Frame 1
	stop();
Frame 2
	notgood = "I am very sorry but your cartoon is very stupid. Can't you use your imagination better than that?  C'mon now.  you have a brain for a reason.  \"Use your head for more than a hat rack\"";

	ko = 0;
	stop();
Frame 3
	boo = false;
	tictoc = 0;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 56 MovieClip "slideclip" in Frame 3
onClipEvent (load) {
	_root.thisX = this._x;
	_root.targetX = -360;
	_root.moveX = 0;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	_root.thisX = this._x;
	_root.diffX = _root.targetX - _root.thisX;
	_root.moveX = (_root.moveX + ((_root.diffX * 1) / 5)) / 1.5;
	this._x = this._x + _root.moveX;
}
Instance of Symbol 61 MovieClip in Frame 3
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.boo) {
		tictoc++;
	}
	if (tictoc >= 50) {
		_root.gotoAndPlay("me");
	}
}
Frame 4
	gato = "Why won't she ever \nleave the chair?";
Frame 23
	gato = "I do not fancy \nsitting there.";
Frame 44
	ha = "I'm going to meet my email bud!";
Frame 60
	ha2 = "the one who's friends with Elmer Fudd?";
Frame 79
	ha = "I know every word she's thinking";
Frame 96
	ha = "the feeling that I get is sinking.";
Frame 127
 
Frame 128
	amouse = "there she goes like Mickey Mouse";
Instance of Symbol 108 MovieClip "here" in Frame 128
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = 0;
}
Frame 147
	amouse = "leaving me this quiet house";
Frame 168
	car = "will he be short and quite sincere?";
Frame 197
	car = "or lanky, cruel and full of fear?";
Frame 227
 
Frame 228
	_root.bg.stop();
	_root.muu = "I parked my car too far from here\nClick on me to bring it near!";
	clix = 0;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 148 MovieClip "herit" in Frame 228
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	if (this.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, true) && (_root.clix == 0)) {
		_root.bg.gotoAndPlay(2);
		clix++;
		_root.muu = "";
	}
	if (this.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, true) && (_root.clix == 1)) {
		_root.gotoAndPlay("thensum");
	}
}
Frame 274
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 173 MovieClip "bigpic" in Frame 274
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	xpo = _root._xmouse;
	xmoo = (xpo - 250) / 9;
	if (_root.bigpic._x < -170) {
		_root.bigpic._x = 470;
	}
	if (476 < _root.bigpic._x) {
		_root.bigpic._x = -172;
	}
	if (0 < xmoo) {
		if (xmoo < 1) {
			xmoo = 0;
		} else {
			xmoo = xmoo + 1;
		}
	} else if (xmoo < 0) {
		if (-1 < xmoo) {
			xmove = 0;
		} else {
			xmoo = xmoo - 1;
		}
	}
	_root.bigpic._x = _root.bigpic._x + xmoo;
	updateAfterEvent();
}
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	gotoAndPlay ("guyso");
}
Frame 275
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 180 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 183 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 186 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 189 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 192 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 195 MovieClip in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	x_scale = this._xscale;
	y_scale = this._yscale;
	vx = 0;
	vy = 0;
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	vx = (vx + (((x_target - x_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	vy = (vy + (((y_target - y_scale) * 1) / acc)) / b;
	x_scale = x_scale + vx;
	y_scale = y_scale + vy;
	this._xscale = x_scale;
	this._yscale = y_scale;
}
Instance of Symbol 197 MovieClip "b1" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 199 MovieClip "b2" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 201 MovieClip "b3" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 203 MovieClip "b4" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 201 MovieClip "b5" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 201 MovieClip "b6" in Frame 275
onClipEvent (load) {
	this._visible = 0;
}
Frame 277
	him = "you look a bit like Donald Duck~";
Frame 294
	him = "(a guy like ME!!\n of all the luck!)";
Frame 312
	i = 0;
	tictoc = 0;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 246 MovieClip "her" in Frame 312
onClipEvent (load) {
	blab = new Array();
	blab[0] = "boring";
