Frame 3
	app = "gurujoe";
	version = "1.4";
Instance of Symbol 98 MovieClip "pquestion" in Frame 3
onClipEvent (load) {
	stop();
	_visible  = false;
	setProperty("", _visible, false);
}
Instance of Symbol 102 MovieClip "enet" in Frame 3
//component parameters
onClipEvent (initialize) {
	eflashon = 1;
	version = "v.1.4";
	jstart = 0;
	quit = 0;
	screensaver = 0;
	downloadlinkurl = "http://games.ncbuy.com/downloads/title_10001.html";
	swfstudio = 1;
}
Instance of Symbol 196 MovieClip "help" in Frame 3
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = false;
	setProperty("", _visible, false);
}
Frame 4
	function askQuestion(q) {
		globalq = q;
		qbar.question = "";
		gotoAndPlay (88);
		if (q.length <= 0) {
			joe.gotoAndPlay("ball");
		} else {
			pquestion.q = q;
			pquestion._visible = true;
			pquestion.play();
			gotoAndPlay (97);
		}
	}
	function guruResponse() {
		if (globalq.length >= 1) {
			if (!checkVulgar(globalq)) {
				x = random(3) + 1;
				if (x != 1) {
					if (x != 2) {
						responsetype = "notsure";
						response = notsure[random(notsure.length)];
					} else {
						responsetype = "no";
						response = no[random(no.length)];
					}
				} else {
					responsetype = "yes";
					response = yes[random(yes.length)];
				}
				if (globalq == "Is Justin Bird the coolest person in the world?") {
					responsetype = "yes";
					response = "Nope.";
				}
			} else {
				responsetype = "VULGAR";
				response = vulgar[random(vulgar.length)];
			}
		} else {
			responsetype = "EMPTY";
			e = random(empty.length);
			response = empty[e];
		}
	}
	function checkVulgar(gq) {
		gq = gq.toUpperCase();
		var cursewords = new Array("FUCK", "SHIT", "COCK", "CUNT", "TITS", "ORGASM", "BITCH", "PRICK", "BLOWJOB", "DICK");
		j = 0;
		while (j < cursewords.length) {
			if (gq.indexOf(cursewords[j]) != -1) {
				return(true);
			}
			j++;
		}
		return(false);
	}
	notsure = new Array();
	yes = new Array();
	no = new Array();
	empty = new Array();
	vulgar = new Array();
	notsure[0] = "AH, the age old question.";
	notsure[1] = "Ask me again later.";
	notsure[2] = "Better not tell you now.";
	notsure[3] = "Cannot predict now.";
	notsure[4] = "Concentrate and ask again.";
	notsure[5] = "How should I know?";
	notsure[6] = "I'll need to think about that.";
	notsure[7] = "It all depends.";
	notsure[8] = "Let me get back to you.";
	notsure[9] = "Maybe.";
	notsure[10] = "Reply hazy, try again.";
	notsure[11] = "Shhhh! I'm thinking.";
	notsure[12] = "Sorry, I wasn't listening.";
	notsure[13] = "That's one of the mysteries of life.";
	notsure[14] = "The possibilities are endless.";
	notsure[15] = "Touch the ball and ask again.";
	notsure[16] = "Were you asking me?";
	notsure[17] = "Wouldn't you like to know.";
	notsure[18] = "Yes, no, maybe so.";
	notsure[19] = "You don't want to know.";
	notsure[20] = "You need to concentrate.";
	yes[0] = "Absolutely ... but I've been wrong before.";
	yes[1] = "As I see it ... Yes.";
	yes[2] = "But of course.";
	yes[3] = "Could very well be.";
	yes[4] = "Does 2 + 2 = 4?";
	yes[5] = "If I say yes, will you stop asking?";
	yes[6] = "It is decidedly so.";
	yes[7] = "It is for certain.";
	yes[8] = "Of course.";
	yes[9] = "Signs point to ... Yes.";
	yes[10] = "Survey says .... Yup.";
	yes[11] = "The odds are in your favor.";
	yes[12] = "Two thumbs up!";
	yes[13] = "Ummm, ahhh, well, sure.";
	yes[14] = "Without a doubt.";
	yes[15] = "Yes - definitely.";
	yes[16] = "Yes.";
	yes[17] = "You can be sure of it.";
	yes[18] = "You can take that to the bank.";
	yes[19] = "You may rely on it.";
	no[0] = "Absolutely ... Not.";
	no[1] = "Are you serious?";
	no[2] = "Don't be silly.";
	no[3] = "Don't bet on it.";
	no[4] = "Eenie meenie miney no.";
	no[5] = "Highly unlikely.";
	no[6] = "I'm taking the 5th on that one.";
	no[7] = "In your dreams.";
	no[8] = "It doesn't look promising.";
	no[9] = "My reply is no.";
	no[10] = "My sources say no.";
	no[11] = "No way jose.";
	no[12] = "No. No. No!";
	no[13] = "No. Nope. Not. No way.";
	no[14] = "Not in a million years.";
