swfchan: ''Character Assassination'' (animated panel) by BrutaMod.swf (info)

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AND did you HONESTLY, UNIRONICALLY,
NON-FIGURATIVELY LITERALLY think for one
yoctosecond that I would SELL OUT to yet another
soulless, multibillion-bit "Trot Topic"-tier
corporation poorly and insultingly masquerading as
an independent business? Did you? Really? REALLY?
[Citation needed]

BEGONE, vile capitalist lapdog
of the corporate fatcats! Pedro
the Toad shall never be yours!

>Studies show that the kids these days sure do love this
"Pedro the toad" meme. We could really use that character
in our news network's next advertising campaign. If we
can lasso that meme and put a saddle on it, we'll have
the millennials eating out of the palm of our hoof.

MARVELLOUS idea, Newsie. So, from
whom are we going to aggressively
acquire the intellectual rights to this
"Pedro the Toad" property?

According to my unethical research, the
meme itself grew out of an original
drawing made by a young Ponyville
artist named "Apple Bloom".

>HORSE NEWS HEADQUARTERS
2354 hrs

>Alright. Spypone! Your mission is to go undercover to
Ponyville, befriend Ampleboobs or whatever her name
was, and get the rights from her. I WANT THAT TOAD!

Yes ma'am!

How do you do, fellow fillies?

You must be Ampleboobs! I, like, totally dig your artwork, my dude!

Uh-

HER NAME IS NOT AMPLEBOOBS
IT'S BRUTALEWD YOU CATCALLING,
BODY-OBJECTIFYING, NAME-
oppressing SHITLORD!

Hahah! Oh, Pedro's not mine.
That's Ap-PLEB-loom's artwork!

App...? Pleb...? Loom?

This is she. Now when you said "insert-hipster-
buzzword-here", did you mean that ironically,
unironically, meta-unironically, or post-memetic
chaotic neutral meta-re-ironically?

I, er, well, I...

Okay Spypone, this is just the Hipster Acceptance
Test, if millions of dumbass millennials can pass
it, you can pass it too, so don't fuck this up

And which one of the "small
independent mom & mom
business[es] in Canterlot" is
yours? I know them all, even
the ones that are too obscure
for anypony to have heard of.
So go on - do tell?

>...WELL IF WE CAN'T HAVE PEDRO,
THEN NOPONY CAN! I WANT THAT TOAD DESTROYED,
DO YOU HEAR ME? PEDRO THE TOAD SHALL BE
UTTERLY ERADICATED!

>AND SO...

"Pedotoad" Meme is
symbol of hate
groups and
pedophiles

>And in tonight's news, the internet meme widely known as "Pedro the Toad" has
been exposed as "Pedotoad", a symbol worshipped by racists and pedophiles, and
anyone who uses this toad in anything should be disowned by their family and
fired from their job for being a foal-molesting, racist dumb-dumb-doody-head!

Wow, thanks! This is the first
time anypony has actually enjoyed
my fan-art of Amarethyst! Usually
ponies just get angry and kill
each other over it.

Well I'm more of a fan of your other, original work, actually.
You see, I'm from a small, independent mom & mom business in
Canterlot and we make unique, hand-crafted, fair trade, gluten-free,
upcycled, microbrewed, freegan, woke AF, socially just, paradigm-shifting
products, and we would totes love to have your permission to promote our
world-saving, charity-donating, insert-hipster-buzzword-here line of new
products by using your Pedro the Toad design, for which you
will receive many totally radical royalties-

Oh for the
love of...

Brutamod.deviantart.com

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