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The following are actual statements found on automobile insurance claim forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. |
Their driving skills may not be much better than their communication skills, but at least they are entertaining! |
CRAZY AUTO INSURANCE CLAIMS |
Actual Statements |
CRAZY AUTO INSURANCE CLAIMS |
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have." |
"The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention." |
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it." |
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way." |
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." |
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him." |
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment." |
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." |
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian. " |
"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident." |
"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end. " |
"I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car." |
"As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. ." |
"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle." |
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished." |
"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull." |
"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him." |
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him." |
"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car." |
"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth." |
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." |
"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when it struck the front end." |
"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week." |
"I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before." |
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"bar" | Symbol 6 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 3 MovieClip |
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