Frame 1
	play();
Instance of Symbol 11 MovieClip in Frame 2
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() < total) {
	} else {
		_root.play();
	}
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	_root.stop();
	total = _root.getBytesTotal();
	loading = ("loading " + int(total / 1024)) + "k...";
}
Frame 3
	function boingsound() {
		boing.start();
	}
	function thunksound() {
		thunk.start();
	}
	function moveshadow(name, me) {
		with (_root[name + "shadow"]) {
			_x = me._x;
			scale = (me._y / 12) * (me._width / 20);
			_xscale = scale;
			_yscale = scale;
			_alpha = (me._y / 5) - 30;
		}
	}
	boing = new Sound();
	boing.attachSound("boing");
	thunk = new Sound();
	thunk.attachSound("thunk");
	gravity = 0.8;
	playerspeed = 8;
	players = 1;
	jumpheight = 12;
	score = 0;
	bestscore = -20;
	score1 = 0;
	score2 = 0;
Frame 4
	stop();
Frame 5
	function createExtraBall() {
		rand = random(998) + 1;
		duplicateMovieClip ("extraball", "eball" + rand, rand);
		_root["eball" + rand]._y = random(75) + 125;
		_root["eball" + rand]._x = random(200) + 25;
	}
	stop();
	score = 0;
	balls = 10;
	angle = -1.4;
	balls = 10;
	gameover = 0;
	ai_move_fraction = 0.5;
	ai_skill_increment = 1.02;
	score1 = 0;
	score2 = 0;
Instance of Symbol 47 MovieClip "player1" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (jumping == 1) {
		yspeed = yspeed + _root.gravity;
		_y  = (_y + yspeed);
		if (_y >= ground) {
			jumping = 0;
			_y  = ground;
		}
	}
	if ((Key.isDown(39) && (_x < 250)) && (!_root.gameover)) {
		_x  = (_x + _root.playerspeed);
		if (jumping != 1) {
			nextFrame();
		}
	} else if ((Key.isDown(37) && (10 < _x)) && (!_root.gameover)) {
		_x  = (_x - _root.playerspeed);
		if (jumping != 1) {
			nextFrame();
		}
	}
	if (hitTest(_root.ball._x, _root.ball._y, true)) {
		_root.boingsound();
		eye.play();
		divx = 3.142 * ((_x - _root.ball._x) / width);
		cosx = Math.cos(divx / 2);
		sinx = Math.sin(divx / 2);
		_root.ball._y = _y - ((height * 0.5) * cosx);
		_root.ball.xspeed = (_root.angle * sinx) * _root.ball.yspeed;
		_root.ball.yspeed = cosx * -15;
	}
	_root.moveshadow(_name, this);
}
onClipEvent (keyDown) {
	if (((Key.getCode() == 38) && (jumping != 1)) && (!_root.gameover)) {
		tellTarget ("") {
			gotoAndPlay ("jump");
		};
		jumping = 1;
		yspeed = -_root.jumpheight;
	}
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	ground = _y;
	jumping = 0;
	width = _width / 2;
	height = _height;
	if (_name == "player2") {
		polarity = -1;
	} else {
		polarity = 1;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 48 MovieClip "player2" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	function jump() {
		if (jumping != 1) {
			tellTarget ("") {
				gotoAndPlay ("jump");
			};
			jumping = 1;
			yspeed = -_root.jumpheight;
		}
	}
	_root.ai();
	if (jumping == 1) {
		yspeed = yspeed + _root.gravity;
		_y  = (_y + yspeed);
		if (_y >= ground) {
			jumping = 0;
			_y  = ground;
		}
	}
	if ((0 < ai_move) && (_x < 610)) {
		_x  = (_x + (_root.playerspeed * _root.ai_move_fraction));
		if (jumping != 1) {
			nextFrame();
		}
	} else if ((ai_move < 0) && (370 < _x)) {
		_x  = (_x - (_root.playerspeed * _root.ai_move_fraction));
		if (jumping != 1) {
			nextFrame();
		}
	}
	if (hitTest(_root.ball._x, _root.ball._y, true)) {
		_root.boingsound();
		eye.play();
		divx = 3.142 * ((_x - _root.ball._x) / width);
		cosx = Math.cos(divx / 2);
		sinx = Math.sin(divx / 2);
		_root.ball._y = _y - ((height * 0.5) * cosx);
		_root.ball.xspeed = (_root.angle * sinx) * _root.ball.yspeed;
		_root.ball.yspeed = cosx * -15;
	}
	_root.moveshadow(_name, this);
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	ground = _y;
	jumping = 0;
	width = _width / 2;
	height = _height;
	if (_name == "player2") {
		polarity = -1;
	} else {
		polarity = 1;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 50 MovieClip in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_xscale  = 100;
	_yscale  = 100;
	_rotation  = (_root.ball.xspeed * -2);
	_x  = _root.player2._x;
	_y  = _root.player2._y;
	if (hitTest(_root.ball._x, _root.ball._y, true) && (-3 < _root.ball.yspeed)) {
		_root.player2.jump();
	}
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 52 MovieClip "predict" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	x = _root.ball._x;
