Frame 1
	fscommand ("allowscale", "false");
	standalone = 0;
	asppath = "http://www.chridmeister.co.uk/hiscores/";
	connected = 0;
	version = "2.01";
Frame 2
	ifFrameLoaded (71) {
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
Frame 3
	setProperty("/nog", _rotation , Number(getProperty("/nog", _rotation)) + 1);
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Frame 19
	stop();
Frame 26
	gotoAndPlay (8);
Frame 43
	function spawnArse(idnum) {
		arsename = "arse" + idnum;
		arsetype = eval ("/arsestats:type" + idnum);
		arsetypename = "arse_type_" + arsetype;
		_root.attachMovie(arsetypename, arsename, arseBaseLevel + arseCount);
		newarse = eval ("_root." + arsename);
		newarse.id = idnum;
		newarse.name = eval ("_root.arsestats.name" + idnum);
		newarse.performance = eval ("/arsestats:performance" + idnum);
		newarse.going = eval ("/arsestats:going" + idnum);
		newarse.fitness = (Math.random() * 5) + 1;
		odds_tmp = (Math.random() * 10) - newarse.performance;
		if (odds_tmp < 2) {
			odds_tmp = 1;
		}
		newarse.odds = Math.round(odds_tmp);
		newarse.whipboost = 0;
		newarse.index = arseCount;
		arseCount++;
		return(newarse);
	}
	function initArses() {
		var i;
		var wipe = false;
		if (0 < arseCount) {
			wipe = true;
		}
		arseCount = 0;
		i = 0;
		while (i < numarseracers) {
			if (wipe) {
				arses[i].removeMovieClip();
			}
			arseid = arseid + (((Math.random() * arsedatamax) / numarseracers) + 1);
			arseid = Math.floor(arseid);
			arseid = arseid % (arsedatamax + 1);
			if (arseid < 1) {
				arseid = 1;
			}
			arses[i] = spawnArse(arseid);
			marker = eval ("asm" + (i + 1));
			arses[i]._x = marker._x;
			arses[i]._y = marker._y;
			with (arses[i]) {
				_xscale = 60;
				_yscale = 60;
				_visible = true;
				tater._visible = false;
				knacked._visible = false;
				boost._visible = false;
				gotoAndStop(1);
			}
			i++;
		}
	}
	numarsetypes = 5;
	arsedatamax = 20;
	numarseracers = 5;
	moneypile = 500;
	stake = 50;
	numdrugs = 5;
	drugboost = 100;
	numwhips = 5;
	whipboost = 100;
	whipboostfactor = 1.5;
	whipendcost = 150;
	racenum = 1;
	numraces = 5;
	name_winner = "";
	going1 = "soft";
	going2 = "soft to good";
	going3 = "good";
	going4 = "good to firm";
	going5 = "firm";
	arseBaseLevel = 20;
	arseCount = 0;
	arses = new Array(numarseracers);
	arseid = Math.floor(getTimer());

	fscommand ("allowscale", "false");
Frame 44
	winnings = 0;
	gameover = false;
	if (1 < racenum) {
		name_winner = arses[winner - 1].name;
		if (arsebacked == winner) {
			playerwon = true;
			winnings = Number(stake) + (Number(stake) * Number(arses[winner - 1].odds));
			moneypile = Number(moneypile) + Number(winnings);
		} else {
			playerwon = false;
		}
		if (Number(numraces) < Number(racenum)) {
			gameover = true;
		}
		if (Number(moneypile) < 1) {
			gameover = true;
		}
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (46);
	}
Frame 45
	stop();
	if (playerwon) {
		setProperty("/won", _visible , 1);
		setProperty("/lost", _visible , 0);
	} else {
		setProperty("/won", _visible , 0);
		setProperty("/lost", _visible , 1);
	}
Frame 46
	arsebacked = 0;
	goingnow = Number(random(5)) + 1;
	goingtext = eval ("going" add goingnow);
Frame 53
	_root.attachMovie("paddock", "paddockinst", (arseBaseLevel + numarseracers) + 1);
	with (paddockinst) {
		_x = 279;
		_y = 207;
	}
	inFrontEnd = true;
	initArses();
	i = 0;
	while (i < numarseracers) {
		oldindex = i + 1;
		frame = arses[i].performance + 3;
		clip = eval ("_root.perf" + oldindex);
		clip.gotoAndStop(frame);
		frame = arses[i].going;
		clip = eval ("_root.goingblob" + oldindex);
		clip.gotoAndStop(frame);
		frame = Math.floor(arses[i].fitness);
		clip = eval ("_root.fitness" + oldindex);
		clip.gotoAndStop(frame);
		Set("odds" + oldindex, arses[i].odds + ":1");
		Set("name_arse" + oldindex, arses[i].name);
		i++;
	}
	stop();
Frame 55
	arsebacked = /bettinbuttons:betbut;
	stake = Math.floor(stake);
	if (isNaN(stake)) {
		stake = 0;
		gotoAndStop (65);
	}
	if (Number(stake) < 1) {
		gotoAndStop (59);
	}
	if (Number(moneypile) < Number(stake)) {
		gotoAndStop (61);
	}
	if (Number(arsebacked) < 1) {
		gotoAndStop (63);
	}
Frame 56
	stopAllSounds();
	i = 1;
	while (5 >= Number(i)) {
		removeMovieClip("/arsebank/arse" add i);
