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	_root.thetext = "Hey, uhh... did you hear that?";
Frame 393
	_root.thetext = "What the hell is going on?";
Frame 456
	_root.thetext = "I don't know. Is that coming from the TV?";
Frame 569
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 601
	_root.thetext = "We would like to play.";
Frame 681
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 1172
	_root.thetext = "We are not liable.";
Frame 1284
	_root.thetext = "Dammit, they broke the TV!";
Frame 1359
	_root.thetext = "Well at least they left the Wii.";
Frame 1526
	_root.thetext = "God dammit. So how are we going to replace the television.";
Frame 1643
	_root.thetext = "Well I heard that there's going to be a competition for villains.";
Frame 1721
	_root.thetext = "...and there'll be a cash prize we could use to get a new TV.";
Frame 1818
	_root.thetext = "But didn't we already establish we are not good villains at all?";
Frame 1939
	_root.thetext = "Yeah but that's not to say that we're worse than anyone else!";
Frame 2055
	_root.thetext = "Hey that works for me!";
Frame 2109
	_root.thetext = "Now for a long and arduous three month training montage!";
Frame 2224
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 2864
	_root.thetext = "Hello spectators and welcome to the 13th annual Competition Games.";
Frame 2965
	_root.thetext = "We've got a whole lot of competition from both veteran athletes and newcomers alike.";
Frame 3068
	_root.thetext = "I'm Rick Finkelstein and I'm joined this year by my good pal, Paul Hammerbro.";
Frame 3216
	_root.thetext = "Pleasure for me to be here everyone.";
Frame 3261
	_root.thetext = "Because this is certainly one game to throw hammers about!";
Frame 3345
	_root.thetext = "<awkward laughter>";
Frame 3397
	_root.thetext = "<whispers>angry hammers?";
Frame 3432
	_root.thetext = "No, hammers of JOY!!";
Frame 3499
	_root.thetext = "Well it looks like we're about to start the opening ceremonies...";
Frame 3560
	_root.thetext = "...with the traditional Lighting of the Shy Guy Torch.";
Frame 3644
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 3741
	_root.thetext = "Aaaah!";
Frame 3771
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 3847
	_root.thetext = "Now we move on to the Inaudible Thwomp singing our National Anthem!";
Frame 3966
	_root.thetext = "Alright you people better listen up because I'm gonna sing the National Anthem.";
Frame 4058
	_root.thetext = "Alright you people better listen up. Alright.";
Frame 4126
	_root.thetext = "Oh say can you see by the dawns early light";
Frame 4177
	_root.thetext = "What so proudly we hail";
Frame 4221
	_root.thetext = "???";
Frame 4256
	_root.thetext = "Stars?";
Frame 4288
	_root.thetext = "???";
Frame 4391
	_root.thetext = "Stripes?";
Frame 4414
	_root.thetext = "Rockets red glare?";
Frame 4441
	_root.thetext = "???";
Frame 4497
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 4568
	_root.thetext = "Now let's meet the teams.";
Frame 4610
	_root.thetext = "First off, we have Kamek and his team of minions.";
Frame 4738
	_root.thetext = "Next, we move on to team Shy Guy.";
Frame 4847
	_root.thetext = "Next we have our newcomers; Team No Na me.";
Frame 4921
	_root.thetext = "This is obviously paying an homage to the great team No Na me";
Frame 4998
	_root.thetext = "The greatest bob-sledding team to ever come out of Ice World";
Frame 5068
	_root.thetext = "Formed when I was a wee boy back in 1962.";
Frame 5127
	_root.thetext = "~What the hell are you talking about?!";
Frame 5179
	_root.thetext = "The damned thing says No... Name!";
Frame 5250
	_root.thetext = "Oh.";
Frame 5287
	_root.thetext = "What?!";
Frame 5311
	_root.thetext = "I told them to call us Team Super Awesome Dynamite Platinum Bros.";
Frame 5425
	_root.thetext = "Well I thought that was dumb.";
Frame 5491
	_root.thetext = "So I crossed out that stuipd name on the submission paper.";
Frame 5604
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 5643
	_root.thetext = "Now we present Team Piranha Plant!";
Frame 5730
	_root.thetext = "Hi everybody! I want you to say hello to my cousin Petey!";
Frame 5860
	_root.thetext = "Blaaaargh!";
Frame 5927
	_root.thetext = "Finally we have our famed winners for the last 12 consecutive years...";
Frame 6022
	_root.thetext = "Team Super Awesome Dynamite Platinum Brothers!";
Frame 6118
	_root.thetext = "I told you it was a cool name!";
Frame 6233
	_root.thetext = "Yes! I am the greatest!";
Frame 6325
	_root.thetext = "Yaaa, we are undefeated!";
Frame 6395
