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THE FOLLOWING CHILDREN'S
PROGRAM CONTAINS GRAPHIC
VIOLENCE, ADULT LANGUAGE,
AND MAYBE A TINY BIT OF
BLASPHEMY.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS
ADVISED.

This is Bob.

Bob is a ball.

He's the best ball in the world!

This is Billy.

Billy likes to run and play.

Run, Billy, run!

Nobody really knows who Billy's
father is.

One day, Billy forgot his pills and
kicked Bob really far!
.

Bob flew through the air, screaming in
terror.
.

He landed in a street far away. "Where
am I?" he thought.
.

Then suddenly, Bob got squashed by a
huge truck!
.

He was left to die in the middle of the
street, suffering intolerable pain.

"Why, God, why?" moaned Bob.

Fortunately, Randy the nice bum found
Bob.

He fixed him using the magic of duct
tape.

Bob was as good as new!

Bob was so grateful, he bought Randy a
burger and fries!

But then, a gang of pirates appeared...

But then, a gang of pirates appeared...
NAZI pirates!

"Yarr, I'll be takin' that burger, me
bucko!" said the pirate captain.

"Over my dead body, you Nazi Pirate bastard!"
yelled Bob as he threw his ninja star at the captain.

"HRRHKKK! GSSPSPP!" gasped the pirate captain
as the deadly shuriken pierced his skull.

Bob quickly finished off the remaining
pirates with two nickel-plated '45's.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! went the
guns!

"ACK!" said Pirate #1 as he fell face-first
into a puddle of his own blood.

"ARGH!" yelled Pirate #2 as his chest exploded,
spraying vital organs and chips of bone.

The Nazi Pirates were all sleeping! Bob
and Randy were safe!

"Now, eat that burger before it gets
cold," said Bob.

Randy gobbled it down. It was the
greatest burger ever!

Officer Dave drove up in his shiny police car.
The blue lights on top flashed and flashed.

"We've been trying to catch the Nazi Pirate
Gang for months!" said Officer Dave.

"You're a hero, Bob the Ball! I'm going
to make you an honorary policeman!"

"No, thank you," said Bob. "I just want
to go home now. I want to see Billy."

"Well, I have the fastest car in the police force right
here!" said Officer Dave. "I'll get you home in no time
at all!"

"Vroom, Vroom went the police car!"

"Woo, Woo!" went the siren!

"Hide the crack!" said the dealer.

The junkie replied, "I eat the talking
bees..."

"...because I'm George Washington
Christ."

"???"

Bob finally made it home safe and
sound.

Billy saw Bob at the door. "Bob! Where
have you been? I missed you!" he said.

Bob said, "I missed you too, Billy. But if you ever
kick me that far again, I'll fucking kill you."

BOB THE BALL
EPISODE I
ART, ANIMATION, AND PHOTOGRAPHY
M. Laskaris
MUSIC AND NARRATION
M. Laskaris
BASED ON
An assignment by S. Robinson
DUCT TAPE PHOTOGRAPHY
The Shannon
HUGE TRUCK
Optimus Prime
MODELS
M. Laskaris
Metacreations
Zygote
Daz3D
3DCAFE
ADDITIONAL IMAGES
Google Image Search
SPECIAL THANKS
K. Kerley
Copyright 2003 Rail! Entertainment

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