swfchan: Bowser's Kingdom

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Jeff: what does mario even want
with us? doesn't he have enough
of those damned coins?

Hal: Well it's not like we
stole the princess or anything.

Hal: oh yeah... that's right

Hal: what does bowser even want
with her anyway? it's not like he's
getting ransom money for it.

jeff: i heard it's for sexual favors.

hal: yuck.

jeff: no seriously... see he
could get any 2 coin whore
in the mushroom kingdom...

jeff: ...but only she will do the
one thing where she sticks her
tongue and puts her hand on the
shell and...

hal: oooh no! that's enough.

jeff: well they don't call her
princess toadstool for nothin'

hal: aww man... you make me sick.

jeff: what can i say, i'm a goomba.
i'm a f@#kin' living mushroom.

hal: so what if you're a
goomba? who cares?

jeff: what do you mean "who
cares"? i have no f@#kin' arms.
i'm a f@#kin mushroom!

jeff: i had to go through my whole
life picking everything up with my
mouth; it's gross and dirty.

hal: whoa! watch out!

jeff: hey there buddy...
you-uh...you alive?

hal: i think he's dead.

jeff: yeah, you think so?

jeff: you think he coulda
survived a fall like that?

jeff: oh... well then, we
were both wrong, hmm?

shy guy: so, why aren't you
guys over there... helping us?

hal: yeah, about that. see... we
were about to go over there,
but then you fell from the sky
and we got distracted.

jeff: seriously. it's all your
fault... get outta here!

hal: look at that!

hal: mario's got that music and
flashing going on... you know
what that means?!

hal: he's got star power.

hal: you can't do s*@t
against star power!

jeff: hey shy guy, you
wanna beat mario?

shy guy: yeah... i do.

jeff: then you see that block
over there? go and hit it.

shy guy: okay...

shy guy: so what... it's a flower.

jeff: touch the flower.

shy guy: okay... it's just a flower.

shy guy: oh boy... i'm on fire!
somebody put me out!

shy guy: why don't any
of you fellas help me?!

shy guy: is there any water
in these damned pipes?!

shy guy: it burns...
like gonorrhea

steve: hi guys!

Hal: hi steve.

Shy guy: guess what...

Shy guy: i'm on fire... and the
only thing that'll put me out...

Shy guy: ...is more cowbell.

hal: what do you want steve?

steve: i heard you guys
talking, i thought i'd come
over and say hello.

hal: we don't want to
talk to you steve!

hal: it's like... we're having an
adult conversation and then
all of a sudden, you pop out
of the ground and it's like...

hal: hey, everyone. stop what you're
doing because steve's here. include
him... f@#k you steve! f@#k you!!!

jeff: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

jeff: wait a second...

jeff: i think that shy
guy put himself out.

hal: yeah i think you're right.

shy guy: it's a good thing
i had to pee really bad.

jeff: hey steve, light
that shy guy on fire.

steve: okay!

shy guy: oh no! i'm on fire again!

hal: thanks steve!

steve: any time guys.
glad to help.

hal: alright get outta here.

steve: bye guys!

jeff: i think he's dead.

hal: yeah probably.

hal: nice work!

hal: man, i'm glad i'm
not over there.

jeff: yeah. they don't
pay me enough for that.

hal: you're getting paid?!

jeff: yeah like three
coins an hour.

hal: you gotta be
kidding me!

jeff: seriously. we have
great dental coverage!

hal: son of a b*$ch!

shy guy: i'm a ghost now.

shy guy: boo!

hal: yeah... you are...
look at that...

jeff: still not scary.

shy guy: yeah, well it's time
for my comeupance...

shy guy: hey mario, the
princess is over here!

hal: that a$$h*le.

jeff: oh f@#k.

Voices By
Steven Button - Steve the Piranha Plant
Andrew Raskin - Hal the Koopa Troopa
Patrick TeNyenhuis - Jeff the Goomba / Shy Guy

Music and Sounds from
TheMushroomKingdom.Net
Sprites from
tsgk.captainn.net/ (the Shy Guy Kingdom)

a PTHOUSE production

Directed By
Andrew Raskin and Patrick TeNyenhuis

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