STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 229672 |
/disc/ · /res/ — /show/ · /fap/ · /gg/ · /swf/ | P0001 · P2596 · P5191 |
This is the info page for Flash #27814 |
LOADING THE MADNESS |
MOBIUSFACTOR PRESENTS |
160 KB |
By now we have heard the tragic story of Caesar Barber, an obese man who has taken it upon himself to sue four major fast food chains. Why? Because they made him fat! Theres nothing I hate more than a lawsuit happy fuck tart. Especially someone who sues for something as pointless as this. Therefore you have been selected to undertake the dangerous mission of subduing this beast before his flood of lawsuits gets out of hand! |
CONTINUE! |
CONTINUE! |
The mission is simple. We have recently tracked Caesar to his next legal target, the Happy Burger. You will feed Caesar using an AK47, specially rigged to shoot greasy french fries. Feed Caesar's gluttonous gut until it bursts! Please keep in mind this is all fun and games. No actual harm is intended towards Mr. Barber. I say this because I am afraid that Caesar and his army of lawyers will come after me too, if and when he sees this. |
Your score will depend on how many lawsuits you rack up, and your accuracy. Sometimes a fryboy or one of Caesar's lawyers will get in the line of fire. If you hit a fryboy you will lose five seconds off your timer. If you hit a lawyer you will gain ten seconds on your timer. Rack up as many lawsuits as you can in sixty seconds! Let the feeding begin! |
LAWSUIT TIME! |
LAWSUIT TIME! |
LETS GET SUED! |
0 |
x |
Calories |
0 |
x |
60 |
TIME |
3 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
GO! |
GO! |
Accuracy: |
x Lawsuits: |
Your Score: |
0 |
0 |
0 |
% |
TIME UP! |
God you suck! You couldn't even get one fucking subpoena! Because of you, Caesar's reign of lawsuits will never end! |
You have successfully ended Caesar's plague of frivilous and pointless lawsuits! You've saved yet another heartless fast food corporation millions of ill earned dollars! Well Done! |
Sorry, due to restrictions, the Score Submit option only available on Mobiusfactor Version. |
If you enjoyed blowing up this fat man, then you'll love the other crazy shit at |
Game by: |
Dom Price |
Mobiusfactor.com |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
Frame 1fscommand ("allowscale", "false"); fscommand ("showmenu", "false"); ifFrameLoaded (7) { gotoAndStop (3); }Frame 2gotoAndPlay (1);Frame 3Mouse.show(); Set("/:timer", 60); Set("/:calories_gained", 0); Set("/:subpoenas", 0); Set("/:fries", 0);Frame 4Set("/:original_caloriebar_pos", getProperty("/caloriebar/caloriebar2", _x)); stop(); Mouse.hide(); startDrag ("/target", true, 0, 20, 440, 180);Frame 6gotoAndStop (4);Frame 7Set("/:accuracy", int((/:actual_hits / /:fries) * 100)); if (100 < /:accuracy) { Set("/:accuracy", 100); } Set("/:final_score", /:subpoenas * /:accuracy); Mouse.show();Symbol 14 MovieClip Frame 3stop();Symbol 16 Buttonon (press) { nextFrame(); }Symbol 19 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 27 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (4); }Symbol 32 Buttonon (press) { Set("/:gunfire", "on"); tellTarget ("/gun") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; } on (release) { Set("/:gunfire", "off"); }Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 1stop(); Set("/:caesarhit", "off");Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 2Set("/:fries", Number(/:fries + 1)); if (_root.target.hitTest("/caesar")) { if (/:caesarhit eq "on") { Set("/:caloriesgained", Number(/:caloriesgained + 1)); Set("/:actual_hits", /:actual_hits + 1); setProperty("/caesar/caesar2/caesarbody", _width , Number(getProperty("/caesar/caesar2/caesarbody", _width) + 0.5)); setProperty("/caesar/caesar2/caesarbody", _height , Number(getProperty("/caesar/caesar2/caesarbody", _height) + 0.25)); setProperty("/caloriebar/caloriebar2", _x , getProperty("/caloriebar/caloriebar2", _x) + 2); if (/:caloriesgained >= 35) { tellTarget ("/caesar/caesar2/caesarhead/bite/eyeballs") { gotoAndStop (2); }; } if (/:caloriesgained >= 50) { setProperty("/caloriebar/caloriebar2", _x , /:original_caloriebar_pos); tellTarget ("/caesar/caesar2") { gotoAndPlay ("death"); }; Set("/:subpoenas", Number(/:subpoenas + 1)); Set("/:caloriesgained", 0); } } } smearnumber = Number(smearnumber + 1); newsmearname = "smear" add smearnumber; duplicateMovieClip ("/smear", "smear" add smearnumber, smearnumber); Set(("/smear" add smearnumber) add "/:thisclipname", "/smear" add smearnumber); setProperty("/smear" add smearnumber, _y , getProperty("/target", _y)); setProperty("/smear" add smearnumber, _x , getProperty("/target", _x)); tellTarget ("/smear" add smearnumber) { gotoAndPlay (2); }; _root.lawsuitflash.swapDepths("/smear" add smearnumber);Symbol 43 MovieClip Frame 4if (/:gunfire eq "on") { gotoAndPlay (2); } else { gotoAndStop (1); }Symbol 45 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 46 MovieClip Frame 1setProperty("/gun", _x , getProperty("/target", _x));Symbol 46 MovieClip Frame 2gotoAndPlay (1);Symbol 52 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 52 MovieClip Frame 2play();Symbol 52 MovieClip Frame 5if (_root.target.hitTest("/caesar")) { gotoAndStop (67); } if (_root.target.hitTest("/fryboy")) { gotoAndStop (67); }Symbol 52 MovieClip Frame 67removeMovieClip(thissmearname);Symbol 59 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 31tellTarget ("/") { gotoAndStop (5); };Symbol 81 MovieClip Frame 36stop();Symbol 84 Buttonon (press) { Set("/:gunfire", "on"); tellTarget ("/gun") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; } on (release, releaseOutside) { Set("/:gunfire", "off"); }Symbol 91 Buttonon (press) { Set("/:gunfire", "on"); Set("/:caesarhit", "on"); tellTarget ("/gun") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; } on (release, releaseOutside) { Set("/:gunfire", "off"); Set("/:caesarhit", "off"); }Symbol 95 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 95 MovieClip Frame 2stop();Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 28Set("/:ceasarhit", "off"); Set("/:gunfire", "off");Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 30stop(); tellTarget ("../../") { gotoAndPlay ("godown"); };Symbol 111 MovieClip Frame 7stop(); tellTarget ("/lawsuitflash") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; Set("/:caesarhit", "off"); Set("/:gunfire", "off");Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 11tellTarget ("../") { gotoAndPlay ("godown"); };Symbol 113 MovieClip Frame 1caesarpos = 0; Set("/:randomplace", int(random(8))); if (Number(/:randomplace) == 0) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 100); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 1) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 125); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 2) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 150); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 3) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 200); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 4) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 225); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 5) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 250); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 6) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 275); } else if (Number(/:randomplace) == 7) { setProperty("../caesar", _x , caesarpos + 300); }Symbol 113 MovieClip Frame 5stop(); tellTarget ("caesar2/caesarhead") { gotoAndPlay (1); };Symbol 116 Buttonon (press) { Set("/:gunfire", "on"); tellTarget ("/gun") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; gotoAndPlay (2); } on (release, releaseOutside) { Set("/:gunfire", "off"); }Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 119 MovieClip Frame 2Set("/:gunfire", "off"); tellTarget ("../") { gotoAndPlay ("godown2"); }; if (/:timer >= 5) { Set("/:timer", /:timer - 5); }Symbol 120 MovieClip Frame 1Set("/:randomplace2", int(random(8))); if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 0) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 100); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 1) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 125); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 2) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 150); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 3) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 200); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 4) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 225); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 5) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 250); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 6) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 275); } else if (Number(/:randomplace2) == 7) { setProperty("../fryboy", _x , 300); }Symbol 122 Buttonon (press) { Set("/:gunfire", "on"); tellTarget ("/gun") { gotoAndPlay (2); }; gotoAndPlay (2); } on (release, releaseOutside) { Set("/:gunfire", "off"); }Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 2if (90 >= /:timer) { Set("/:timer", /:timer + 10); } Set("/:gunfire", "off");Symbol 125 MovieClip Frame 6tellTarget ("../") { gotoAndPlay ("godown3"); };Symbol 126 MovieClip Frame 2Set("/:randomplace3", int(random(750))); if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 0) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 100); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 1) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 125); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 2) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 150); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 3) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 200); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 4) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 225); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 5) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 250); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 6) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 275); play(); } else if (Number(/:randomplace3) == 7) { setProperty("../lawyer", _x , 300); play(); } else { gotoAndPlay (1); }Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 12if (0 < /:timer) { Set("/:timer", /:timer - 1); } if (/:timer == 0) { tellTarget ("/") { gotoAndStop ("end"); }; }Symbol 139 Buttonon (press) { getURL ("http://www.mobiusfactor.com", "_parent", "POST"); }Symbol 141 Buttonon (press) { stopAllSounds(); gotoAndStop (3); }Symbol 145 MovieClip Frame 1stop(); if (0 < /:subpoenas) { gotoAndStop (3); } else { gotoAndStop (2); }Symbol 153 Buttonon (press) { getURL ("mailto:Dom@mobiusfactor.com", "_parent"); }Symbol 154 Buttonon (press) { getURL ("http://www.mobiusfactor.com", "_parent"); }