	y = _root.ball._y - 350;
	sx = _root.ball.xspeed;
	sy = _root.ball.yspeed;
	_x  = (x + ((y * sx) * -0.05));
	if (370 < _x) {
		divx = _x - _root.player2._x;
		if (-3 < divx) {
			_root.player2.ai_move = 1;
		} else if (divx < -15) {
			_root.player2.ai_move = -1;
		} else {
			_root.player2.ai_move = 0;
		}
	} else {
		divx = 0;
	}
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 54 MovieClip "ball" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	height = _height / 2;
	_x  = _root.player2._x;
	xspeed = 1 - random(3);
	yspeed = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	x = _x;
	y = _y;
	if ((x < 20) || (600 < x)) {
		xspeed = xspeed * -1;
		_x  = (_x + xspeed);
	}
	if (350 < y) {
		_root.boingsound();
		_y  = 350;
		yspeed = yspeed * -1;
		if (_x < 310) {
			_root.balls--;
			_root.ballsleft.nextFrame();
			_root.score2 = _root.score2 + 1;
			_root.score--;
		} else if (310 < _x) {
			_root.createExtraBall();
			_root.score1 = _root.score1 + 1;
			_root.ai_move_fraction = _root.ai_move_fraction * _root.ai_skill_increment;
			_root.score++;
		}
	}
	yspeed = yspeed + _root.gravity;
	_x  = (_x + xspeed);
	_y  = (_y + yspeed);
	_rotation  = (_rotation + (xspeed * 2));
	_xscale  = 100;
	_yscale  = 100;
	_root.moveshadow(_name, this);
}
Instance of Symbol 63 MovieClip "extraball" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (load) {
	if (_name == "extraball") {
		stop();
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.gameover) {
		removeMovieClip("");
	}
	if ((hitTest(_root.ball) && (_root.balls < 10)) && (!dead)) {
		_root.boingsound();
		_root.balls++;
		_root.ballsleft.prevFrame();
		dead = 1;
		tellTarget ("") {
			gotoAndPlay ("out");
		};
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 66 MovieClip "fence" in Frame 5
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (hitTest(_root.ball)) {
		_root.thunk.start();
		balltop = _root.ball.y + _root.ball.height;
		if ((balltop < top) && (0 < _root.ball.yspeed)) {
			_root.ball._y = top - _root.ball.height;
			_root.ball.yspeed = _root.ball.yspeed * -1;
		} else if (balltop >= top) {
			_root.ball.xspeed = _root.ball.xspeed * -1;
		}
	}
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = 0;
	top = _y - (_height / 2);
}
Frame 6
	gameover = 1;
Frame 115
	stop();
Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (0 < random(2)) {
		_xscale  = (_xscale * -1);
	}
	gotoAndPlay(random(25) + 2);
Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 44
	gotoAndPlay(random(25) + 45);
Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 116
	gotoAndPlay(random(25) + 120);
Symbol 15 Button
on (press) {
	getURL ("/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.html", "_blank");
}
Symbol 23 Button
on (press, keyPress "<Space>") {
	play();
}
Symbol 34 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 34 MovieClip "eye" in Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	x = _x;
	y = _y;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_x  = (x + ((_parent.polarity * (_root.ball.x - _parent._x)) / 65));
	_y  = ((y + 1) + ((_root.ball.y - _parent._y) / 60));
}
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 4
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 47 MovieClip Frame 5
	_root.jumpsound();
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 34 MovieClip "eye" in Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	x = _x;
	y = _y;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_x  = (x + ((_parent.polarity * (_root.ball.x - _parent._x)) / 65));
	_y  = ((y + 1) + ((_root.ball.y - _parent._y) / 60));
}
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 4
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 48 MovieClip Frame 5
	_root.jumpsound();
Symbol 63 MovieClip Frame 236
	stop();
	removeMovieClip("");
	unloadMovie ();
Symbol 63 MovieClip Frame 238
	stop();
	removeMovieClip("");
	unloadMovie ();
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 67 MovieClip Frame 11
	_root.play();
Symbol 85 Button
on (press) {
	score = 0;
	gotoAndStop (5);
}
Symbol 87 Button
on (press, keyPress "<Enter>") {
	Set("/:myname", ../:my_name);
	if (../:my_name eq "") {
		Set("../:my_name", "Anon");
	}
	if ((substring(wordbank, 1, 1)) ne ",") {