		i = Number(i) + 1;
	}
	racenum = Number(racenum) + 1;
	moneypile = moneypile - stake;
	ifFrameLoaded (134) {
		gotoAndPlay (93);
	}
Frame 57
	stopAllSounds();
	gotoAndPlay (86);
Frame 60
	gotoAndStop (54);
Frame 62
	gotoAndStop (54);
Frame 64
	gotoAndStop (54);
Frame 66
	gotoAndStop (54);
Frame 68
	gotoAndStop (54);
Frame 86
	fscommand ("allowscale", "false");
Frame 87
	ifFrameLoaded (134) {
		gotoAndPlay (93);
	}
Frame 88
	setProperty("/nog", _rotation , Number(getProperty("/nog", _rotation)) + 1);
	gotoAndPlay (87);
Frame 93
	function docalc(arseindex) {
		arse = arses[arseindex];
		arse.boost._visible = false;
		step = arse.randstep;
		performance = arse.performance;
		goingfactor = arse.going - _root.goingnow;
		if (0 < Number(goingfactor)) {
			goingfactor = goingfactor * -1;
		}
		pfactor = performance + (goingfactor / 2);
		step = step + (((step * 20) * pfactor) / 100);
		if (step < 0) {
			step = 0;
		}
		end = arse.endurance;
		if (0 < end) {
			arse.endurance = end - step;
			arse.knacked._visible = false;
		} else {
			arse.endurance = 0;
			step = step * 0.5;
			arse.knacked._visible = true;
		}
		boost = arse.whipboost;
		if (0 < boost) {
			step = step * _root.whipboostfactor;
			arse.whipboost = boost - step;
			arse.boost._visible = true;
		} else {
			arse.whipboost = 0;
			arse.boost._visible = false;
		}
		result = step;
		return(result);
	}

	fscommand ("allowscale", "false");
	inFrontEnd = false;
	ptime = getTimer();
	startx = getProperty("/start1", _x);
	i = 0;
	while (i < 5) {
		aindex = i + 1;
		arses[i].gotoAndStop(1);
		arses[i]._x = startx;
		startmarker = eval ("start" + aindex);
		arses[i]._y = startmarker._y;
		arses[i].my_x = startx;
		arses[i].my_number = aindex;
		arses[i].endurance = Math.round(((Math.random() * arses[i].fitness) / 5) * 500) + (((4 - arses[i].performance) + 2) * 100);
		arses[i].whipboost = 0;
		arses[i].showmarker = ((aindex == arsebacked) ? 1 : 0);
		arses[i]._xscale = 42.9;
		arses[i]._yscale = 42.9;
		arses[i].knacked._visible = false;
		i++;
	}
	winner = 0;
	trackstartx = startx;
	setProperty("/the_track", _x , trackstartx);
	tellTarget ("/commentator") {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
	is_speaking = 0;
	is_speaking = 1;
	saywhat1 = "welcome" add (racenum - 1);
	saycount = "1";
	tellTarget ("/commentator") {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	};
	tellTarget ("/starterman") {
		gotoAndStop (1);
	};
	scrollspeed = 1;
	quality = _highquality;
Frame 94
	play();
Frame 96
	if (Number(is_speaking) == 1) {
		gotoAndPlay (94);
	} else {
		play();
	}
Frame 102
	tellTarget ("/starterman") {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	};
	_quality  = "MEDIUM";
Frame 123
	randomiser = random(getTimer());
	i = 0;
	while (i < 5) {
		with (arses[i]) {
			_x = startx;
			my_x = startx;
			gotoAndPlay("resetpos");
		}
		i++;
	}
	is_speaking = 1;
	saywhat1 = "start";
	saycount = "1";
	tellTarget ("/commentator") {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	};
	setProperty("/the_track", _x , trackstartx);
	trackoffset = 0;
	commentTimer = 0;
Frame 127
	play();
	bigx = 0;
	smallx = 1000000 /* 0x0F4240 */;
	i = 1;
	while (5 >= Number(i)) {
		arsex = arses[i - 1].my_x;
		if (Number(arsex) >= Number(Number(getProperty("/the_track/finish", _x)) + Number(trackstartx))) {
			winner = i;
			gotoAndPlay (131);
		}
		if (Number(bigx) < Number(arsex)) {
			bigx = arsex;
			raceleader = i;
		}
		if (Number(arsex) < Number(smallx)) {
			smallx = arsex;
			raceloser = i;
		}
		i = Number(i) + 1;
	}
	scrollspeed = (Number(bigx) + Number(trackoffset)) / 150;
	trackoffset = trackoffset - scrollspeed;
	setProperty("/the_track", _x , Number(trackstartx) + Number(trackoffset));
	i = 1;
	while (5 >= Number(i)) {
		arses[i - 1]._x = arses[i - 1].my_x + trackoffset;
		i = Number(i) + 1;
	}
	commentTimer = commentTimer - (getTimer() - ptime);
	ptime = getTimer();
	if ((Number(is_speaking) == 0) && (commentTimer < 0)) {
		commentTimer = 2000 + (Math.random() * 3000);
		if (Number(bigx - smallx) < 100) {
			if (200 < Number(bigx)) {
				is_speaking = 1;
				saywhat1 = "neckandneck";
				saycount = "1";
				tellTarget ("commentator") {
					gotoAndPlay (1);
				};
			}
		} else if (Number(random(100)) < 70) {
