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"Dear Penis" |
#1 file on Twistedhumor.com for 2001 |
Written and performed by RODNEY CARRINGTON |
cartooned by: CHRIS DILL |
2001's Best Cartoons |
2001's Best Cartoons |
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Dear penis, |
I don't think I like you anymore. |
You used to watch me shave. |
Now all you do is stare at the floor. |
Oh, dear penis... |
I don't like you anymore. |
It used to be you and me, |
...a paper towel, and a dirty magazine, ... |
That's all we needed to get by. |
Now it seems things have changed. |
And I think that you're the one to blame. |
He says... |
Dear Rodney, |
'cuz when you get to drinkin' , |
you put me places I've never been before. |
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore. |
Why can't we just get a grip on our |
man-to-hand relationship? |
...and come to terms with truly how we feel... |
If we put our heads together, |
we'd just stay home forever. |
I think I like you after all. |
Oh, and Rodney, |
while you're shavin' , |
shave my balls. |
Well, Rodney Carrington is with us..... |
CLICK HERE!!! |
The End |
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