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ARTIST
TODD RUNDGREN
SONG
I HATE MY FRICKIN' ISP
ALBUM
ONE LONG YEAR
LABEL
ARTEMIS RECORDS
DIRECTOR
ANDRES MORETA

A Wizard, A True Star, The title of Todd Rundgren's
1973 solo album aptly sums up the contributions
of this multi-faceted artist to state-of-the-art
music. As a songwriter, video pioneer, producer,
recording artist, computer software developer,
conceptualist, and, most recently, interactive
artist (re-designated TR-i), Rundgren has made a
lasting impact on both the form and content of
popular music. Born and raised in Philadelphia,
Rundgren began playing guitar as a teenager,
going on to found and front The Nazz, the
quintessential 60's cult group. In 1969, he left the
band to pursue a solo career, recording his
debut offering, the legendary Runt.

But it was 1972's seminal Something/Anything?, on
which he played all the instruments, sang all the
vocal parts, and acted as his own producer, that
catapulted Todd into the superstar limelight,
prompting the press to unanimously dub him
"Rock's New Wunderkind'. It was followed by such
landmark LPs as The Hermit of Mink Hollow and
the above mentioned A Wizard, A True Star, as
well as such hit singles as I Saw The Light, Hello It's
Me, Can We Still Be Friends, and Bang The Drum.

In 1974, Todd formed Utopia, an entirely new
approach to the concept of interactive
musicianship, and embarked on an extensive
round of touring and recording. Standout Utopia
offerings included Oops! Wrong Planet,
Adventures in Utopia, and Oblivion. Along the
way, Utopia combined technical virtuosity and
creative passion to create music that, for millions,
defined the term "progressive rock."

Rundgren's myriad production projects include
albums by Patti Smith, Cheap Trick, Psychedelic
Furs, XTC, Grand Funk Railroad, Hall and Oates
and Meatloaf's legendary "Bat Out Of Hell." He is
currently in the studio producing Paul Shaffer and
The World's Most Dangerous Band. Rounding out
his reputation as rock's Renaissance Man,
Rundgren composed all the music and lyrics for
Joe Papp's 1989 Off-Broadway production of Joe
Orton's Up Against It (the screenplay
commissioned by The Beatles for what was meant
to have been their third motion picture).

Todd has debuted his new PatroNet technology
(http://www.patronet.com), which for the first time
allows fans of an artist to subscribe directly to the
artist's artistic output via the Internet. This caps a
long history of groundbreaking early multimedia
"firsts", including:
·1978: The first interactive television concert,
broadcast live over the Warner/QUBE system in
Columbus, Ohio (home audience chose each
song in real time during the concert by voting via
QUBE's 2-way operating system).

·1978: The first live nationally broadcast stereo
radio concert (by microwave), linking 40 cities
around the country.
·1979: The opening of Utopia Video Studios, a
multi-million dollar state-of-the-art facility. The first
project produced by Todd there is Gustav Holst's
The Planets, commissioned by RCA SelectaVision
as the first demonstration software for their new
videodisc format.
·1980: Creation of the first color graphics tablet,
which was licensed to Apple and released as The
Utopia Graphics Tablet.

·1981: Time Heals, the first music video to utilize
state-of-the-art composition of live action and
computer graphics (produced and directed by
Todd), becomes the second video to be played
on MTV (after Video Killed the Radio Star).
·1982: The first two commercially released music
videos, one of which was nominated for the first-
ever Grammy award for "Best Short Form Video" in
1983.
·1992: The release of No World Order, the world's
first interactive record album.

·1994: The release of The Individualist, the world's
first full-lenth Enhanced CD.
·1995: The world's first interactive concert tour.

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