Frame 1
	function TurnSubOn() {
		_root.subOn = 1;
		_root.subtitle._visible = true;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
	}
	function TurnSubOff() {
		_root.subOn = 0;
		_root.subtitle._visible = false;
		_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
	}
	function UpdateSub() {
		if (subOn == 1) {
			_root.subtitle._visible = true;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("On");
		} else {
			_root.subtitle._visible = false;
			_root.box.gotoAndStop("Off");
		}
	}
	subOn = 1;
	stop();
Instance of Symbol 10 MovieClip in Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	totalFileSize = _root.getBytesTotal();
	this._rotation = -15;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	bytesLoaded = _root.getBytesLoaded();
	amountLoaded = bytesLoaded / totalFileSize;
	percentLoaded = int(60 * amountLoaded);
	this._rotation = percentLoaded;
	_root.bytesMessage = ((int(bytesLoaded / 1000) + "kb/") + int(totalFileSize / 1000)) + "kb";
	_root.iqMessage = int(100 - percentLoaded) + " I.Q.";
	if (amountLoaded >= 1) {
		_root.gotoAndStop("complete");
	}
}
Frame 2
	stop();
Frame 3
	UpdateSub();
Frame 180
 
Frame 233
	UpdateSub();
Frame 5796
	stop();
Frame 6540
	stop();
Frame 6558
	stop();
Symbol 8 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.newgrounds.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 16 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.cafepress.com/animalbabies", "_blank");
}
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 21 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 22 Button
on (release) {
	if (subOn == 1) {
		TurnSubOff();
	} else {
		TurnSubOn();
	}
}
Symbol 29 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 32 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.umop.com/dvd.htm", "_blank");
}
Symbol 37 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 47 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("mailto:dave@fark.com");
}
Symbol 57 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (6541);
}
Symbol 59 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (6541);
}
Symbol 60 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (6541);
}
Symbol 991 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (3);
}
Symbol 996 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5797);
}
Symbol 1019 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (233);
}
Symbol 1025 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.idiotmagnet.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 1034 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 1039 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (233);
}
Symbol 1041 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.metasonix.com", "_blank");
}
Symbol 1049 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 1056 Button
on (release) {
	prevFrame();
}