	blab[1] = "here goes";
	blab[2] = "all the luck";
	blab[3] = "escape!";
	blab[4] = "uhuh..";
	blab[5] = "weirdo!";
	blab[6] = "feed me";
	blab[7] = "no exit";
	blab[8] = "big liar";
	blab[9] = "love me";
	blab[10] = "dry up";
	blab[11] = "loser";
	blab[12] = "duck face";
	startx = -60;
	starty = 230;
	this._x = startx;
	this._y = starty;
	dtr = (Math.PI/180);
	radius = 0;
	theta = 0;
	step = 10;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_root.pressed) {
		tictoc++;
		if (tictoc == 1) {
			kk = Math.floor(Math.random() * blab.length);
		}
		_root.haha2 = blab[kk];
		radius = radius + 12;
		theta = 180;
		this._x = startx;
		this._y = starty;
	} else if (!_root.pressed) {
		tictoc = 0;
		xctr = startx + radius;
		yctr = starty;
		theta = theta - (theta / step);
		if (0 < theta) {
			nx = radius * Math.cos(theta * dtr);
			ny = radius * Math.sin(theta * dtr);
			this._x = xctr + nx;
			this._y = yctr - ny;
			_root.haha2 = "";
		}
	}
}
Frame 313
	_root.allofus.stuff = "Taxidermy's on the rise!\nIsn't that a nice surprise?";
	i = 0;
	while (i < 20) {
		removeMovieClip(_root["her" + i]);
		i++;
	}
Frame 352
	_root.gotoAndPlay("hoho");
Frame 443
	ice = true;
	mice = true;
Instance of Symbol 289 MovieClip "menu" in Frame 443
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	Xsquare = _root.menu._x;
	Xdiff = Xpos - Xsquare;
	Xmove = Xdiff / 10;
	_root.menu._x = Xsquare + Xmove;
	updateAfterEvent();
}
Instance of Symbol 305 MovieClip "anit" in Frame 443
onClipEvent (load) {
	mash = new Array();
	mash[0] = "Is this the town without pity?";
	mash[1] = "Where IS everyone?";
	mash[2] = "I feel kind of woozy";
	mash[3] = "Do You see my car?";
	mash[4] = "I know I parked it somewhere.  I must have.";
	mash[5] = "I never seem to get ahead.";
	mash[6] = "that guy was NO FUN!";
	mash[7] = "That's why I like alligators";
	mash[8] = "I'd like to go in there.";
	mash[9] = "What's the name of this place, anyway?";
	mash[10] = "Are you from around here?";
	mash[11] = "Is there some kind of leash law?";
	mash[12] = "Am I going backwards?";
	mash[13] = "I guess I could walk home.";
	mash[14] = "What do you think was in that drink?";
	mash[15] = "You'd think there'd be some dogs at least!";
}
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	if (this.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, true)) {
		this.gotoAndPlay(1);
		_root.menu.Xpos = random(1200) - 1200;
		j = Math.floor(Math.random() * mash.length);
		_root.anit.cartalk = mash[j];
		_root.merch._visible = 0;
	}
}
Instance of Symbol 308 MovieClip in Frame 443
onClipEvent (load) {
	y = this._y;
	vy = 0;
	y_target = 190;
	acc = 1.2;
	b = 1.45;
}
onClipEvent (mouseDown) {
	if (this.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, true)) {
		boo = true;
	}
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (this._y < 200) {
		_root.anit.cartalk = "That is MY CAR!";
	}
	if (boo) {
		vy = (vy + (((y_target - y) * 1) / acc)) / b;
		y = y + vy;
		this._y = y;
	}
}
Frame 470
	stop();
Frame 530
	_root.gotoAndPlay("fun");
Frame 560
	stop();
Symbol 2 Button
on (press) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("feet");
}
Symbol 10 Button
on (press) {
	r = random(255);
	g = random(255);
	b = random(255);
	x = (((r * 256) * 256) + (g * 256)) + b;
	myColor = new Color(this);
	myColor.setRGB(x);
}
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 1
	_root.seek.emah = "";
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 2
	confess = new Array();
	confess[0] = "";
	confess[1] = "";
	confess[2] = "My unknown bud just emailed me.";
	confess[3] = "We're going to meet at half past three.";
	confess[4] = "";
	confess[5] = "for drinks...";
	confess[6] = "I think~";
	confess[7] = "click on my dress if you don't like the color.";
	confess[8] = "It's what I must wear one way or the other!";
	_root.seek.emah = confess[_root.ko];
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 25
	_root.ko++;
Symbol 31 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("moses");
}
Symbol 36 Button
on (press) {
	_root.speak.ha = "";
	_root.ox = "you bad";
}
on (release) {
	_root.eyes.play();
	_root.slideclip.play();
	_root.speak.play();
	_root.targetX = -222.8;
