Frame 1
	var sp = 0;
	var sc = 0;
	text0 = new Array();
	text0[0] = "create";
	text0[1] = "gas";
	text0[2] = "delet";
	text0[3] = "REMOVE";
	text0[4] = "repost";
	text0[5] = "copypaste";
	text0[6] = "renegotiate";
	text0[7] = "hack";
	text0[8] = "kill";
	text0[9] = "implement";
	text0[10] = "utilise";
	text0[11] = "integrate";
	text0[12] = "streamline";
	text0[13] = "optimise";
	text0[14] = "evolve";
	text0[15] = "transform";
	text0[16] = "embrace";
	text0[17] = "enable";
	text0[18] = "orchestrate";
	text0[19] = "reinvent";
	text0[20] = "architect";
	text0[21] = "enhance";
	text0[22] = "incentivise";
	text0[23] = "empower";
	text0[24] = "harness";
	text0[25] = "facilitate";
	text0[26] = "seize";
	text0[27] = "strategise";
	text0[28] = "deploy";
	text0[29] = "grow";
	text0[30] = "target";
	text0[31] = "synthesize";
	text0[32] = "deliver";
	text0[33] = "incubate";
	text0[34] = "engage";
	text0[35] = "maximise";
	text0[36] = "expedite";
	text0[37] = "visualise";
	text0[38] = "innovate";
	text0[39] = "unleash";
	text0[40] = "extend";
	text0[41] = "engineer";
	text0[42] = "revolutionise";
	text0[43] = "generate";
	text0[44] = "enable";
	text0[45] = "cultivate";
	text0[46] = "redefine";
	text0[47] = "extinguish";
	text0[48] = "remove";
	text1 = new Array();
	text1[0] = "/3/";
	text1[1] = "/a/";
	text1[2] = "/aco/";
	text1[3] = "/adv/";
	text1[4] = "/an/";
	text1[5] = "/asp/";
	text1[6] = "/b/";
	text1[7] = "/bant/";
	text1[8] = "/biz/";
	text1[9] = "/c/";
	text1[10] = "/cgl/";
	text1[11] = "/ck/";
	text1[12] = "/cm/";
	text1[13] = "/co/";
	text1[14] = "/d/";
	text1[15] = "/diy/";
	text1[16] = "/e/";
	text1[17] = "/fa/";
	text1[18] = "/fit/";
	text1[19] = "/g/";
	text1[20] = "/gd/";
	text1[21] = "/gif/";
	text1[22] = "/h/";
	text1[23] = "/hc/";
	text1[24] = "/hm/";
	text1[25] = "/hr/";
	text1[26] = "/i/";
	text1[27] = "/ic/";
	text1[28] = "/his/";
	text1[29] = "/int/";
	text1[30] = "/jp/";
	text1[31] = "/k/";
	text1[32] = "/lit/";
	text1[33] = "/lgbt/";
	text1[34] = "/m/";
	text1[35] = "/mlp/";
	text1[36] = "/mu/";
	text1[37] = "/news/";
	text1[38] = "/n/";
	text1[39] = "/o/";
	text1[40] = "/out/";
	text1[41] = "/p/";
	text1[42] = "/po/";
	text1[43] = "/pol/";
	text1[44] = "/qa/";
	text1[45] = "/qst/";
	text1[46] = "/r/";
	text1[47] = "/r9k/";
	text1[48] = "[s4s]";
	text1[49] = "/s/";
	text1[50] = "/sci/";
	text1[51] = "/soc/";
	text1[52] = "/sp/";
	text1[53] = "/t/";
	text1[54] = "/tg/";
	text1[55] = "/toy/";
	text1[56] = "/trash/";
	text1[57] = "/trv/";
	text1[58] = "/tv/";
	text1[59] = "/u/";
	text1[60] = "/v/";
	text1[61] = "/vg/";
	text1[62] = "/vip/";
	text1[63] = "/vp/";
	text1[64] = "/vr/";
	text1[65] = "/w/";
	text1[66] = "/wg/";
	text1[67] = "/wsg/";
	text1[68] = "/wsr/";
	text1[69] = "/x/";
	text1[70] = "/y/";
	text1[71] = "/f/";
	text1[72] = "end-to-end";
	text1[73] = "global";
	text1[74] = "frictionless";
	text1[75] = "dynamic";
	text1[76] = "best-of-breed";
