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MEDIAPICKLE.COM presents...

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"Dear Penis"

#1 file on Twistedhumor.com for 2001

Written and performed by
RODNEY CARRINGTON

cartooned by:  CHRIS DILL

2001's Best Cartoons

2001's Best Cartoons

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Dear penis,

I don't think I like you anymore.

You used to watch me shave.

Now all you do is stare at the floor.

Oh, dear penis...

I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,

...a paper towel, and a dirty magazine, ...

That's all we needed to get by.

Now it seems things have changed.

And I think that you're the one to blame.

He says...

Dear Rodney,

'cuz when you get to drinkin' ,

you put me places I've never been before.

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip on our

man-to-hand relationship?

...and come to terms with truly how we feel...

If we put our heads together,

we'd just stay home forever.

I think I like you after all.

Oh, and Rodney,

while you're shavin' ,

shave my balls.

Well, Rodney Carrington is with us.....

CLICK HERE!!!

The End

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