Frame 1
	txtPercentage = Math.round((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100) add "% loaded";
	tellTarget ("loader") {
		gotoAndPlay(Math.round((_root.getBytesLoaded() / _root.getBytesTotal()) * 100));
	};
Frame 2
	if (_root.getBytesLoaded() == _root.getBytesTotal()) {
		gotoAndStop (3);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	}
Frame 3
	play();
Frame 5617
	stop();
Symbol 13 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 192 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafeshops.com/zipperfish/175338", "_blank");
}
Symbol 197 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 204 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 213 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:reginold@zipperfish.com");
}
Symbol 219 Button
on (release) {
	htmlpagename = "http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yafm5.html";
	linktitle = "You Are A Fucking Moron 5: President Bush";
	pageurl = _url;
	getURL ("http://www.zipperfish.com/mailer/mailit.php", "_blank", "POST");
}