	text1[77] = "killer";
	text1[78] = "sexy";
	text1[79] = "high-end";
	text1[80] = "efficient";
	text1[81] = "seamless";
	text1[82] = "extensible";
	text1[83] = "world-class";
	text1[84] = "out-of-the-box";
	text1[85] = "enterprising";
	text1[86] = "integrated";
	text1[87] = "impactful";
	text1[88] = "transparent";
	text1[89] = "next-generation";
	text1[90] = "cutting-edge";
	text1[91] = "user-centric";
	text1[92] = "visionary";
	text1[93] = "customised";
	text1[94] = "ubiquitous";
	text1[95] = "collaborative";
	text1[96] = "compelling";
	text1[97] = "holistic";
	text1[98] = "value-added";
	text1[99] = "proactive";
	text1[100] = "robust";
	text1[101] = "revolutionary";
	text1[102] = "scalable";
	text1[103] = "leading-edge";
	text1[104] = "innovative";
	text1[105] = "intuitive";
	text1[106] = "strategic";
	text1[107] = "mission-critical";
	text1[108] = "one-to-one";
	text1[109] = "24/7";
	text2 = new Array();
	text2[0] = "synergies";
	text2[1] = "markets";
	text2[2] = "partnerships";
	text2[3] = "infrastructures";
	text2[4] = "platforms";
	text2[5] = "initiatives";
	text2[6] = "channels";
	text2[7] = "communities";
	text2[8] = "solutions";
	text2[9] = "action-points";
	text2[10] = "niches";
	text2[11] = "technologies";
	text2[12] = "content";
	text2[13] = "supply-chains";
	text2[14] = "convergence";
	text2[15] = "relationships";
	text2[16] = "architectures";
	text2[17] = "systems";
	text2[18] = "models";
	text2[19] = "deliverables";
	text2[20] = "users";
	text2[21] = "schemes";
	text2[22] = "functionalities";
	text2[23] = "experiences";
	text2[24] = "methodologies";
	text2[25] = "hate";
	text2[26] = "hivemind";
	text2[27] = "botnet";
	text2[28] = "natives";
	text2[29] = "memes";
	text2[30] = "swfs";
	text2[31] = "image-macros";
	text2[32] = "threads";
	text2[33] = "dubs";
	text2[34] = "trips";
	text2[35] = "quads";
	text2[36] = "tripfags";
	text2[37] = "namefags";
	text2[38] = "posters";
	text2[39] = "generals";
	text2[40] = "OC";
	text2[41] = "AI";
	text2[42] = "blockchain";
	text2[43] = "screenshots";
	stop();
Frame 2
	quote = " ";
	sc = sp;
	setProperty("speech1", _x , "-100");
	setProperty("speech2", _x , "-100");
	setProperty("speech3", _x , "-100");
	setProperty("speech4", _x , "-100");
Frame 3
	sp = random(4);
	sp = sp + 1;
Frame 4
	if (sc == sp) {
		gotoAndPlay (3);
	}
Frame 5
	if (sp == 1) {
		setProperty("speech1", _x , "80");
	}
	if (sp == 2) {
		setProperty("speech2", _x , "168");
	}
	if (sp == 3) {
		setProperty("speech3", _x , "200");
	}
	if (sp == 4) {
		setProperty("speech4", _x , "256");
	}
Frame 6
	t0 = random(49);
	t1 = random(110);
	t2 = random(44);
	quote = (((text0[t0] + " ") + text1[t1]) + " ") + text2[t2];
	output = quote;
Frame 7
	stop();
Symbol 11 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://matt999.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 18 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (2);
}