndPlay(3);
}
Frame 2
gotoAndPlay (1);
Frame 3
stop();
Frame 4
function makeaname(itemnumber, namebit) {
if (nameseg < 2) {
namepart[nameseg] = namebit;
namenumber[nameseg] = itemnumber;
nameseg++;
shower = _root.ingredient[nameseg];
with (ingredientdisplay[nameseg - 1]) {
gotoAndStop(itemnumber + 2);
}
if (nameseg > 0) {
if (namenumber[0] != namenumber[1]) {
if (namenumber[0] > namenumber[1]) {
outgoingname = namepart[1] + namepart[0];
} else {
outgoingname = namepart[0] + namepart[1];
}
} else {
outgoingname = "can't be the same";
}
}
}
return(outgoingname);
}
function creationtest(testname) {
counter = 0;
do {
itemis = _root.itemnames[counter];
if (testname == itemis) {
if (_root.activeitems[counter] == 0) {
_root.successful++;
with (_root.success) {
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
}
_root.activeitems[counter] = 1;
activing = _root.itemdesignation[counter];
with (activing) {
gotoAndStop(2);
}
with (activing.burst) {
gotoAndPlay(2);
}
}
counter++;
} while (counter < _root.itemscount);
if (_root.successful == 15) {
_root.description = "You did it! You found all the items! But you'll have to tune in next time for a better WIN screen. I mean, this is just a work in progress. huh huh huh";
gotoAndStop (5);
}
return("yes");
}
function cleanup() {
_root.namepart = ["", ""];
_root.namenumber = [-1, -1];
_root.nameseg = 0;
_root.outgoingname = "";
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
with (_root.ingredient1) {
gotoAndStop(1);
}
with (_root.ingredient2) {
gotoAndStop(1);
}
return("done");
}
namepart = ["", ""];
namenumber = [0, 0];
nameseg = 0;
successful = 0;
activeitems = [1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0];
itemnames = ["cum", "ear", "fir", "wat", "oil", "wax", "earfir", "cumwat", "earwat", "watoil", "watwax", "cumfir", "firoil", "firwax", "cumear", "cumoil", "cumwax", "firwat", "earoil", "earwax", "oilwax"];
itemdesignation = ["cum", "ear", "fir", "wat", "oil", "wax", earfir, _root.cumwat, "earwat", "watoil", "watwax", "cumfir", "firoil", "firwax", "cumear", "cumoil", "cumwax", "firwat", "earoil", "earwax", "oilwax"];
itemdescription = ["<b>Cum</b><br>You should know where this comes from. ", "<b>Earth</b><br>Fluffy, dark brown soil. ", "<b>Fire</b><br>The flame gives light and heat. ", "<b>Water</b><br>Whatever came out of the tap... ", "<b>Oil</b><br>Smooth and slick! Good for cooking, but not the right kind for your car. ", "<b>Wax</b><br>Crumbly, melty resin. ", "<b>Ceramics</b><br>Homemade clay art. Mom thinks they're really beautiful. ", "<b>Precum...?</b><br>I don't think this is how it's made... ", "<b>Mud</b><br>Good for facials. Not guaranteed. ", "<b>Alcohol</b><br>How in the world did this turn into...? Better not drink this. ", "<b>Lotion</b><br>Lubrication choice of teenagers everywhere! ", "<b>Mirengue Pie...?</b><br>It's fluffy, creamy, and ... sweet? ", "<b>Lamp</b><br>Lets you see in dark places, but not easy to carry. ", "<b>Birthday Candles</b><br>They look pretty but they don't last long. ", "<b>Silky Mud</b><br>Mud that's especially soft and gooey. It's hard to keep in stock, because Rowan keeps jumping in it. ", "<b>Shampoo</b><br>Will this really clean my hair? ", "<b>Cold Cream</b><br>Older women use this to feel young. It may not do anything at all. ", "<b>Purified Water</b><br>This one is safer to drink. ", "<b>Brownies</b><br>They still taste like dirt... ", "<b>Sillyputty</b><br>It copies newspaper images and comes in an egg... and there's nothing else cool about it. ", "<b>Vaseline</b><br>It's slippery and sticky and you'll never get it off. It's good for the skin...? "];
itemdesignation[0] = _root.inventory.cum;
itemdesignation[1] = _root.inventory.ear;
itemdesignation[2] = _root.inventory.fir;
itemdesignation[3] = _root.inventory.wat;
itemdesignation[4] = _root.inventory.oil;
itemdesignation[5] = _root.inventory.wax;
itemdesignation[6] = _root.inventory.earfir;
itemdesignation[7] = _root.inventory.cumwat;
itemdesignation[8] = _root.inventory.earwat;
itemdesignation[9] = _root.inventory.watoil;
itemdesignation[10] = _root.inventory.watwax;
itemdesignation[11] = _root.inventory.cumfir;
itemdesignation[12] = _root.inventory.firoil;
itemdesignation[13] = _root.inventory.firwax;
itemdesignation[14] = _root.inventory.cumear;
itemdesignation[15] = _root.inventory.cumoil;
itemdesignation[16] = _root.inventory.cumwax;
itemdesignation[17] = _root.inventory.firwat;
itemdesignation[18] = _root.inventory.earoil;
itemdesignation[19] = _root.inventory.earwax;
itemdesignation[20] = _root.inventory.oilwax;
ingredientdisplay = [0, 0, 0];
ingredientdisplay[0] = _root.ingredient1;
ingredientdisplay[1] = _root.ingredient2;
itemscount = _root.activeitems.length;
counter = 0;
do {
itemis = _root.activeitems[counter];
if (itemis == 1) {
activing = _root.itemdesignation[counter];
with (activing) {
gotoAndStop(2);
}
}
counter++;
} while (counter < _root.itemscount);
stop();
Frame 5
stop();
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
gotoAndStop (4);
}
Symbol 24 Button
on (release) {
_root.creationtest(_root.output);
_root.cleanup("doeet");
}
Symbol 30 Button
on (release) {
_root.cleanup("poot");
}
Symbol 37 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 37 MovieClip Frame 2
play();
Symbol 37 MovieClip Frame 12
stop();
Symbol 39 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 42 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 51 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 54 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 57 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 63 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 66 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 69 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 72 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 78 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 84 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 87 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 90 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 93 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 96 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 99 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Instance of Symbol 39 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 2