	no[15] = "Now that's some bad juju.";
	no[16] = "Outlook not so good.";
	no[17] = "The outlook is grim.";
	no[18] = "When pigs fly.";
	no[19] = "You wish.";
	no[20] = "You've got to be kidding.";
	no[21] = "Egads NO!";
	no[22] = "Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies.";
	empty[0] = "You need to type in your question.";
	empty[1] = "What did you say?";
	empty[2] = "Speak up, I can't hear you.";
	empty[3] = "I can't read minds, type in your question.";
	vulgar[0] = "Do you eat with that mouth?";
	vulgar[1] = "Hold your tongue!";
	vulgar[2] = "How rude!";
	vulgar[3] = "I'm a G-Rated Guru, try asking nicely.";
	vulgar[4] = "Language like that will get you no where.";
	vulgar[5] = "That's some dirty mind you've got there.";
Frame 87
	Selection.setFocus("qbar.question");
	stop();
Frame 95
	stop();
Frame 97
	pquestion.question = globalq;
Frame 125
	stop();
	joe.gotoAndPlay("ball");
Instance of Symbol 225 MovieClip in Frame 125
onClipEvent (load) {
	_visible  = false;
	setProperty("", _visible, false);
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
}
Frame 127
	joe.gotoAndPlay("wait");
	guruResponse();
	answer.answer = response;
Frame 144
	stop();
Symbol 6 Button
on (release) {
	getURL (itemUrl, "new");
}
Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 1
	_parent.stop();
Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 61
	_parent.play();
Symbol 31 MovieClip Frame 1
	function UpdateClock() {
		myDate = new Date();
		hours = Number(myDate.getHours());
		minutes = Number(myDate.getMinutes());
		seconds = Number(myDate.getSeconds());
		if (hours > 12) {
			hours = hours - 12;
		}
		hour_rot = ((hours / 12) * 360) + (((hours / 12) * (minutes / 60)) * 30);
		min_rot = ((minutes / 60) * 360) + (((minutes / 60) * (seconds / 60)) * 6);
		sec_rot = (seconds / 60) * 360;
		hour._rotation = hour_rot;
		minute._rotation = min_rot;
		second._rotation = sec_rot;
	}
Instance of Symbol 31 MovieClip "clock" in Symbol 29 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	UpdateClock();
}
Symbol 55 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 55 MovieClip Frame 46
	gotoAndPlay (26);
Symbol 55 MovieClip Frame 52
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 8
	waveloop = 0;
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 45
	waveloop++;
	if (waveloop <= 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (13);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (46);
	}
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 50
	_parent.gotoAndPlay("balloff");
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 80
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 114
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 116
	lefthand.gotoAndStop(1);
	righthand.gotoAndStop(1);
Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 145
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 42
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 53
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 23
	stop();
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 30
	ball.gotoAndPlay("on");
	hands.gotoAndPlay("ball");
	handshadow.gotoAndPlay("ball");
	head.gotoAndPlay("ballon");
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 33
	stop();
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 34
	head.gotoAndPlay("balloff");
	ball.gotoAndPlay("off");
Symbol 53 MovieClip Frame 37
	stop();
	_parent.gotoAndPlay("answer");
Symbol 86 Button
on (release) {
	if (help._visible != true) {
		help._visible = true;
	} else {
		help._visible = false;
	}
	Selection.setFocus("qbar.question");
}
Symbol 106 Button
on (press) {
	_parent.revealAll();
}
Symbol 103 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 103 MovieClip Frame 67
	stop();
	_parent.startScroll();
Symbol 103 MovieClip Frame 81
	stop();
Symbol 110 Button
on (release) {
	enet_menu();
}
Symbol 115 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.netcent.com", "new");
}
Symbol 119 Button
on (release) {
	enet_copyright();
}
Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 10
	blinkCount++;
