Frame 1
	function preloadSite() {
		var _local3 = _root.getBytesLoaded();
		var _local2 = _root.getBytesTotal();
		var _local4 = Math.round((_local3 / _local2) * 100);
		preload.percentClip.percentDisplay.text = _local4 + "%";
		preload.bytesDisplay.text = ((("loaded " + Math.round(_local3 / 1000)) + "k of ") + Math.round(_local2 / 1000)) + "k";
		preload.gotoAndStop(_local4);
		if (_local3 >= _local2) {
			clearInterval(loadingCall);
			gotoAndStop (5);
		}
	}
	stop();
	var loadingCall = setInterval(preloadSite, 50);
Frame 5
	stop();
	Stage.scaleMode = "noScale";
	Stage.align = "TL";
	var noMoreBuy = false;
	var noMoreSell = false;
	var skillMoney = 1;
	var skillBargain = 1;
	var skillSex = 1;
	var varTime = 31;
	var varCash = 200;
	var varHoes = 0;
	var varHoQual = 0;
	var varKids = 0;
	var itemCane = false;
	var itemShirt = false;
	var itemTime = false;
	var itemPenisMightier = false;
	var itemSheets = false;
	var itemHume = false;
	if (varHoQual == 0) {
		varHoQualRating = 0;
	} else {
		varHoQualRating = Math.ceil((varHoQual / varHoes) / 2000);
	}
	this.btnNext.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("intro2");
	};
Frame 9
	onEnterFrame = function () {
		if (varHoes == 0) {
			varHoQualRating = 0;
		} else {
			varHoQualRating = Math.ceil((varHoQual / varHoes) / 2000);
		}
		if (varCash < 10000) {
			rateCash = 0;
		}
		if ((varCash >= 10000) && (varCash < 100000)) {
			rateCash = 1;
		}
		if ((varCash >= 100000) && (varCash < 1000000)) {
			rateCash = 2;
		}
		if (varCash >= 1000000) {
			rateCash = 3;
		}
		if (varHoes < 5) {
			rateHoes = 0;
		}
		if ((varHoes >= 5) && (varHoes < 10)) {
			rateHoes = 1;
		}
		if ((varHoes >= 10) && (varHoes < 20)) {
			rateHoes = 2;
		}
		if (varHoes >= 20) {
			rateHoes = 3;
		}
		if (varHoes == 0) {
			rateQual = 0;
		}
		if (varHoQualRating == 1) {
			rateQual = 1;
		}
		if ((varHoQualRating == 2) || (varHoQualRating == 3)) {
			rateQual = 2;
		}
		if ((varHoQualRating == 4) || (varHoQualRating == 5)) {
			rateQual = 3;
		}
		if (itemCane == false) {
			varRank = 10;
		} else {
			varRank = 10 - ((rateCash + rateHoes) + rateQual);
		}
		this.xtime.text = varTime;
		this.xcash.text = "$" + varCash;
		this.xhoes.text = varHoes;
		this.xqual.text = varHoQualRating;
		this.xkids.text = varKids;
		this.xrating.text = varRank;
	};

	stop();
	this.btnSmoothTalker.onRollOver = function () {
		typeQuote = "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. -FN \n \n The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. -FN";
	};
	this.btnSmoothTalker.onRollOut = function () {
		typeQuote = "";
	};
	this.btnMoneyMaker.onRollOver = function () {
		typeQuote = "No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. -FN \n \n When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets. -FN";
	};
	this.btnMoneyMaker.onRollOut = function () {
		typeQuote = "";
	};
	this.btnMoustache.onRollOver = function () {
		typeQuote = "The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it. -FN \n \n If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -FN, BGE 146";
	};
	this.btnMoustache.onRollOut = function () {
		typeQuote = "";
	};
	this.btnSmoothTalker.onRelease = function () {
		skillBargain = skillBargain + 0.2;
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
	this.btnMoneyMaker.onRelease = function () {
		skillMoney = skillMoney + 0.1;
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
	this.btnMoustache.onRelease = function () {
		skillSex = skillSex + 0.2;
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 14
	stop();
	this.btnMeetHoes.onRelease = function () {
		if (noMoreBuy == true) {
			gotoAndStop ("again");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("meetHoes");
		}
	};
	this.btnSellHoes.onRelease = function () {
		if (noMoreSell == true) {
			gotoAndStop ("again");
		} else if (varHoes == 0) {
			gotoAndStop ("noHoes");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("sellHoes");
		}
	};
	this.btnGamble.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("gamble");
	};
	this.btnShop.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("shop");