		wordbank = ("," add wordbank) add ",";
	}
	comma = 0;
	r = length(wordbank);
	count = 1;
	while (Number(r) >= Number(count)) {
		if ((substring(wordbank, count, 1)) eq ",") {
			comma = Number(comma) + 1;
			Set("num" add comma, count);
		}
		count = Number(count) + 1;
	}
	count = 1;
	while (Number(comma) >= Number(count)) {
		Set("bad" add count, substring(wordbank, eval ("num" add count) + 1, (eval ("num" add (count + 1)) - eval ("num" add count)) - 1));
		count = Number(count) + 1;
	}
	badwords = comma - 1;
	short = ../:my_name;
	length = length(short);
	l = 1;
	while (Number(length) >= Number(l)) {
		Set("w" add l, ord(substring(short, l, 1)));
		if ((eval ("w" add l) >= 65) and (90 >= eval ("w" add l))) {
			Set("w" add l, chr(eval ("w" add l) + 32));
		} else {
			Set("w" add l, chr(eval ("w" add l)));
		}
		l = Number(l) + 1;
	}
	l = 1;
	short = "";
	while (Number(length) >= Number(l)) {
		short = short add eval ("w" add l);
		l = Number(l) + 1;
	}
	m = 1;
	n = length(../:my_name);
	while (Number(badwords) >= Number(m)) {
		if (n >= length(eval ("bad" add m))) {
			v = 1;
			while (((n - length(eval ("bad" add m))) + 1) >= v) {
				if ((substring(short, v, length(eval ("bad" add m)))) eq eval ("bad" add m)) {
					Set("../:my_name", ../:word_replacer);
				}
				v = Number(v) + 1;
			}
		}
		m = Number(m) + 1;
	}
	tellTarget ("../") {
		call("submitscore");
		gotoAndPlay ("aftergame");
	};
}
Symbol 88 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	wordbank = ",jizm,tits,asshole,asswipe,arse,wank,cunt,piss,shit,shite,fuck,phuck,fuc,fuk,phuc,phuk,shitter,bollocks,bollox,bolox,fucker,fuct,motherfucker,motherfuck,bastard,shag,shagger,wanker,wanky,wanking,whore,anal,pussy,bitch,butt,buttfuck,arse,assfuck,jerk,dork,dick,snatch,";
Symbol 108 Button
on (press) {
	setProperty("scrollbox", _y , getProperty("mouse", _y));
	tellTarget ("scrollbox") {
		call("scroll");
	};
}
on (rollOver) {
	startDrag ("mouse", true);
}
on (rollOut, release, dragOut, releaseOutside) {
	stopDrag();
}
Symbol 113 Button
on (press) {
	tellTarget ("scrollUp") {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	};
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	tellTarget ("scrollUp") {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
}
Symbol 114 Button
on (press) {
	tellTarget ("scrollDown") {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	};
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	tellTarget ("scrollDown") {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
}
Symbol 115 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 115 MovieClip Frame 2
	currentScroll = ../:numbers.scroll;
	if (Number(currentScroll) < Number(../:numbers.maxscroll)) {
		../:numbers.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
		../:names.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
		../:scores.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
	}
	setProperty("../scrollbox", _y , _parent.scrollboxtop + (_parent.numbers.scroll/../:numbers.maxscroll * (_parent.scrollboxbottom - _parent.scrollboxtop)));
Symbol 115 MovieClip Frame 4
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 116 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 116 MovieClip Frame 2
	currentScroll = ../:numbers.scroll;
	if (1 < Number(currentScroll)) {
		../:numbers.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
		../:names.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
		../:scores.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
	}
	setProperty("../scrollbox", _y , _parent.scrollboxtop + (_parent.numbers.scroll/../:numbers.maxscroll * (_parent.scrollboxbottom - _parent.scrollboxtop)));
Symbol 116 MovieClip Frame 3
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 118 Button
on (press) {
	startDrag ("", false, myx, ../:scrollboxtop, myx, ../:scrollboxbottom);
	play();
}
on (release, releaseOutside) {
	stopDrag();
	gotoAndStop (1);
}
Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	myx = _x;
	scrollboxlength = int(../:scrollboxbottom - ../:scrollboxtop);
Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 2
	scrollboxy = getProperty("../scrollbox", _y);
	maxscroll = ../:numbers.maxscroll;
	boxpos = int(scrollboxy - ../:scrollboxtop) / scrollboxlength;