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (press) {
	_root.speak.ha = "";
}
on (release) {
	_root.ox = "luvya";
	_root.speak.play();
	_root.slideclip.play();
	_root.eyes.play();
	_root.targetX = -94.8;
}
Symbol 38 Button
on (press) {
	_root.speak.ha = "";
}
on (release) {
	_root.ox = "quack";
	_root.speak.play();
	_root.slideclip.play();
	_root.eyes.play();
	_root.targetX = 33.2;
}
Symbol 39 Button
on (press) {
	_root.speak.ha = "";
}
on (release) {
	_root.ox = "callme!";
	_root.speak.play();
	_root.slideclip.play();
	_root.eyes.play();
	_root.targetX = 161.2;
	_root.boo = true;
}
Symbol 44 MovieClip Frame 1
 
Symbol 44 MovieClip Frame 10
	ha = _root.ox;
Symbol 44 MovieClip Frame 21
	stop();
Symbol 56 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 62 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("me");
}
Symbol 128 MovieClip Frame 33
	_root.cha = "Do you think they serve dog food?\nA place like that is rather crude.";
Symbol 128 MovieClip Frame 35
	_root.clix = 1;
	stop();
Symbol 148 MovieClip Frame 38
	gotoAndPlay (31);
Symbol 151 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("thensum");
}
Symbol 167 MovieClip Frame 32
	gotoAndPlay (15);
Symbol 174 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("guyso");
}
Symbol 179 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b2._visible = 1;
	_root.he2 = "now u are there..and \ndo you dare?!";
}
on (rollOut) {
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	_root.b2._visible = 0;
	_root.he2 = "";
}
on (press) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("bozo");
}
Symbol 182 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b5._visible = 1;
	_root.he5 = "beware beware!";
}
on (rollOut) {
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	_root.b5._visible = 0;
	_root.he5 = "";
}
Symbol 185 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b6._visible = 1;
	_root.he6 = "I do not care!";
}
on (rollOut) {
	_root.b6._visible = 0;
	_root.he6 = "";
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
}
Symbol 188 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b3._visible = 1;
	_root.he3 = "underwear!";
}
on (rollOut) {
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	_root.b3._visible = 0;
	_root.he3 = "";
}
Symbol 191 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b4._visible = 1;
	_root.he4 = "I do hair";
}
on (rollOut) {
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	_root.b4._visible = 0;
	_root.he4 = "";
}
Symbol 194 Button
on (rollOver) {
	x_target = 200;
	y_target = 200;
	_root.b1._visible = 1;
	_root.he1 = "I never swear";
}
on (rollOut) {
	x_target = 100;
	y_target = 100;
	_root.b1._visible = 0;
	_root.he1 = "";
}
Symbol 210 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("bozo");
}
Symbol 213 MovieClip Frame 27
	stop();
	this._visible = 0;
Symbol 234 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 239 Button
on (press) {
	gotoAndPlay ("mynose");
}
Symbol 244 Button
on (press) {
	pressed = true;
	duplicateMovieClip ("her", "her" + i, i);
	undefined["_root.her" + i].radius = 0;
	_root.girl.gotoAndPlay(2);
	i++;
	haha = "";
	haha2 = "";
}
on (release) {
	possib = new Array();
	possib[0] = "interesting..";
	possib[1] = "Yes, that's nice!";
	possib[2] = "CAREFUL";
	possib[3] = "whoosh";
	possib[4] = "woohoo";
	possib[5] = "what flavor?";
	possib[6] = "Can I get that to go?";
	possib[7] = "Do you have wine for dogs?";
	possib[8] = "now stop that";
	possib[9] = "I feel dizzy";
	possib[10] = "I collect ashtrays";
	possib[11] = "lighten up";
	possib[12] = "are you for real?";
	possib[13] = "Can I have just one?";
	possib[14] = "boring";
	pressed = false;
	k = Math.floor(Math.random() * possib.length);
	haha = possib[k];
}
Symbol 287 MovieClip Frame 1
	draino = "He wasn't like the emails seemed..";
Symbol 287 MovieClip Frame 30
	draino = "It all feels like a pooky dream";
Symbol 287 MovieClip Frame 60
	stop();
Symbol 305 MovieClip Frame 39
	gotoAndPlay ("misty");
Symbol 312 Button
on (release) {
	_root.gotoAndPlay("bigcow");
}
Symbol 320 MovieClip Frame 1
	ender = "not sure what this goes to show";
Symbol 320 MovieClip Frame 26
	ender = "except the way these things can go...";
Symbol 320 MovieClip Frame 55
	ender = "";
	stop();