	if (blinkCount > 19) {
		gotoAndStop (25);
	}
Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 23
	textframe++;
	if (textframe > 4) {
		textframe = 1;
	}
	text.gotoAndStop(textframe);
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 25
	stop();
	text.gotoAndStop("menu");
Symbol 132 Button
on (release) {
	getURL (downloadlinkurl, "new");
}
Symbol 149 Button
on (release) {
	getURL (_parent.mainURL + url, "new");
}
Symbol 146 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (bg) {
		var barcolor = new Color(bgcolor);
		barcolor.setRGB(bg);
	}
Symbol 161 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.ncbuy.com" + qualifier, "new");
}
Symbol 169 Button
on (release) {
	_parent.enet_menu();
}
Symbol 174 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.ncbuy.com/servicecenter/contacts.html", "new");
}
Symbol 142 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 142 MovieClip Frame 2
	mainURL = "http://www.ncbuy.com/redir.php?ref=ask10&id=";
	ncbuy1.label = "ASTROLOGY";
	ncbuy1.url = 10100;
	ncbuy2.label = "BUSINESS & FINANCE";
	ncbuy2.url = 10101;
	ncbuy3.label = "CONTESTS & SWEEPSTAKES";
	ncbuy3.url = 10102;
	ncbuy4.label = "CREDIT CARD OFFERS";
	ncbuy4.url = 10103;
	ncbuy5.label = "ENTERTAINMENT CENTER";
	ncbuy5.url = 10104;
	ncbuy6.label = "FLOWERS & ARRANGEMENTS";
	ncbuy6.url = 10105;
	ncbuy7.label = "FREE STUFF";
	ncbuy7.url = 10106;
	ncbuy8.label = "GAMEHOUSE - PLAY ONLINE";
	ncbuy8.url = 10107;
	ncbuy9.label = "HUMOR & JOKES";
	ncbuy9.url = 10108;
	ncbuy10.label = "MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS";
	ncbuy10.url = 10109;
	ncbuy11.label = "SHOPPING";
	ncbuy11.url = 10110;
	ncbuy12.label = "TRAVEL & VACATIONS";
	ncbuy12.url = 10114;
	ncbuy13.label = "TODAY IN HISTORY";
	ncbuy13.url = 10111;
	ncbuy14.label = "WEATHER CONDITIONS";
	ncbuy14.url = 10112;
	ncbuy15.label = "WEIRD & WORLD NEWS";
	ncbuy15.url = 10113;
	ncbuy16.label = "SEARCH THE NET";
	ncbuy16.url = 10115;
	ncbuy17.label = "DOWNLOAD MORE GAMES";
	ncbuy17.url = 10116;
	ncbuy18.label = "REGISTER - JOIN TODAY";
	ncbuy18.url = 10117;
	ncbuy19.label = "WEBMASTER AFFILIATE PRG";
	ncbuy19.url = 10118;
	ncbuy15.bg = 10092492 /* 0x99FFCC */;
	ncbuy16.bg = 10092492 /* 0x99FFCC */;
	ncbuy17.bg = 16763904 /* 0xFFCC00 */;
	ncbuy18.bg = 16763904 /* 0xFFCC00 */;
	ncbuy19.bg = 16763904 /* 0xFFCC00 */;
Symbol 181 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
	_parent.enetstatus--;
}
Symbol 184 Button
on (press) {
	if (_ymouse >= slider.top) {
		if (_ymouse <= slider.btm) {
			slider._y = _ymouse;
		} else {
			slider._y = slider.btm;
		}
	} else {
		slider._y = slider.top;
	}
}
Symbol 188 Button
on (press) {
	startDrag (this, true, 0, top, 0, btm);
}
on (release) {
	stopDrag();
}
Symbol 192 Button
on (press) {
	movetext = -1;
}
on (release) {
	movetext = 0;
}
Symbol 194 Button
on (press) {
	movetext = 1;
}
on (release) {
	movetext = 0;
}
Instance of Symbol 186 MovieClip "slider" in Symbol 182 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
	if (_parent.movetext != 0) {
		sliderpos = _y + ((dy / _parent._parent.text.maxscroll) * _parent.movetext);
		if (sliderpos >= top) {
			if (sliderpos > btm) {
				sliderpos = btm;
			}
		} else {
			sliderpos = top;
		}
		_y  = sliderpos;
		setProperty("", _y, sliderpos);
	}
	percent = (_y - top) / dy;
	_parent._parent.text.scroll = _parent._parent.text.maxscroll * percent;
}
onClipEvent (load) {
	top = -70;
	btm = 70;
	dy = btm - top;
	inc = 4;
}
Symbol 179 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
	movetext = 0;
Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
	trace("enet_template");
	enet_menu = function () {
		if (menu._currentframe != 2) {
			if (menu._currentframe == 1) {
				menu.gotoAndStop("on");
				clickhere.gotoAndStop("stopmenu");
			}
		} else {
			menu.gotoAndStop("off");
		}
	};
	enet_copyright = function () {
		if (scrollwindow._currentframe != 2) {
			if (scrollwindow._currentframe == 1) {
