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Crazy_auto_insurance_claims.swf

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Actual Statements

The following are actual statements
found on automobile insurance claim
forms where drivers attempted to
summarize the details of an accident
in the fewest possible words.

Their driving skills may not
be much better than their
communication skills, but at
least they are entertaining!

CRAZY AUTO INSURANCE CLAIMS

Actual Statements

CRAZY AUTO INSURANCE CLAIMS

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided
with a tree I don't have."

"The other car collided with mine without giving me
warning of its intention."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up
when I put my head through it."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several
times before I hit him."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother in law and headed over the embankment."

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a
pedestrian. "

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the
wheel and had an accident."

"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when
my universal joint gave way causing me to have an
accident and damage my big end. "

"I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my
way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang
up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a
place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was
unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. ."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another
vehicle."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and
vanished."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my
hat I found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other
side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I
ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he
bounced off the roof of my car."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a
small car with a big mouth."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later
found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to
swerve out the way when it struck the front end."

"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit
last week."

"I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he'd
been knocked over before."

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