Frame 1
	var lastRandomNumber = 0;
	var randomNumber = 1;
	my_btn.onRelease = function () {
		var _local6 = new Array();
		_local6[0] = "Uhhhhh....";
		_local6[1] = "Well,";
		_local6[2] = "But";
		_local6[3] = "Umm..";
		_local6[4] = "Ya know,";
		_local6[5] = "Let me tell you,";
		_local6[6] = "Did you know that";
		_local6[7] = "Actually,";
		_local6[8] = "the thing is,";
		_local6[9] = "I think";
		_local6[10] = "Honestly,";
		i = _local6.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : 2");
		}
		trace(_local6[randomNumber]);
		intrject_txt.text = _local6[randomNumber];
		var _local2 = new Array();
		_local2[0] = "you";
		_local2[1] = "my Dad";
		_local2[2] = "my Uncle";
		_local2[3] = "my Niece";
		_local2[4] = "your Mom";
		_local2[5] = "your Grandparents";
		_local2[6] = "your Auntie";
		_local2[7] = "my auntie";
		_local2[8] = "my grandfather";
		_local2[9] = "my dog";
		_local2[10] = "my rabbit";
		_local2[11] = "my boyfriend";
		_local2[12] = "your boyfriend";
		_local2[13] = "your girlfriend";
		_local2[14] = "my neighbour";
		_local2[15] = "my three babies";
		_local2[16] = "my consciousness";
		_local2[17] = "your bad smell";
		_local2[18] = "your snore";
		_local2[19] = "my mom";
		_local2[20] = "my brain";
		_local2[21] = "your god";
		_local2[22] = "those asians";
		_local2[23] = "your pet bird";
		_local2[24] = "your cat";
		_local2[25] = "your girrafe";
		_local2[26] = "your moderator";
		_local2[27] = "my manager";
		_local2[28] = "my boss";
		_local2[29] = "your boss";
		_local2[30] = "your wife";
		i = _local2.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber);
		}
		trace(_local2[randomNumber]);
		person_txt.text = _local2[randomNumber];
		var _local4 = new Array();
		_local4[0] = "kills me a little";
		_local4[1] = "drives me crazy,";
		_local4[2] = "licked me,";
		_local4[3] = "stroked me,";
		_local4[4] = "called me,";
		_local4[5] = "pounced me,";
		_local4[6] = "raped me,";
		_local4[7] = "kissed me,";
		_local4[8] = "slapped me,";
		_local4[9] = "ate me,";
		_local4[10] = "bite me,";
		_local4[11] = "fucks me,";
		_local4[12] = "peed on me,";
		_local4[13] = "barfed on me,";
		_local4[14] = "sing a song,";
		_local4[15] = "drives a car,";
		_local4[16] = "dominates the world,";
		_local4[17] = "farts,";
		_local4[18] = "dies,";
		_local4[19] = "sniffed my nuts,";
		_local4[20] = "lick my nuts,";
		_local4[21] = "punched my nuts,";
		_local4[22] = "gets on my nerve,";
		_local4[23] = "operates me,";
		_local4[24] = "neautralise me,";
		_local4[25] = "erased my memory,";
		_local4[26] = "deletes my porns,";
		_local4[27] = "restarts my computer,";
		_local4[28] = "steals my keyboard,";
		_local4[29] = "took my wallet,";
		_local4[30] = "gave me a bike,";
		i = _local4.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber);
		}
		trace(_local4[randomNumber]);
		actions_txt2.text = _local4[randomNumber];
		var _local5 = new Array();
		_local5[0] = "plead to me";
		_local5[1] = "asked me";
		_local5[2] = "fucked me";
		_local5[3] = "notifies me";
		_local5[4] = "reminds me";
		_local5[5] = "teach me";
		_local5[6] = "controlls me";
		_local5[7] = "orders me";
		_local5[8] = "humped me";
		_local5[9] = "posseses me";
		_local5[10] = "forced me";
		_local5[11] = "beg me";
		_local5[13] = "gives me an idea";
		_local5[14] = "taught me";
		_local5[15] = "encourages me";
		_local5[16] = "makes me realised how";
		_local5[17] = "remembers me";
		_local5[18] = "e-mailed me about how";
		_local5[19] = "sent me a link on how";
		_local5[20] = "wanted me";
		_local5[21] = "would love to see me";
		_local5[22] = "really likes me";
		_local5[23] = "told me";
		_local5[24] = "wished";
		_local5[25] = "paid me";
		_local5[26] = "rent me";
		_local5[27] = "bribed me";
