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Instance of Symbol 192 MovieClip in Frame 3
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Instance of Symbol 208 MovieClip "help" in Frame 3
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Frame 4
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			e = random(empty.length);
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				response = notsure[random(notsure.length)];
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	notsure[1] = "Ask me again later.";
	notsure[2] = "Better not tell you now.";
	notsure[3] = "Cannot predict now.";
	notsure[4] = "Concentrate and ask again.";
	notsure[5] = "How should I know?";
	notsure[6] = "I'll need to think about that.";
	notsure[7] = "It all depends.";
	notsure[8] = "Let me get back to you.";
	notsure[9] = "Maybe.";
	notsure[10] = "Reply hazy, try again.";
	notsure[11] = "Shhhh! I'm thinking.";
	notsure[12] = "Sorry, I wasn't listening.";
	notsure[13] = "That's one of the mysteries of life.";
	notsure[14] = "The possibilities are endless.";
	notsure[15] = "Touch the ball and ask again.";
	notsure[16] = "Were you asking me?";
	notsure[17] = "Wouldn't you like to know.";
	notsure[18] = "Yes, no, maybe so.";
	notsure[19] = "You don't want to know.";
	notsure[20] = "You need to concentrate.";
	yes[0] = "Absolutely ... but I've been wrong before.";
	yes[1] = "As I see it ... Yes.";
	yes[2] = "But of course.";
	yes[3] = "Could very well be.";
	yes[4] = "Does 2 + 2 = 4?";
	yes[5] = "If I say yes, will you stop asking?";
	yes[6] = "It is decidedly so.";
	yes[7] = "It is for certain.";
	yes[8] = "Of course.";
	yes[9] = "Signs point to ... Yes.";
	yes[10] = "Survey says .... Yup.";
	yes[11] = "The odds are in your favor.";
	yes[12] = "Two thumbs up!";
	yes[13] = "Ummm, ahhh, well, sure.";
	yes[14] = "Without a doubt.";
	yes[15] = "Yes - definitely.";
	yes[16] = "Yes.";
	yes[17] = "You can be sure of it.";
	yes[18] = "You can take that to the bank.";
	yes[19] = "You may rely on it.";
	no[0] = "Absolutely ... Not.";
	no[1] = "Are you serious?";
	no[2] = "Don't be silly.";
	no[3] = "Don't bet on it.";
	no[4] = "Eenie meenie miney no.";
	no[5] = "Highly unlikely.";
	no[6] = "I'm taking the 5th on that one.";
	no[7] = "In your dreams.";
	no[8] = "It doesn't look promising.";
	no[9] = "My reply is no.";
	no[10] = "My sources say no.";
	no[11] = "No way jose.";
	no[12] = "No. No. No!";
	no[13] = "No. Nope. Not. No way.";
	no[14] = "Not in a million years.";
	no[15] = "Now that's some bad juju.";
	no[16] = "Outlook not so good.";
	no[17] = "The outlook is grim.";
	no[18] = "When pigs fly.";
	no[19] = "You wish.";
	no[20] = "You've got to be kidding.";
	no[21] = "Egads NO!";
	no[22] = "Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies.";
	empty[0] = "You need to type in your question.";
	empty[1] = "What did you say?";
	empty[2] = "Speak up, I can't hear you.";
	empty[3] = "I can't read minds, type in your question.";
	vulgar[0] = "Do you eat with that mouth?";
	vulgar[1] = "Hold your tongue!";
	vulgar[2] = "How rude!";
	vulgar[3] = "I'm a G-Rated Guru, try asking nicely.";
	vulgar[4] = "Language like that will get you no where.";
	vulgar[5] = "That's some dirty mind you've got there.";
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Frame 87
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Frame 95
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Frame 97
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Frame 125
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Instance of Symbol 236 MovieClip in Frame 125
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Frame 127
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Frame 144
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 8
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 80
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 114
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 116
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Symbol 70 MovieClip Frame 145
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Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 75 MovieClip Frame 53
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Symbol 76 MovieClip Frame 37
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Symbol 91 Button
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Symbol 97 Button
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Symbol 104 MovieClip Frame 25
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Symbol 113 Button
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Symbol 121 Button
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Symbol 122 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 140 Button
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Symbol 143 Button
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Symbol 152 Button
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Symbol 157 Button
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Symbol 162 Button
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Symbol 165 Button
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Symbol 169 Button
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Symbol 174 Button
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Symbol 177 Button
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Symbol 178 Button
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Symbol 184 MovieClip Frame 4
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Symbol 184 MovieClip Frame 5
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Symbol 184 MovieClip Frame 6
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Symbol 186 Button
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Symbol 188 MovieClip Frame 1
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Symbol 204 Button
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Symbol 207 Button
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Symbol 219 Button
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Symbol 230 Button
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Symbol 239 MovieClip Frame 20
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Symbol 239 MovieClip Frame 80
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