	};
	this.btnSteal.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("steal");
	};
	this.btnBone.onRelease = function () {
		if (varHoes == 0) {
			gotoAndStop ("noHoes");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("bone");
		}
	};
Frame 24
	stop();
	this.btnCheap.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("cheap");
	};
	this.btnCafe.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("cafe");
	};
	this.btnSalon.onRelease = function () {
		if (itemHume == false) {
			gotoAndStop ("noHume");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("salon");
		}
	};
	this.btnNoMeetHoes.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 34
	stop();
	noMoreBuy = true;
	var cheapPrice = (random(100) + 1);
	this.cheapBox.text = ("Hoes are selling for $" + cheapPrice) + " each.";
	this.btnBuyHo1.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < cheapPrice) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varHoes = varHoes + 1;
			varCash = varCash - cheapPrice;
			varHoQual = varHoQual + cheapPrice;
			gotoAndStop ("endDay");
		}
	};
	this.btnNoHo1.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
	this.btnBargain1.onRelease = function () {
		bargainPrice = Math.round(cheapPrice * 0.8);
		gotoAndStop ("bargain");
	};
Frame 44
	stop();
	noMoreBuy = true;
	var cafePrice = (random(1901) + 100);
	this.cafeBox.text = ("Treat this lady to dinner for $" + cafePrice) + " and take her home?";
	this.btnBuyHo2.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < cafePrice) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - cafePrice;
			varHoes = varHoes + 1;
			varHoQual = varHoQual + cafePrice;
			gotoAndStop ("endDay");
		}
	};
	this.btnNoHo2.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
	this.btnBargain2.onRelease = function () {
		bargainPrice = Math.round(cafePrice * 0.8);
		gotoAndStop ("bargain");
	};
Frame 54
	stop();
	noMoreBuy = true;
	var salonPrice = (random(8001) + 2000);
	this.salonBox.text = ("Court a lady for the colossal sum of $" + salonPrice) + " and make a dishonest woman of her?";
	this.btnBuyHo3.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < salonPrice) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varHoes = varHoes + 1;
			varCash = varCash - salonPrice;
			varHoQual = varHoQual + salonPrice;
			gotoAndStop ("endDay");
		}
	};
	this.btnNoHo3.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 64
	stop();
	noMoreBuy = true;
	var bargain = Math.round(Math.random() * skillBargain);
	if (bargain == 0) {
		this.bargainBox.text = "*gasp* Well I never...!";
	} else if (varCash < bargainPrice) {
		gotoAndStop ("noCash");
	} else {
		this.bargainBox.text = ("Well...alright. How does $" + bargainPrice) + " sound?";
		varCash = varCash - bargainPrice;
		varHoes = varHoes + 1;
		varHoQual = varHoQual + (bargainPrice * 1.25);
	}
	this.btnBargainDone.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("endDay");
	};
Frame 74
	stop();
	noMoreSell = true;
	inputText = 0;
	if ((varHoes / varHoQual) < 200) {
		sellComment = "Damn them's some nasty hoes!";
		sellAdj = "nasties";
	}
	if (((varHoes / varHoQual) >= 200) && ((varHoes / varHoQual) < 500)) {
		sellComment = "Well look what the cat dragged in!";
		sellAdj = "sweet train-station skanks";
	}
	if (((varHoes / varHoQual) >= 500) && ((varHoes / varHoQual) < 2000)) {
		sellComment = "Not a bad bunch of hoes you got there, Fred.";
		sellAdj = "strumpets";
	}
	if (((varHoes / varHoQual) >= 2000) && ((varHoes / varHoQual) < 5000)) {
		sellComment = "Them's some real fine women, boy! A damn shame we won't invent motion pictures for another two decades.";
		sellAdj = "beauties";
	}
	if ((varHoes / varHoQual) >= 5000) {
		sellComment = "Wow! You really selling them?";
		sellAdj = "natural wonders";
	}
	sellPrice = Math.ceil((Math.random() + 0.5) * (varHoQual / varHoes));
	this.sellBox.text = ((((sellComment + " I'll give you $") + sellPrice) + " each. How many of those ") + sellAdj) + " can I take off your hands?";
	this.btnSellNoDeal.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
	this.sellQuantityInput.restrict = "0-9";