			is_speaking = 1;
			saywhat1 = "arse" + arses[raceleader - 1].id;
			saywhat2 = "inthelead";
			saycount = "2";
			tellTarget ("commentator") {
				gotoAndPlay (1);
			};
		} else {
			is_speaking = 1;
			saywhat1 = "arse" + arses[raceloser - 1].id;
			saywhat2 = "fallingbehind";
			saycount = "2";
			tellTarget ("commentator") {
				gotoAndPlay (1);
			};
		}
	}
Frame 128
	gotoAndPlay (127);
Frame 131
	_highquality  = quality;
	said_winner = "0";
	arses[winner - 1]._x = arses[winner - 1]._x + 30;
	i = 0;
	while (i < numarseracers) {
		arses[i].gotoAndStop(1);
		i++;
	}
	name_winner = arses[winner - 1].name;
	arsealpha = 100;
	_quality  = "HIGH";
Frame 132
	if ((Number(is_speaking) == 0) and (Number(said_winner) == 0)) {
		is_speaking = 1;
		said_winner = 1;
		saywhat1 = "arse" + arses[winner - 1].id;
		saywhat2 = "winner";
		saycount = "2";
		tellTarget ("commentator") {
			gotoAndPlay (1);
		};
	}
	i = 0;
	while (i < numarseracers) {
		arses[i]._alpha = arsealpha;
		i++;
	}
	arsealpha = arsealpha - 2;
	if (arsealpha < 0) {
		arsealpha = 0;
	}
Frame 133
	gotoAndPlay (132);
Frame 149
	if (Number(moneypile) < 500) {
		rating = "Mug Punter";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 1000) {
		rating = "Lucky Guesser";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 2000) {
		rating = "Punter";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 5000) {
		rating = "Skilled Punter";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 10000) {
		rating = "Geezer";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 20000) {
		rating = "Drinks All Round";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 30000) {
		rating = "In The Know";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 50000) {
		rating = "Dodgy Geezer";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 100000) {
		rating = "Legitimate Businessman";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 200000) {
		rating = "Mister Big";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 500000) {
		rating = "Fictional Secret Agent";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 1000000) {
		rating = "Almost A Millionaire";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 2000000) {
		rating = "Serious Player";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 4000000) {
		rating = "Stable Owner";
	} else if (Number(moneypile) < 10000000) {
		rating = "Ridiculously Lucky";
	} else {
		rating = "Lord of Arse Racing";
	}

	stopAllSounds();
	i = 0;
	while (i < numarseracers) {
		arses[i].removeMovieClip();
		i++;
	}
Frame 153
	stop();
Frame 154
	if (Number(moneypile) < 500) {
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
Frame 155
	stop();
Frame 177
	stop();
Frame 212
	fscommand ("allowscale", "false");
	arsedatamax = 20;
	numarseracers = "5";
	rand = 0;
	i = 1;
	while (Number(numarseracers) >= Number(i)) {
		rand = Number(rand) + Number(random((arsedatamax / 2) - 1));
		if (Number(arsedatamax) < Number(rand)) {
			rand = rand - arsedatamax;
		}
		fname = ("arse" add rand) add ".txt";
		name = "x";
		loadVariablesNum (fname, 0);
		while (Number(name) == Number("x")) {
		}
		Set("name_arse" add i, name);
		newarse = "arse" add i;
		duplicateMovieClip ("/arse_type" add type, newarse, i);
		newarse = "/" add newarse;
		setProperty(newarse, _x , getProperty("asm" add i, _x));
		setProperty(newarse, _y , getProperty("asm" add i, _y));
		tellTarget (newarse) {
			gotoAndStop (1);
		};
		i = Number(i) + 1;
	}
Frame 213
	Set("randcheck" add i, rand);
	randok = 0;
	while (Number(randok) == 0) {
		randchanged = 0;
		checkloop = 1;
		while (Number(i) >= Number(checkloop)) {
			if (Number(checkloop) != Number(i)) {
				if (eval ("randcheck" add checkloop) == rand) {
					rand = "rand+1";
					randchanged = 1;
				}
			}
			Set(checkloop, Number(checkloop) + 1);
		}
		if (Number(randchanged) == 0) {
			randok = 1;
		}
		randok = 1;
	}
Frame 214
	frame = int(eval ("fitness_arse" add i));
	Set(("/fitness" add i) add ":frame", frame);
	tellTarget ("/fitness" add i) {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	};
Frame 221
	if (Number(is_speaking) == 0) {
		if (Number(bigx - smallx) < 100) {
			if (200 < Number(bigx)) {
				is_speaking = 1;
				saywhat1 = "neckandneck";