Library Items
Symbol 1 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 2 Font | Used by:4 8 9 11 15 17 18 22 24 26 54 55 60 61 62 69 70 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 143 144 146 148 149 150 151 | |
Symbol 3 Font | Used by:4 22 24 26 136 | |
Symbol 4 Text | Uses:2 3 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 5 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 6 Font | Used by:7 | |
Symbol 7 Text | Uses:6 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 8 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 9 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:19 |
Symbol 10 Graphic | Used by:14 16 | |
Symbol 11 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:16 |
Symbol 12 Graphic | Used by:14 16 | |
Symbol 13 Graphic | Used by:14 | |
Symbol 14 MovieClip | Uses:12 13 10 | Used by:16 |
Symbol 15 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:16 |
Symbol 16 Button | Uses:10 11 14 15 12 | Used by:19 |
Symbol 17 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:19 |
Symbol 18 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:19 |
Symbol 19 MovieClip | Uses:9 16 17 18 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 20 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 21 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 22 Text | Uses:2 3 | Used by:27 |
Symbol 23 Graphic | Used by:27 | |
Symbol 24 Text | Uses:2 3 | Used by:27 |
Symbol 25 Graphic | Used by:27 153 154 | |
Symbol 26 Text | Uses:2 3 | Used by:27 |
Symbol 27 Button | Uses:22 23 24 25 26 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 28 Bitmap | Used by:30 | |
Symbol 29 Bitmap | Used by:30 | |
Symbol 30 Graphic | Uses:28 29 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 31 Graphic | Used by:32 | |
Symbol 32 Button | Uses:31 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 33 Bitmap | Used by:34 | |
Symbol 34 Graphic | Uses:33 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 35 Graphic | Used by:43 | |
Symbol 36 Graphic | Used by:43 | |
Symbol 37 Graphic | Used by:40 | |
Symbol 38 Graphic | Used by:40 | |
Symbol 39 Graphic | Used by:40 | |
Symbol 40 MovieClip | Uses:37 38 39 | Used by:43 |
Symbol 41 Sound | Used by:43 | |
Symbol 42 Graphic | Used by:43 | |
Symbol 43 MovieClip | Uses:35 36 40 41 42 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 44 Graphic | Used by:45 | |
Symbol 45 MovieClip | Uses:44 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 46 MovieClip | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 47 Graphic | Used by:52 | |
Symbol 48 ShapeTweening | Used by:52 | |
Symbol 49 Graphic | Used by:52 | |
Symbol 50 Graphic | Used by:52 | |
Symbol 51 Graphic | Used by:52 | |
Symbol 52 MovieClip | Uses:47 48 49 50 51 | Used by:112 Timeline |
Symbol 53 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 54 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 55 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 56 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 57 Graphic | Used by:59 | |
Symbol 58 Sound | Used by:59 | |
Symbol 59 MovieClip | Uses:57 58 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 60 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 61 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 62 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 63 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 64 Graphic | Used by:68 | |
Symbol 65 Graphic | Used by:66 | |
Symbol 66 MovieClip | Uses:65 | Used by:68 |
Symbol 67 Graphic | Used by:68 | |
Symbol 68 MovieClip | Uses:64 66 67 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 69 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 70 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 71 Font | Used by:72 73 75 76 77 78 79 80 | |
Symbol 72 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 73 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 74 Sound | Used by:81 | |
Symbol 75 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 76 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 77 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 78 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 79 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 80 Text | Uses:71 | Used by:81 |
Symbol 81 MovieClip | Uses:72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 82 Sound | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 83 Graphic | Used by:84 91 116 122 | |
Symbol 84 Button | Uses:83 | Used by:112 |
Symbol 85 Graphic | Used by:112 | |
Symbol 86 Graphic | Used by:87 | |
Symbol 87 MovieClip | Uses:86 | Used by:112 |
