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NO-GOD.COM

Presents

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

heretical fun for the whole family!

200 KB

Continuing the tradition of
"Tickle-me Elmo"

Continuing the tradition of
"Tickle-me Elmo"

Continuing the tradition of
"Tickle-me Elmo"

Continuing the tradition of
"Tickle-me Elmo"

Continuing the tradition of
"Tickle-me Elmo"

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"Beep-me Jesus"

"Beep-me Jesus"

"Beep-me Jesus"

"Beep-me Jesus"

"Beep-me Jesus"

no-god.com is proud to present

no-god.com is proud to present

no-god.com is proud to present

no-god.com is proud to present

no-god.com is proud to present

another exciting toy
for your Christian child

another exciting toy
for your Christian child

another exciting toy
for your Christian child

another exciting toy
for your Christian child

another exciting toy
for your Christian child

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

Music: Prodigy

Music: Prodigy

Music: Prodigy

Music: Prodigy

Music: Prodigy

another great toy by:  NO-GOD.com

Warning: This game is not
to be viewed by christians,
unless they have a REALLY
good sense of humor!

If you end up getting
offended it's your own god-
damned fault!  I take no
blame for your weak mind.

play

play

PLAY

PLAY

"Crucify-me! Jesus"

Instruction Booklet

"Crucify-me Jesus" brings hours of fun & LEARNING
into your christian-child's life!
He will be able to get a hands-on look at what the last
few hours of Jesus' life were like.  Your child can
pierce Jesus' loving hands & feet with cold, hard
spikes.  Each time a spike enters "Crucify-me Jesus"
body, he'll let out an agonizing scream that says "I
love you" louder than simple words ever could!  In
addition, "Crucify-me Jesus" will quote scripture that
will help to inspire your child to become a better
Christian.
When your child can no longer stand to hear "Crucify-
me Jesus'" screams he may finish Jesus off with a
fierce spear-thrust to the gut!

Warning: This toy contains small parts that may be harmful
if swollowed.  Not intended for children under 6yrs. of age!

NO-GOD.com

NO-GOD.com

click on Jesus to hammer in spikes

FINISH HIM OFF

SPEAR THRUST!

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crucify

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crucify me

"If your right eye causes you
to sin, pluck it out and throw it
away." -mat.5:27

continue

continue

That's right kids, go ahead
and rip your eye balls out of
your head!  Bible said so!

"I say unto you, Do not resist
one who is evil." -matt 5:39

That's right!  Do not resist
me; do as I say!
Muhahahahahahahah!

"Give to him who begs from you, &
do not refuse him who would
borrow from you." -matt 5:42

Give me all your money!
Jesus just told you to, it's
in the bible!

"When you pray, go into your room
& shut the door & pray to your
Father who is in secret" -matt 6:6

That's right kids, don't pray in
school or other public areas,
because god hates that.

"every one who looks at a woman
lustfully has already commited
adultery."  -matt 5:28

Here is where the plucking-
out of the eye comes in
handy, since even a simple
glance at a women = Hell!

"Blessed are the meek, for they
shall inherit the earth." -matt 5:5

You may be a weak little
bitch on earth, but when
jesus returns, you'll be a
major bad-ass!

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind
as with womankind: it is
abomination." -lev 18:22

Be sure to mention this to
all your gay friends, so
they don't go to hell!

"Neither shalt thou lie with any
beast to defile thyself therewith."
-lev 18:23

Try your best not to fuck any
animals today... okay?

"And the LORD was with Judah; and
he drave out the inhabitants of the
mountain; but could not drive out the
inhabitants of the valley, because they
had chariots of iron." -jud 1:19

Fighting God?  Use iron;
God will be totally defensless

And these signs shall follow them that
believe; In my name shall they cast
out devils; they shall speak with new
tongues;  They shall take up serpents;
and if they drink any deadly thing, it
shall not hurt them; they shall lay
hands on the sick, and they shall
recover." -mark 16:17-18

All believers should be
able to perform these
tasks with ease. Can you?

"All fowls that creep, going upon
all four, shall be an abomination
unto you." -lev 11:20

Ever wondered why there
were no 4-legged birds?
God hates them that's why!

"If ye have faith as a grain of mustard
seed, ye shall say unto this mountain,
Remove hence to yonder place; and it
shall remove; and nothing shall be
impossible unto you." -matt 17:20

Go ahead and move some
mountains with your faith, I'm
sure you can do it!

"Lord, have mercy on my son: for
he is lunatick... Jesus rebuked the
devil."  -matt 17:15 & 18

Epilepsy (the lunatik) is
caused by devils, it isn't a
neurological disorder at all!

"Crucify-me!  jesus"

again?

again?

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