				saycount = "1";
				tellTarget ("commentator") {
					gotoAndPlay (1);
				};
			}
		} else if (Number(random(100)) < 70) {
			is_speaking = 1;
			saywhat1 = "arse" add raceleader;
			saywhat2 = "inthelead";
			saycount = "2";
			tellTarget ("commentator") {
				gotoAndPlay (1);
			};
		} else {
			is_speaking = 1;
			saywhat1 = "arse" add raceloser;
			saywhat2 = "fallingbehind";
			saycount = "2";
			tellTarget ("commentator") {
				gotoAndPlay (1);
			};
		}
	}
Frame 231
	is_speaking = 1;
	saywhat1 = "start";
	saycount = "1";
	tellTarget ("commentator") {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	};
Frame 243
	tellTarget ("commentator") {
		gotoAndPlay (1);
	};
Frame 253
	fname = ("arse" add rand) add ".txt";
	Set("/datathing:name", "x");
	loadVariables (fname, "/datathing");
Symbol 7 MovieClip Frame 5
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 1
	my_x = _x;
	setProperty("tater", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("knacked", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("boost", _visible , 0);
	if (showmarker) {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 1);
	} else {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 0);
	}
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 3
	if (Number(random(100)) < 90) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 6
	if (Number(random(100)) < 20) {
		my_gas = "/gas" add my_number;
		setProperty(my_gas, _x , _x);
		setProperty(my_gas, _y , _y);
		tellTarget (my_gas) {
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		};
	}
	farted = 0;
	if (Number(random(100)) < 4) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 30)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (9);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 50)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	}
	if (Number(farted) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (11);
	}
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 9
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 10
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 12
	randstep = 30 + Number(random(10));
	randstep = _root.docalc(index);
	my_x = Number(my_x) + Number(randstep);
	_x  = (Number(my_x) + Number(/:trackoffset));
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 14
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 18 MovieClip [arse_type_2] Frame 21
	_x  = my_x;
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 26 MovieClip Frame 5
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 1
	my_x = _x;
	setProperty("tater", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("knacked", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("boost", _visible , 0);
	if (showmarker) {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 1);
	} else {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 0);
	}
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 3
	if (Number(random(100)) < 60) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 5
	if (Number(random(100)) < 20) {
		my_gas = "/gas" add my_number;
		setProperty(my_gas, _x , _x);
		setProperty(my_gas, _y , _y);
		tellTarget (my_gas) {
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		};
	}
	farted = 0;
	if (Number(random(100)) < 4) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (7);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 30)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 50)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (9);
	}
	if (Number(farted) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	}
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 6
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 9
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 11
	randstep = random(30);
	randstep = _root.docalc(index);
	my_x = Number(my_x) + Number(randstep);
	_x  = (Number(my_x) + Number(/:trackoffset));
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 13
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 31 MovieClip [arse_type_1] Frame 20
	_x  = my_x;
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 1
	my_x = _x;
	setProperty("tater", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("knacked", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("boost", _visible , 0);
