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Guzer.com |
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Did you ever think |
when you eat Chinese |
it ain't pork or chicken |
but a |
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain |
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein |
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork |
But Garfield's on my fork... |
He's purring here on my fork |
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon |
The place that I eat every day at noon |
They can feed you cat and you'll never know |
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys |
They fry it real crisp in dough... |
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more |
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store |
I said not today, I lost my appetite |
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight |
I was sucking on a rolaids and a tums or two |
When I swear I heard it mew, boys |
And that is when I knew |
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon |
They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purring there on my fork... |
There's a hairball on my fork..... |
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The End! Now thats a super laugh! |
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