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This is the info page for Flash #26640 |
Greetings! |
My name is Professor Fate. |
Many wonder where one gets such a name. |
1001 baby names for cruel parents |
Actually, it's quite a simple story. |
You see, I was born one of two twins, |
twins of the universe, |
sister of time and brother of space, |
infinite astral beings |
whose powers were beyond reckoning. |
Their names were Karma, and Fate! |
But... |
Karma got hit by a car and died. |
Some time later, I decided to take up |
'Making My Head Explode' at university, |
but I failed because my skull was too thick. |
Instead, I simply transferred into a course |
LIFE CYCLE OF THE HOBO |
where I studied Hobology, |
the Study of Homeless People, for seven long years. |
I was then awarded with a doctorate degree, |
and henceforth, I was known forevermore as |
PROFESSOR FATE! |
Professor Fate. |
Getting the science done... |
IN STYLE. |
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Thanks to NitWitt for organising this very amusing event once again, and to TmsT for the lines, "Let's Finnish This" and "Fin(n)". A very, VERY special thank you to SulphurSpoon, who graciously took the time to translate this massive, complex speech for me, and for providing me with some reference so my pronunciation isn't as ass-hat- tacular as it would have been otherwise. |
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