	if (showmarker) {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 1);
	} else {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 0);
	}
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 3
	if (Number(random(100)) < 15) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 4
	if (Number(random(100)) < 10) {
		my_gas = "/gas" add my_number;
		setProperty(my_gas, _x , _x);
		setProperty(my_gas, _y , _y);
		tellTarget (my_gas) {
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		};
	}
	farted = 0;
	if (Number(random(100)) < 4) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (6);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 30)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (7);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 50)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
	if (Number(farted) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (9);
	}
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 5
	gotoAndPlay (9);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 6
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 11
	randstep = random(17);
	randstep = _root.docalc(index);
	my_x = Number(my_x) + Number(randstep);
	_x  = (Number(my_x) + Number(/:trackoffset));
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 37 MovieClip [arse_type_4] Frame 18
	_x  = my_x;
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 1
	my_x = _x;
	setProperty("tater", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("knacked", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("boost", _visible , 0);
	if (showmarker) {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 1);
	} else {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 0);
	}
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 3
	if (Number(random(100)) < 60) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 5
	if (Number(random(100)) < 20) {
		my_gas = "/gas" add my_number;
		setProperty(my_gas, _x , _x);
		setProperty(my_gas, _y , _y);
		tellTarget (my_gas) {
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		};
	}
	farted = 0;
	if (Number(random(100)) < 4) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (7);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 30)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 50)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (9);
	}
	if (Number(farted) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	}
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 6
	gotoAndPlay (10);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 9
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 11
	randstep = random(30);
	randstep = _root.docalc(index);
	my_x = Number(my_x) + Number(randstep);
	_x  = (Number(my_x) + Number(/:trackoffset));
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 13
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 39 MovieClip [arse_type_3] Frame 20
	_x  = my_x;
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 1
	my_x = _x;
	setProperty("tater", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("knacked", _visible , 0);
	setProperty("boost", _visible , 0);
	if (showmarker) {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 1);
	} else {
		setProperty("marker", _visible , 0);
	}
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 3
	if (Number(random(100)) < 60) {
		gotoAndPlay (2);
	}
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 6
	if (Number(random(100)) < 20) {
		my_gas = "/gas" add my_number;
		setProperty(my_gas, _x , _x);
		setProperty(my_gas, _y , _y);
		tellTarget (my_gas) {
			gotoAndPlay (2);
		};
	}
	farted = 0;
	if (Number(random(100)) < 4) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 30)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (9);
	}
	if ((Number(farted) == 0) and (Number(random(100)) < 50)) {
		farted = 1;
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	}
	if (Number(farted) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (11);
	}
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (11);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 8
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 9
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 10
	gotoAndPlay (12);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 13