	this.btnSellDeal.onRelease = function () {
		if (inputText == 0) {
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		} else if (inputText > varHoes) {
			inputText = 0;
		} else {
			varCash = varCash + (sellPrice * inputText);
			tempVarHoQual = varHoQual / varHoes;
			varHoQual = varHoQual - (tempVarHoQual * inputText);
			varHoes = varHoes - inputText;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
Frame 84
	stop();
	var gambleCash = Math.round(((2.1 * varCash) * Math.random()) + (random(10) + 1));
	this.gambleBox.text = ((("You started with $" + varCash) + " and now you have $") + gambleCash) + ". Nice work!";
	varCash = gambleCash;
	this.btnGambleDone.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("endDay");
	};
Frame 94
	stop();
	if (itemCane == true) {
		this.btnCane.enabled = false;
	}
	if (itemTime == true) {
		this.btnTime.enabled = false;
	}
	if (itemPenisMightier == true) {
		this.btnPenis.enabled = false;
	}
	if (itemSheets == true) {
		this.btnSheets.enabled = false;
	}
	if (itemHume == true) {
		this.btnHume.enabled = false;
	}
	if (itemShirt == true) {
		this.btnShirt.enabled = false;
	}
	this.btnCane.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 2500) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 2500;
			itemCane = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnShirt.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 6000) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 6000;
			skillBargain = skillBargain + 0.2;
			itemShirt = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnTime.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 20000) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 20000;
			varTime = varTime + 7;
			itemTime = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnSheets.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 5000) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			skillSex = skillSex + 0.3;
			varCash = varCash - 5000;
			itemSheets = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnPenis.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 8000) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 8000;
			itemPenisMightier = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnHume.onRelease = function () {
		if (varCash < 5000) {
			gotoAndStop ("noCash");
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 5000;
			itemHume = true;
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
	this.btnNoShop.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 104
	function noButtons() {
		this.btnStealCar.enabled = false;
		this.btnStealWallet.enabled = false;
		this.btnStealHo.enabled = false;
	}
	stop();
	var stealDone = false;
	this.btnStealCar.onRelease = function () {
		if (random(2) == 1) {
			stealDone = true;
			noButtons();
			varTime = varTime + 3;
			stealBox.text = "NICE! You stole a carriage! This extra mobility buys you a few more days!";
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("caught");
		}
	};
	this.btnStealWallet.onRelease = function () {
		if (random(2) == 1) {
			stealDone = true;
			noButtons();
			stoleCash = Math.ceil(Math.random() * 1000);
			varCash = varCash + stoleCash;
			stealBox.text = "NICE! You stole a dude's wallet and didn't even get caught with your hand in his pants! You find $" + stoleCash;
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("caught");
		}
	};
	this.btnStealHo.onRelease = function () {
		if (random(2) == 1) {
			stealDone = true;
			noButtons();
			varHoes = varHoes + 1;
			varHoQual = varHoQual + 4000;
			stealBox.text = "Pardon the interruption, my dear lady, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?   ...[thud]... You steal a ho!";
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("caught");
		}
	};
	this.btnDoneSteal.onRelease = function () {
		if (stealDone == true) {
			gotoAndStop ("endDay");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		}
	};
Frame 114
	stop();
	if (itemPenisMightier == false) {
		this.caughtText.text = "The item's owner gives you a dirty look and comes over to start kicking your ass. The police fine you for conduct unbecomong of a moral philosopher: $1000.";