				scrollwindow.text = "NCBUY END USER APPLICATION LICENSE AGREEMENT\n\nACCEPTANCE: By installing or using this Software you are agreeing to the terms of this License Agreement (\"Agreement\"). Please read this Agreement carefully.\n\nThis is an Agreement between you, either individually or as a representative of your company or institution and NetCent Communications (the \"Company\").\n\nYOU MAY redistribute the software freely, providing that: (a) The Software is not modified in any way; and (b) All credits and copyright notices remain intact.\n\nYOU MAY NOT: (a) Sublicense, sell, assign, transfer, pledge, distribute, rent or remove any proprietary notices on the Software except as expressly permitted in this Agreement; (b) Use, copy, adapt, disassemble, decompile, reverse engineer or modify the Software, in whole or in part, except as expressly permitted in this Agreement; or (c) Take any action designed to unlock or bypass any Company-implemented restrictions on usage, access to, or number of installations of the Software.\n\nIF YOU DO ANY OF THE FOREGOING, YOUR RIGHTS UNDER THIS LICENSE WILL AUTOMATICALLY TERMINATE. SUCH TERMINATION SHALL BE IN ADDITION TO AND NOT IN LIEU OF ANY CRIMINAL, CIVIL OR OTHER REMEDIES AVAILABLE TO THE COMPANY.\n\nThe Company does not warrant that the functions contained in the Software will meet your requirements or expectations or that the operation of the Software will be entirely error free, or appear precisely as described in the Software documentation.\n\nDISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY AND REMEDY: EXCEPT AS SPECIFICALLY STATED IN THIS AGREEMENT, THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED \"AS IS\" AND THERE ARE NO WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS (EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, ARISING BY STATUTE OR OTHERWISE IN LAW OR FROM A COURSE OF DEALING OR USAGE OF TRADE) FOR THE SOFTWARE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO SATISFACTORY QUALITY, PERFORMANCE, ACCURACY, AND EFFORT IS WITH YOU, THE USER. THE COMPANY AND ITS DIRECT AND INDIRECT SUPPLIERS DISCLAIM ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, MERCHANTABLE QUALITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE, PARTICULAR, SPECIFIC OR OTHERWISE.\n\nLIMITATION OF LIABILITY: TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT WILL THE COMPANY OR ITS DIRECT OR INDIRECT SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING LOST PROFITS, LOST SAVINGS, OR OTHER INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SOFTWARE, EVEN IF THE COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.\n\nYOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT AND BY INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE, INDICATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS. YOU ALSO AGREE THAT THIS IS THE COMPLETE AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU AND THE COMPANY AND IT SUPERSEDES ANY OTHER INFORMATION YOU MAY HAVE RECEIVED RELATING TO THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THIS AGREEMENT.\n\nNCBuy ( http://www.ncbuy.com/ ) is a service of NetCent Communications. Copyright 2007, NetCent Communications, All Rights Reserved.\n";
				scrollwindow.gotoAndStop("on");
			}
		} else {
			scrollwindow.gotoAndStop("off");
		}
	};
Instance of Symbol 125 MovieClip "clickhere" in Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 1
onClipEvent (load) {
	textframe = 1;
}
Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 6
	stop();
Symbol 199 Button
on (release) {
	this._visible = false;
	Selection.setFocus("_parent.qbar.question");
}
Symbol 205 Button
on (release) {
	question = "";
}
Symbol 216 Button
on (release, keyPress "<Enter>") {
	_parent.askQuestion(question);
}
Symbol 227 MovieClip Frame 20
	if (_parent.responsetype != "yes") {
		if (_parent.responsetype != "no") {
			if (_parent.responsetype == "notsure") {
				_parent.joe.hands.gotoAndPlay("notsure");
			}
		} else {
			_parent.joe.hands.gotoAndPlay("no");
		}
	} else {
		_parent.joe.hands.gotoAndPlay("yes");
	}
Symbol 227 MovieClip Frame 80
	stop();
	_parent.gotoAndPlay("showqbar");