	randstep = random(30);
	randstep = _root.docalc(index);
	my_x = Number(my_x) + Number(randstep);
	_x  = (Number(my_x) + Number(/:trackoffset));
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 41 MovieClip [arse_type_5] Frame 20
	_x  = my_x;
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 46 MovieClip [paddock] Frame 31
	this.removeMovieClip();
	stop();
Symbol 55 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk", "_blank");
}
Symbol 57 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.chridmeister.co.uk", "_blank");
}
Symbol 63 MovieClip Frame 30
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 68 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (21);
}
Symbol 70 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (43);
}
Symbol 71 Button
on (release) {
	getURL ("http://www.chridmeister.co.uk/arserace/top100.php", "_blank");
}
Symbol 76 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (5);
}
Symbol 77 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (3);
}
Symbol 80 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (434);
}
Symbol 83 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (2);
}
Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 1
 
Symbol 127 MovieClip Frame 5
	stop();
Symbol 132 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1);
}
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (/:standalone and (!/:connected)) {
		gotoAndStop (2);
	} else {
		gotoAndPlay (5);
	}
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 5
	numscores = 10;
	Set("/:connected", 0);
	timeout = 480;
	datacheck = 0;
	response = "---";
	error = "";
	action = 1;
	game = "arserace";
	datemode = 1;
	this.loadVariables(/:asppath + "hsserver.php", "POST");
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 10
	if (Number(timeout) < 0) {
		gotoAndStop (434);
	}
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 18
	timeout = timeout - 1;
	if (datacheck == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (10);
	} else {
		Set("/:lowestscore", eval ("score" add numscores));
		Set("/:connected", 1);
	}
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 19
	scoresetup = false;
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 28
	if (!scoresetup) {
		scoresetup = true;
		i = 0;
		while (i < numscores) {
			? , eval ("name_" + i));
			? , eval ("score_" + i));
			i++;
		}
	}
Symbol 137 MovieClip Frame 314
	gotoAndPlay (28);
Symbol 152 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 152 MovieClip Frame 19
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 155 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (2);
}
Symbol 156 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (3);
}
Symbol 157 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (4);
}
Symbol 158 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (8);
}
Symbol 159 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (10);
}
Symbol 160 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (11);
}
Symbol 161 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (12);
}
Symbol 163 Button
on (release) {
	nextFrame();
}
Symbol 168 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (1);
}
Symbol 169 Button
on (release) {
	prevFrame();
}
Symbol 208 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 213 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 217 MovieClip Frame 1
	name1 = "Lil Guffer";
	type1 = 1;
	performance1 = -1;
	going1 = 1;
	name2 = "Red Bum";
	type2 = 2;
	performance2 = 2;
	going2 = 2;
	name3 = "Lady Bumps";
	type3 = 3;
	performance3 = -2;
	going3 = 2;
	name4 = "Arse de Triomphe";
	type4 = 4;
	performance4 = 1;
	going4 = 5;
	name5 = "Mister Botty";
	type5 = 5;
	performance5 = 0;
	going5 = 5;
	name6 = "Trouser Cough";
	type6 = 1;
	performance6 = -2;
	going6 = 1;
	name7 = "Cheeky Boy";
	type7 = 2;
	performance7 = -1;
	going7 = 2;
	name8 = "Derriere";
	type8 = 3;
	performance8 = 0;
	going8 = 3;
	name9 = "Black Beauty";
	type9 = 4;
	performance9 = 2;
	going9 = 4;
	name10 = "Gruntfuttock";
	type10 = 5;
	performance10 = 1;
	going10 = 4;
	name11 = "The Bottom";
	type11 = 1;
	performance11 = -1;
	going11 = 2;
	name12 = "Big Wobbler";
	type12 = 2;
	performance12 = 0;
	going12 = 2;
	name13 = "Fancy Pants";
	type13 = 3;