		if (varCash < 1000) {
			varCash = 0;
		} else {
			varCash = varCash - 1000;
		}
	} else {
		this.caughtText.text = "The gentleman whose stuff you tried to steal approaches. \n 'Pardon me,' he says. \n You reply: 'I'd like to introduce you to my friend Will...Will To Power!' and punch him in the face.";
	}
	this.doneCaught.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("endDay");
	};
Frame 124
	stop();
	var varBone = Math.round((2.5 * Math.random()) * skillSex);
	if (varBone == 0) {
		this.boneBox.text = "Ooh, Friedrich...Friedrich...Friedrich? \n \n (Can't get it up... \n you lose a ho!)";
		tempHoQual = Math.floor(varHoQual / varHoes);
		varHoes = varHoes - 1;
		varHoQual = varHoQual - tempHoQual;
	}
	if (varBone == 1) {
		this.boneBox.text = "Uhh, Nietzsche...You'd better get ready for a birth...and not of Tragedy. \n \n (You're a baby-daddy!)";
		varKids = varKids + 1;
	}
	if (varBone == 2) {
		this.boneBox.text = "Oh Friedrich...if it can be with you, I'll take an Eternal Recurrence of the Same! And next time, I'll bring a friend. \n \n (You get another ho!)";
		varHoes = varHoes + 1;
		tempHoQual = Math.ceil(varHoQual / varHoes);
		varHoQual = varHoQual + tempHoQual;
	}
	if (varBone >= 3) {
		this.boneBox.text = "If everyone must have their own categorical imperative, mine will be to work harder to make you money!";
		varHoQual = varHoQual + 3000;
	}
	this.doneBone.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("endDay");
	};
Frame 134
	stop();
	this.btnGoodIdea.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 144
	stop();
	this.btnOkRead.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 154
	stop();
	this.btnNoCash.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 164
	stop();
	this.alreadyBack.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
	};
Frame 174
	stop();
	dailyIncome = Math.ceil(skillMoney * ((0.2 * varHoQual) * (Math.random() + 0.5)));
	if (varHoes == 0) {
		this.endDayText.text = "Better get some hoes if you wanna make money.";
	} else {
		this.endDayText.text = "Your hoes earn you $" + dailyIncome;
		varCash = varCash + dailyIncome;
		if (varKids == 0) {
			this.endDayText2.text = "";
		} else {
			this.endDayText2.text = "Pay Child Support: $" + (Math.pow(varKids, 2) * 250);
			if ((Math.pow(varKids, 2) * 250) > varCash) {
				varCash = 0;
			} else {
				varCash = varCash - (Math.pow(varKids, 2) * 250);
			}
		}
	}
	this.btnTomorrow.onRelease = function () {
		varTime = varTime - 1;
		noMoreBuy = false;
		noMoreSell = false;
		if (varTime > 0) {
			gotoAndStop ("mainMenu");
		} else {
			gotoAndStop ("ending");
		}
	};
Frame 184
	stop();
	if (varRank == 1) {
		rank0 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank0 = "Plato's Ghost!";
	}
	if (varRank == 2) {
		rank1 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank1 = "Siggy 'The Ego' Freud";
	}
	if (varRank == 3) {
		rank2 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank2 = "Will 'the Kill' James";
	}
	if (varRank == 4) {
		rank3 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank3 = "Chuck 'Galapagos' Darwin";
	}
	if (varRank == 5) {
		rank4 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank4 = "Soren 'the Knight' Kierkegaard";
	}
	if (varRank == 6) {
		rank5 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank5 = "Georg 'the Synthesis' Hegel";
	}
	if (varRank == 7) {
		rank6 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank6 = "Ralph 'Self-Reliance' Emerson";
	}
	if (varRank == 8) {
		rank7 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank7 = "Alfie 'Foototes' Whitehead";
	}
	if (varRank == 9) {
		rank8 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank8 = "'The Dark' Art Schopenhauer";
	}
	if (varRank == 10) {
		rank9 = "Friedrich Nietzsche";
	} else {
		rank9 = "Auguste 'the Priest' Comte";
	}
	this.btnStartOver.onRelease = function () {
		gotoAndStop ("intro");
	};
Symbol 12 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 148 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndPlay (1);