Frame 6259
	stop();
Symbol 14 Button
on (release) {
	_root.play();
}
Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.stop();
	PercentLoaded = (_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100;
	if (PercentLoaded != 100) {
		bar._xscale = PercentLoaded;
	} else {
		gotoAndStop ("loaded");
	}
Symbol 15 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 30 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://nsfw.coldpizzaandbeer.com/", (target = "_blank"));
}
Symbol 36 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 40 Button
on (press) {
	stop();
}
Symbol 54 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("enderoony");
}
Symbol 473 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop (133);
Symbol 476 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("birth");
}
Symbol 484 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://nsfw.coldpizzaandbeer.com/", (target = "_blank"));
}
Symbol 488 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("jizz");
}
Symbol 491 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 493 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("beginning");
}
Symbol 496 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop (40);
Symbol 497 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("love");
}
Symbol 501 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("honeymoon");
}
Symbol 505 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("hospital");
}
Symbol 508 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay ("creditos");
}