	performance13 = 2;
	going13 = 3;
	name14 = "Foxy Brown";
	type14 = 4;
	performance14 = 1;
	going14 = 4;
	name15 = "Arse Chance";
	type15 = 5;
	performance15 = -2;
	going15 = 5;
	name16 = "Desert Arse";
	type16 = 1;
	performance16 = 2;
	going16 = 1;
	name17 = "Grab Hold";
	type17 = 2;
	performance17 = 0;
	going17 = 2;
	name18 = "Windy Sister";
	type18 = 3;
	performance18 = -2;
	going18 = 3;
	name19 = "Farting Maid";
	type19 = 4;
	performance19 = -1;
	going19 = 4;
	name20 = "Brown Thunder";
	type20 = 5;
	performance20 = 1;
	going20 = 4;
Symbol 217 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 219 MovieClip Frame 2
	stop();
Symbol 252 Button
on (release) {
	if (gameover) {
		gotoAndPlay (149);
	} else {
		play();
	}
}
Symbol 259 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop(frame);
Symbol 261 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop(frame);
Symbol 261 MovieClip Frame 6
	gotoAndStop(frame);
Symbol 268 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop(frame);
Symbol 268 MovieClip Frame 6
	gotoAndStop(frame);
Symbol 273 Button
on (release) {
	betbut = 5;
	gotoAndStop (5);
}
Symbol 274 Button
on (release) {
	betbut = 4;
	gotoAndStop (4);
}
Symbol 275 Button
on (release) {
	betbut = 3;
	gotoAndStop (3);
}
Symbol 276 Button
on (release) {
	betbut = 2;
	gotoAndStop (2);
}
Symbol 277 Button
on (release) {
	betbut = 1;
	gotoAndStop (1);
}
Symbol 279 MovieClip Frame 6
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 294 Button
on (press) {
	play();
}
Symbol 303 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndStop (67);
}
Symbol 306 MovieClip Frame 7
	gotoAndPlay (1);
Symbol 312 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 319 Button
on (release) {
	stopAllSounds();
	gotoAndPlay (8);
}
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1
	sayindex = 1;
	saycount = /:saycount;
	i = saycount;
	while (0 < Number(i)) {
		Set("saywhat" add i, eval ("/:saywhat" add i));
		i = i - 1;
	}
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 2
	if (0 >= Number(saycount)) {
		Set("/:is_speaking", 0);
		gotoAndStop (3);
	} else {
		saycount = saycount - 1;
		golabel = "say_" add eval ("saywhat" add sayindex);
		sayindex = Number(sayindex) + 1;
		gotoAndPlay(golabel);
	}
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 20
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 36
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 51
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 67
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 85
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 102
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 117
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 131
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 146
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 162
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 176
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 187
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 201
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 220
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 237
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 253
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 269
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 285
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 301
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 320
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 324
	gotoAndPlay("lead" add (random(10) + 1));
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 380
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 417
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 443
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 477
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 542
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 559
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 602
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 632
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 677
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 743
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 748
	gotoAndPlay("behind" add (random(10) + 1));
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 812