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 0;
name = "cum";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 3
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 0;
name = "cum";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 45 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 4
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 0;
name = "cum";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 48 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 5
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 0;
name = "cum";
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 51 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 6
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 54 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 7
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 57 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 8
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 60 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 9
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 63 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 10
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 66 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 11
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 69 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 12
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 72 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 13
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 75 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 14
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 78 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 15
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 81 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 16
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 84 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 17
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 87 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 18
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 90 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 19
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 93 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 20
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 96 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 21
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 99 MovieClip in Symbol 100 MovieClip Frame 22
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cum";
count = 0;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
gotoAndStop (2);
}
Instance of Symbol 39 MovieClip "cum" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 0;
name = "cum";
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 48 MovieClip "wat" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 3;
name = "wat";
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 54 MovieClip "wax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "wax";
count = 5;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 51 MovieClip "oil" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "oil";
count = 4;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 42 MovieClip "ear" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 1;
name = "ear";
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 45 MovieClip "fir" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
count = 2;
name = "fir";
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 66 MovieClip "watoil" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "alc";
count = 9;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 93 MovieClip "earoil" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "bro";
count = 18;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 78 MovieClip "firwax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "bir";
count = 13;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 57 MovieClip "earfir" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "cer";
count = 6;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 87 MovieClip "cumwax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "col";
count = 16;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 75 MovieClip "firoil" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "lam";
count = 12;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 69 MovieClip "watwax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "lot";
count = 10;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 63 MovieClip "earwat" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "mud";
count = 8;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 81 MovieClip "cumear" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "sil";
count = 14;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 72 MovieClip "cumfir" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "mer";
count = 11;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 60 MovieClip "cumwat" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "pre";
count = 7;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 96 MovieClip "earwax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "put";
count = 19;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 84 MovieClip "cumoil" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "sha";
count = 15;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 99 MovieClip "oilwax" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "vas";
count = 20;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Instance of Symbol 90 MovieClip "firwat" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
name = "pur";
count = 17;
}
on (release) {
if (this._currentframe == 2) {
itemNumber = this.count;
Namebit = this.name;
_root.makeaname(itemnumber, namebit);
_root.output = _root.outgoingname;
_root.description = _root.itemdescription[itemNumber];
}
}
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 1
play();
Symbol 105 MovieClip Frame 25
stop();
Symbol 107 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 107 MovieClip Frame 2
play();
Instance of Symbol 106 MovieClip "spinning" in Symbol 107 MovieClip Frame 2
onClipEvent (load) {
with (_root.success.spinning) {
gotoAndPlay(1);
}
}
Symbol 107 MovieClip Frame 36
stop();
Symbol 111 Button
on (release) {
gotoAndPlay (1);
}