		_local5[28] = "would kill me";
		_local5[29] = "dying";
		_local5[30] = "ordered me";
		i = _local5.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber);
		}
		trace(_local5[randomNumber]);
		actions_txt3.text = _local5[randomNumber];
		var _local3 = new Array();
		_local3[0] = "lick";
		_local3[1] = "hump";
		_local3[2] = "help";
		_local3[3] = "murder";
		_local3[4] = "posess";
		_local3[5] = "rape";
		_local3[6] = "teach";
		_local3[7] = "sodomize";
		_local3[8] = "lift";
		_local3[9] = "hug";
		_local3[10] = "fix";
		_local3[11] = "modify";
		_local3[12] = "preach to";
		_local3[13] = "bathe";
		_local3[14] = "stroke";
		_local3[15] = "cumz on";
		_local3[16] = "roll over";
		_local3[17] = "crush";
		_local3[18] = "swallow";
		_local3[19] = "shake hands with";
		_local3[20] = "pee on";
		_local3[21] = "take a dump on";
		_local3[22] = "gives blowjob to";
		_local3[23] = "cook";
		_local3[24] = "saute";
		_local3[25] = "put prices on";
		_local3[26] = "throw shoes to";
		_local3[27] = "drives through";
		_local3[28] = "show middle finger to";
		_local3[29] = "ignites";
		_local3[30] = "snort on";
		i = _local3.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace(("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : " + randomNumber) + 2);
		}
		trace(_local3[randomNumber]);
		actions_txt4.text = _local3[randomNumber];
		var _local1 = new Array();
		_local1[0] = "my computer";
		_local1[1] = "my dog";
		_local1[2] = "my dad";
		_local1[3] = "my mom";
		_local1[4] = "your mom";
		_local1[5] = "your uncle";
		_local1[6] = "your dad";
		_local1[7] = "your dog";
		_local1[8] = "your aunt";
		_local1[9] = "my grandparents";
		_local1[10] = "your knee";
		_local1[11] = "your brain";
		_local1[12] = "the world";
		_local1[13] = "the lonely people";
		_local1[14] = "the homeless people";
		_local1[15] = "little kids";
		_local1[16] = "a pack of wolves";
		_local1[17] = "your horse";
		_local1[18] = "my classmate";
		_local1[19] = "your classmate";
		_local1[20] = "your wile";
		_local1[21] = "your mom's wife";
		_local1[22] = "your mom's father";
		_local1[23] = "my dad's son";
		_local1[24] = "your little penis";
		_local1[25] = "my parol officer";
		_local1[26] = "my little pony";
		_local1[27] = "my penis";
		_local1[28] = "my balls";
		_local1[29] = "my anus";
		_local1[30] = "my three babies!.";
		_local1[31] = "my car";
		_local1[32] = "my radio";
		_local1[33] = "my internet";
		_local1[34] = "my gmail account";
		_local1[35] = "my birthday cake";
		_local1[36] = "my best friend";
		_local1[37] = "my bicycle";
		_local1[38] = "chickens";
		_local1[39] = "rats";
		_local1[40] = "cows";
		_local1[41] = "pokemons";
		_local1[42] = "DVDs";
		_local1[43] = "androids";
		_local1[44] = "iPad";
		_local1[45] = "iPhone";
		_local1[46] = "iPod";
		_local1[47] = "few public phones";
		_local1[48] = "your phone";
		_local1[49] = "your cat";
		_local1[50] = "your tailhole";
		i = _local1.length;
		trace("Total of elements in a array : " + i);
		lastRandomNumber = randomNumber;
		trace("_root.lastRandomNumber : " + lastRandomNumber);
		randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
		trace("randomNumber :  				" + randomNumber);
		while (lastRandomNumber == randomNumber) {
			randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * i);
			trace("Ups - equal number - give me a new one : 2");
		}
		trace(_local1[randomNumber]);
		who_txt5.text = _local1[randomNumber];
	};
Symbol 18 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.sx70.dk");
}
Symbol 19 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.westend.dk");
}
Symbol 20 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.larsbro.dk");
}
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.medieskolen.dk");
}
Symbol 32 MovieClip Frame 35
	stop();