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 882
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 922
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 953
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 988
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1023
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1064
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1090
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1147
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1203
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1251
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1253
	gotoAndPlay("neck" add (random(7) + 1));
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1287
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1363
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1399
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1431
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1450
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1524
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1564
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1598
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1681
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1774
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1853
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 1933
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 377 MovieClip Frame 2033
	gotoAndPlay (2);
Symbol 394 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 394 MovieClip Frame 16
	gotoAndStop (2);
Symbol 394 MovieClip Frame 23
	gotoAndStop (2);
Symbol 404 MovieClip Frame 37
	stop();
Symbol 413 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 413 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 415 Button
on (release) {
	boostarse = _root.arses[_root.arsebacked - 1];
	boostarse.endurance = boostarse.endurance + _root.drugboost;
	drugsound.play();
	my_gas = "/gas" add /:arsebacked;
	my_gas._x = boostarse._x;
	my_gas._y = boostarse._y;
	my_gas.gotoAndPlay("zapfx");
	_root.numdrugs--;
	gotoAndStop(_root.numdrugs + 1);
}
Symbol 417 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop(Number(/:numdrugs) + 1);
Symbol 419 MovieClip Frame 1
	stop();
Symbol 419 MovieClip Frame 2
	gotoAndStop (1);
Symbol 420 Button
on (release) {
	thisarse = _root.arses[_root.arsebacked - 1];
	thisarse.endurance = thisarse.endurance - _root.whipendcost;
	thisarse.whipboost = thisarse.whipboost + _root.whipboost;
	whipsound.play();
	my_gas = eval ("_root.gas" + _root.arsebacked);
	my_gas._x = thisarse._x;
	my_gas._y = thisarse._y;
	my_gas.gotoAndPlay("zapfx");
	_root.numwhips--;
	gotoAndStop(_root.numwhips + 1);
}
Symbol 422 MovieClip Frame 1
	gotoAndStop(Number(/:numwhips) + 1);
Symbol 426 Button
on (press) {
	stopAllSounds();
	i = 0;
	while (i < numarseracers) {
		arses[i]._visible = false;
		i++;
	}
	gotoAndPlay (44);
}
Symbol 430 Button
on (release) {
	if (standalone and (!connected)) {
		gotoAndPlay (8);
	} else {
		play();
	}
}
Symbol 432 Button
on (release) {
	play();
}
Symbol 433 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (8);
}
Symbol 448 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (1);
}
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 1
	if (/:standalone and (!/:connected)) {
		gotoAndStop (17);
	}
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 2
	newname = /:playername;
	newscore = /:moneypile;
	version = /:version;
	Set("/:connected", 0);
	timeout = 480;
	datacheck = 0;
	action = 0;
	game = "arserace";
	playername = _root.playername;
	score = _root.moneypile;
	this.loadVariables(/:asppath + "hsserver.php", "POST");
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 7
	if (Number(timeout) < 0) {
		gotoAndStop (17);
	}
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 8
	timeout = timeout - 1;
	if (Number(datacheck) == 0) {
		gotoAndPlay (7);
	} else {
		Set("/:connected", 1);
	}
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 9
	if (0 < Number(rank)) {
		gotoAndStop (12);
	}
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 10
	stop();
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 12
	stop();
Symbol 450 MovieClip Frame 17
	stop();
Symbol 451 Button
on (release) {
	gotoAndPlay (8);
}