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Model FU2: A compacting hood is the main weapon in this
model. Suspect is smashed into the seat, and can be
hosed out with an ordinary garden hose.

Free window replacement on every unit.

Model UP100: This model launches the suspect 100ft. into
the air, to fall to his death. We're also working on a
greener-cam that will be shoved up the suspects ass, so
you can watch him fall. (200ft. option available).

Model U2HOT: A 2000 deg. flame will meet your thief, and
really ruin his day. Now you see him, now you don't!
Many owners of this model report a light dusting is all that
is required for clean-up.

Model BG1A: We've taken a new approach with this model.
The would-be thief is subject to a BeeGees loop. Sounds
crazy? Sit and listen for a few minutes. Eventually, listening
to a guy singing with a vise on his nuts will have an effect.
Click continue to watch.

Choose from a variety of songs and boy bands...N Sync,
Backside boys, Boy George, and Richard Simmons tapes,
are among a few that will have them begging to die in no time.
This model comes with a muted greener-cam, because the
process is too fun to miss.

Look for more devices soon, as we are always
expanding our product line, and racking up
the body count.

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