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Flash Joke of the Day - 78 - Old Dude Ranch.swf

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Flash #21226

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The following material (the "Material") is social commentary intended for
adult audiences only. The Material contains sexually explicit material
which may be offensive to some. No person under the age of 18 years of age
is permitted to view the Material, and any person under 18 years of age is
required by law to leave this Internet site now. You agree that you shall
not forward the Internet address (i.e., the URL) for the Material to any
person under the age of 18. The characters depicted in the Material are
fictional and any resemblance to real persons is not intended and is purely
coincidental. Flash Joke Of The Day owns all rights to the Material. Any
copying, reproduction, or distribution of the Material, or creation of a
work similar to the Material, would constitute copyright infringement,
subjecting the infringer to civil penalties and criminal prosecution
pursuant to United States Code Title 17. Flash Joke Of The Day protects its
copyrights vigorously. You may forward the Internet address for the
Material to other adults who would not be offended by the same

It could be used in the context as in "back in the day",
...... it is a FlashJoke "for our time".
Or you can come here every day and still see a Flash Joke,
it may not be a new Flash Joke,
but you can always go to the archive and look at an old Flash Joke.
Actually it's called that because the boss thought  we could
make a new one of these every day, but that's not happening,
so check in each Friday... we'll try to update then.            

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