	scrollposition = int(maxscroll * boxpos);
	../:numbers.scroll = scrollposition;
	../:names.scroll = scrollposition;
	../:scores.scroll = scrollposition;
Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 3
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 1
	score_keeper = "/cgi-bin/highscore.pl";
	game_title = "crabs";
	game_author = "liam";
	numplayers = 100;
	count = 0;
	if ((Number(/:bestscore) >= Number(/:score)) or (Number(/:compromised) == 1)) {
		call("submitscore");
		justlooking = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (19);
	} else {
		stop();
		word_replacer = "No Swearing!";
		my_name = /:myname;
		my_score = /:score;
		Set("/:bestscore", /:score);
	}
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 19
	if (sk_done eq "yes") {
		sk_done = "";
		gotoAndStop(Number(_currentframe) + 2);
	} else if (error ne "") {
		view_scores = error;
		stop();
	} else {
		if (Number(count) < 4) {
			view_scores = "LOADING SCORES.";
		} else if ((Number(count) >= 4) and (Number(count) < 8)) {
			view_scores = "LOADING SCORES..";
		} else if ((Number(count) >= 8) and (Number(count) < 12)) {
			view_scores = "LOADING SCORES...";
		} else if ((Number(count) >= 12) and (Number(count) < 16)) {
			view_scores = "LOADING SCORES";
		} else {
			view_scores = "LOADING SCORES";
			count = 0;
		}
		play();
	}
	count = Number(count) + 1;
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 20
	gotoAndPlay (19);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 21
	unloadMovieNum (1);
	view_scores = "";
	my_ranking = "";
	num = 1;
	max_possible_score = 50000;
	while (Number(numplayers) >= Number(num)) {
		if (eval ("score_" add num) < max_possible_score) {
			numbers = (numbers add num) add newline;
			names = (names add eval ("name_" add num)) add newline;
			scores = (scores add eval ("score_" add num)) add newline;
		}
		num = Number(num) + 1;
	}
	if (Number(justlooking) != 1) {
		num = 1;
		while (Number(num) < Number(numplayers)) {
			if ((my_score == eval ("score_" add num)) and (my_name == eval ("name_" add num))) {
				my_ranking = ((("you are ranked at position " add num) add " in the top ") add numplayers) add "!";
			}
			num = Number(num) + 1;
		}
		if (my_ranking eq "") {
			my_ranking = ("sorry, you did not rank among the top " add numplayers) add " scores";
		}
	} else {
		my_ranking = ("you didn't beat your previous best of " add /:bestscore) add " ...go and try again!";
		if (Number(/:compromised) == 1) {
			my_ranking = "game performance compromised! it's not fair to submit an unfairly achieved score!";
		}
	}
	my_score = 0;
	stop();

	scrollboxtop = getProperty("scrollbox", _y);
	scrollboxbottom = getProperty("marker", _y);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 27
	currentScroll = scores.scroll;
	if (1 < Number(currentScroll)) {
		scores.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
		numbers.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
		names.scroll = currentScroll - 1;
	}
	play();
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 28
	gotoAndPlay (27);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 33
	currentScroll = scores.scroll;
	if (Number(currentScroll) < Number(scores.maxscroll)) {
		scores.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
		numbers.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
		names.scroll = Number(currentScroll) + 1;
	}
	play();
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 34
	gotoAndPlay (33);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 47
	loadMovieNum ((((((((("http:/ /www.spikything.com/resources/proxy.swf?url=" add score_keeper) add "&path=") add _target) add "&method=POST&game_title=") add game_title) add "&game_author=") add game_author) add "&numplayers=") add numplayers, 1);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 56
	loadMovieNum ((((((((((((("http:/ /www.spikything.com/resources/proxy.swf?url=" add score_keeper) add "&path=") add _target) add "&method=POST&game_title=") add game_title) add "&game_author=") add game_author) add "&numplayers=") add numplayers) add "&my_name=") add my_name) add "&my_score=") add my_score, 1);
Symbol 121 MovieClip Frame 65
	loadVariables (score_keeper, "", "POST");