	_root.thetext = "Yeaaa man!";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 6520
	_root.thetext = "Oh man.";
Frame 6555
	_root.thetext = "How the hell are we supposed to beat those guys!";
Frame 6634
	_root.thetext = "Two of them are wearing sunglasses!";
Frame 6714
	_root.thetext = "Cool it man. We can't afford that kind of talk!";
Frame 6801
	_root.thetext = "Think of the TV... THINK OF THE TV!";
Frame 6894
	_root.thetext = "You're right...";
Frame 6991
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 7044
	_root.thetext = "Alright! Here come the cheerleaders!";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 7190
	_root.thetext = "Oh I would love to take my hammer and nails those ladies!";
Frame 7282
	_root.thetext = "Oh, well that was totally inappropriate.";
Frame 7339
	_root.thetext = "Moving on to our first competition of the day...";
Frame 7393
	_root.thetext = "Toad wrangling!";
Frame 7423
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 7450
	_root.thetext = "Now the objective of this competition is to capture as many toads as possible.";
Frame 7558
	_root.thetext = "Thereby acquiring as much ransom as possible.";
Frame 7653
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 7683
	_root.thetext = "Okay. This is what we've been training for so hard during that montage.";
Frame 7830
	_root.thetext = "There was a montage?";
Frame 7874
	_root.thetext = "Yeah. Why? Didn't you see it?";
Frame 7932
	_root.thetext = "No!";
Frame 7969
	_root.thetext = "Shit! I guess that means we didn't train at all!";
Frame 8068
	_root.thetext = "Alright. We'll just have to make it up as we go then...";
Frame 8169
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 9446
	_root.thetext = "Now we're down to just two teams... Team No Na Me...";
Frame 9514
	_root.thetext = "No Name!";
Frame 9539
	_root.thetext = "Team No Name, and Team Super Awesome Dynamite Platinum Brothers...";
Frame 9626
	_root.thetext = "In a battle of strength and wits like none other.";
Frame 9703
	_root.thetext = "Ladies and gentlemen in the audience tonight... behold Shell Wrestling!";
Frame 9834
	_root.thetext = "I can't see a damned thing in this shell!";
Frame 9914
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 9949
	_root.thetext = "Step asside Mouser. I am the wrestling champ! Leave these puny girls to me!";
Frame 10126
	_root.thetext = "You guys are so lucky";
Frame 10165
	_root.thetext = "Or else I'd bomb you.";
Frame 10211
	_root.thetext = "And that wouldn't be so good now would it? No.";
Frame 10312
	_root.thetext = "How the hell are you gonna fight this guy?!";
Frame 10387
	_root.thetext = "Don't worry. If I can take down a Gorilla in a tie, then I can take down a German turtle.";
Frame 10531
	_root.thetext = "I'm Austrian. Heyaaaah!";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 10661
	_root.thetext = "Looks like we have a winner.";
Frame 10708
	_root.thetext = "HAMMERS!";
Frame 10741
	_root.thetext = " ";
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	_root.thetext = "Our first place winners will be awarded an all expense paid trip to Yoshi's Island.";
Frame 10915
	_root.thetext = "Second prize winning team...";
Frame 10956
	_root.thetext = "No Name... ";
Frame 11012
	_root.thetext = "...gets awarded the cash prize!";
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	_root.thetext = "And third place gets a life time supply of milk!";
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	_root.thetext = "But Petey is lactose intolerant!";
Frame 11203
	_root.thetext = "Blaargh!";
Frame 11234
	_root.thetext = " ";
Frame 11312
	_root.thetext = "Well I didn't expect to win second place.";
Frame 11375
	_root.thetext = "Usually we just get the crap beaten out of us.";
Frame 11465
	_root.thetext = "So this time we get the crap beaten out of us and we won an award.";
Frame 11586
	_root.thetext = "Not too shabby!";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
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	_root.thetext = "I wonder how Team Super Awesome Dynamite Platinum Bros are enjoying their vacation...";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
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	_root.thetext = "Don't let go of me guys! Please DON'T LET GO OF ME!";
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	_root.thetext = "I'll never let go Monty!";
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	_root.thetext = " ";
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	_root.thetext = "Panicking!";
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