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ROBOTS |
are |
Stupid |
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A Ridiculous Productions cartoon |
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Subtitles? |
Subtitles? |
Subtitles? |
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Hey, man, what's up? |
I can't feel feelings. |
Yeah? |
Yes. |
That's cool. |
I mean it. |
I bet. |
I am angry about not being able to feel feelings. |
Well, that's a feeling. |
What? Shut up. I am a robot and thus cannot feel feelings. |
Anger is a feeling. |
Alright, so I am not angry about it. I just want to feel them. |
That's desire, another feeling. |
Does not compute. I must stop talking to you. |
Aaaaaaaah! |
...exclamation point one. |
Ow ouch ow. Ow. Ow pain ow. |
YOU LIAR! |
What? What? |
YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T FEEL FEELINGS, AND PAIN IS A FEELING! |
Pick at everything I do, jeez. I wasn't even talking to you. |
(take a wild guess) |
Huh? |
(I know, this music blows. Shut up.) |
I am attracted to this female. |
This is retarded! |
You just got done saying how you WANT to feel feelings! |
State your point. |
Attraction IS a feeling, dumbass! |
EVERYTHING to you people is a feeling. Get over yourselves. |
I am a robot robot and thus want what I do not possess. |
Yeah, well, feelings are overrated. |
I'd rather have a metal exterior anyday. |
Metal exteriors crush many things. |
Human fingers can be delicate and nurturing, as well as destructive. |
All I got is cold and destructive. |
You're both missing the point. |
If robots could feel feelings, they'd be able to get pissed off and thus would become destructive monsters. |
I want to feel love. (typical robot response) |
Love's overrated. (Everything's overrated when it comes to this guy.) |
You say that because you can feel it. (only point the Robot ever makes in this entire damn cartoon) |
Seriously, it ain't that good. |
It's barely satisfactory. |
Stick to being subservient, it's easier and much more fulfilling. |
I want to feel feelings, damnit! |
Whatever! |
I'm going to eat a sandwich now. |
U R Stooped. |
Robots are stupid! (stupid way to include the title in the toon, I know) |
Listen to yourself for crying out loud! (Please do) |
You want access to something you don't even fucking understand! |
Sounds like a typical human's desires. (sounds like 3 minute long bitch-fest) |
Doesn't make sense, does it? (Nothing does) |
And yet you persist in your stupid quest to become more like the idiot flesh sacks that made you. (Who the hell says idiot flesh sacks?) |
I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. (Best comeback I've heard yet.) |
A.I.? More like N.I.... for NO INTELLIGENCE! (Good one, mohawk) |
FUCK! (Just what I was thinking) |
Do yourself a favor and go sit in a puddle or something. |
Wha-? |
Y-y-y-yer mom. |
HAH! |
(Yay, this shit's over. Now I can get back to work on delaying myself from working on H.O.T.M. 3 part C even more.) |
(What, were you expecting me to get right on that? Fuck that. I don't feel like it. I'd rather make a Full house game.) |
(...sad thing is, that's what I'm really doing.) |
(But hell, most of you never even heard of the damn cartoon so whatever.) |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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