Symbol 88 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 89 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 90 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 91 Button | Uses:83 | Used by:102 |
Symbol 92 Sound | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 93 Graphic | Used by:98 | |
Symbol 94 Graphic | Used by:95 | |
Symbol 95 MovieClip | Uses:94 | Used by:98 |
Symbol 96 Graphic | Used by:98 | |
Symbol 97 Graphic | Used by:98 | |
Symbol 98 MovieClip | Uses:93 95 96 97 | Used by:102 |
Symbol 99 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 100 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 101 Graphic | Used by:102 | |
Symbol 102 MovieClip | Uses:88 89 90 91 92 98 99 100 101 | Used by:112 |
Symbol 103 Graphic | Used by:111 | |
Symbol 104 Graphic | Used by:111 112 119 125 | |
Symbol 105 Sound | Used by:111 119 125 | |
Symbol 106 Graphic | Used by:111 112 119 125 | |
Symbol 107 Graphic | Used by:111 | |
Symbol 108 Graphic | Used by:111 112 119 125 | |
Symbol 109 Graphic | Used by:111 112 119 125 | |
Symbol 110 Graphic | Used by:111 112 119 125 | |
Symbol 111 MovieClip | Uses:103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 | Used by:112 |
Symbol 112 MovieClip | Uses:52 84 85 87 102 111 104 106 108 109 110 | Used by:113 |
Symbol 113 MovieClip | Uses:112 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 114 Graphic | Used by:115 | |
Symbol 115 MovieClip | Uses:114 | Used by:119 |
Symbol 116 Button | Uses:83 | Used by:119 |
Symbol 117 Graphic | Used by:119 | |
Symbol 118 Graphic | Used by:119 | |
Symbol 119 MovieClip | Uses:115 116 104 105 117 106 118 108 109 110 | Used by:120 |
Symbol 120 MovieClip | Uses:119 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 121 Graphic | Used by:125 | |
Symbol 122 Button | Uses:83 | Used by:125 |
Symbol 123 Graphic | Used by:125 | |
Symbol 124 Graphic | Used by:125 | |
Symbol 125 MovieClip | Uses:121 122 123 104 105 106 124 108 109 110 | Used by:126 |
Symbol 126 MovieClip | Uses:125 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 127 MovieClip | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 128 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 129 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 130 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 131 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 132 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 133 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 134 EditableText | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 135 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 136 Text | Uses:3 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 137 Graphic | Used by:139 141 | |
Symbol 138 Graphic | Used by:139 141 | |
Symbol 139 Button | Uses:137 138 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 140 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 141 Button | Uses:137 138 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 142 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 143 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:145 |
Symbol 144 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:145 |
Symbol 145 MovieClip | Uses:143 144 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 146 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 147 Graphic | Used by:Timeline | |
Symbol 148 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 149 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 150 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 151 Text | Uses:2 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 152 Graphic | Used by:153 154 | |
Symbol 153 Button | Uses:152 25 | Used by:Timeline |
Symbol 154 Button | Uses:152 25 | Used by:Timeline |
Instance Names
"gun" | Frame 4 | Symbol 43 MovieClip |
"target" | Frame 4 | Symbol 45 MovieClip |
"smear" | Frame 4 | Symbol 52 MovieClip |
"lawsuitflash" | Frame 4 | Symbol 59 MovieClip |
"caloriebar" | Frame 4 | Symbol 68 MovieClip |
"caesar" | Frame 5 | Symbol 113 MovieClip |
"fryboy" | Frame 5 | Symbol 120 MovieClip |
"lawyer" | Frame 5 | Symbol 126 MovieClip |
"caloriebar2" | Symbol 68 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 66 MovieClip |
"eyeballs" | Symbol 98 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 95 MovieClip |
"bite" | Symbol 102 MovieClip Frame 4 | Symbol 98 MovieClip |
"smear" | Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 52 MovieClip |
"caesarbody" | Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 87 MovieClip |
"caesarhead" | Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 102 MovieClip |
"caesar2" | Symbol 113 MovieClip Frame 1 | Symbol 112 MovieClip |
Special Tags
Protect (24) | Timeline Frame 1 | 0 bytes "" |
Labels
"start" | Frame 3 |
"end" | Frame 7 |
"death" | Symbol 112 MovieClip Frame 2 |
"godown2" | Symbol 120 MovieClip Frame 24 |
"godown3" | Symbol 126 MovieClip Frame 12 |
Dynamic Text Variables
/:subpoenas | Symbol 54 EditableText | "0" |
/:fries | Symbol 61 EditableText | "0" |
/:timer | Symbol 69 EditableText | "60" |
/:accuracy | Symbol 132 EditableText | "0" |
/:subpoenas | Symbol 133 EditableText | "0" |
/:final_score | Symbol 134 EditableText | "0" |
|