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jet fuel.swf

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An Animated Joke

"Jet Fuel"

by A.J.MacKenzie

Location: Atlanta International Airport

Status: Closed due to fog

TwistedHumor.com Airlines

Man, I wish we had somethin' to drink.

Yea, me too!

I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz,

You wanna try it?

Hell, yeah!

Chug, chug, chug...

Hello?

Hey, how do you feel this morning?

I feel great! How about you?

I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?

No, that jet fuel is great stuff,

No hangover, nothing!

We should do this more often!

Yeah? Well there's just one thing.

What's that?

Have you farted yet?

Nooooo...

Well don't!

'Cause I'm in Phoenix!!

Enter Email here:

Subscribe to TwistedHumor.com today!

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so you can get more animated jokes like this one.

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