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An Animated Joke |
"Jet Fuel" |
by A.J.MacKenzie |
Location: Atlanta International Airport |
Status: Closed due to fog |
TwistedHumor.com Airlines |
Man, I wish we had somethin' to drink. |
Yea, me too! |
I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz, |
You wanna try it? |
Hell, yeah! |
Chug, chug, chug... |
Hello? |
Hey, how do you feel this morning? |
I feel great! How about you? |
I feel great too! You don't have a hangover? |
No, that jet fuel is great stuff, |
No hangover, nothing! |
We should do this more often! |
Yeah? Well there's just one thing. |
What's that? |
Have you farted yet? |
Nooooo... |
Well don't! |
'Cause I'm in Phoenix!! |
Enter Email here: |
Subscribe to TwistedHumor.com today! |
Do ya wanna see more |
so you can get more animated jokes like this one. |
Be sure to visit |
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ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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