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NO-GOD.COM |
Presents |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
heretical fun for the whole family! |
200 KB |
Continuing the tradition of "Tickle-me Elmo" |
Continuing the tradition of "Tickle-me Elmo" |
Continuing the tradition of "Tickle-me Elmo" |
Continuing the tradition of "Tickle-me Elmo" |
Continuing the tradition of "Tickle-me Elmo" |
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"Beep-me Jesus" |
"Beep-me Jesus" |
"Beep-me Jesus" |
"Beep-me Jesus" |
"Beep-me Jesus" |
no-god.com is proud to present |
no-god.com is proud to present |
no-god.com is proud to present |
no-god.com is proud to present |
no-god.com is proud to present |
another exciting toy for your Christian child |
another exciting toy for your Christian child |
another exciting toy for your Christian child |
another exciting toy for your Christian child |
another exciting toy for your Christian child |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
Music: Prodigy |
Music: Prodigy |
Music: Prodigy |
Music: Prodigy |
Music: Prodigy |
another great toy by: NO-GOD.com |
Warning: This game is not to be viewed by christians, unless they have a REALLY good sense of humor! |
If you end up getting offended it's your own god- damned fault! I take no blame for your weak mind. |
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"Crucify-me! Jesus" |
Instruction Booklet |
"Crucify-me Jesus" brings hours of fun & LEARNING into your christian-child's life! He will be able to get a hands-on look at what the last few hours of Jesus' life were like. Your child can pierce Jesus' loving hands & feet with cold, hard spikes. Each time a spike enters "Crucify-me Jesus" body, he'll let out an agonizing scream that says "I love you" louder than simple words ever could! In addition, "Crucify-me Jesus" will quote scripture that will help to inspire your child to become a better Christian. When your child can no longer stand to hear "Crucify- me Jesus'" screams he may finish Jesus off with a fierce spear-thrust to the gut! |
Warning: This toy contains small parts that may be harmful if swollowed. Not intended for children under 6yrs. of age! |
NO-GOD.com |
NO-GOD.com |
click on Jesus to hammer in spikes |
FINISH HIM OFF |
SPEAR THRUST! |
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"If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and throw it away." -mat.5:27 |
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That's right kids, go ahead and rip your eye balls out of your head! Bible said so! |
"I say unto you, Do not resist one who is evil." -matt 5:39 |
That's right! Do not resist me; do as I say! Muhahahahahahahah! |
"Give to him who begs from you, & do not refuse him who would borrow from you." -matt 5:42 |
Give me all your money! Jesus just told you to, it's in the bible! |
"When you pray, go into your room & shut the door & pray to your Father who is in secret" -matt 6:6 |
That's right kids, don't pray in school or other public areas, because god hates that. |
"every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already commited adultery." -matt 5:28 |
Here is where the plucking- out of the eye comes in handy, since even a simple glance at a women = Hell! |
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth." -matt 5:5 |
You may be a weak little bitch on earth, but when jesus returns, you'll be a major bad-ass! |
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." -lev 18:22 |
Be sure to mention this to all your gay friends, so they don't go to hell! |
"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith." -lev 18:23 |
Try your best not to fuck any animals today... okay? |
"And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." -jud 1:19 |
Fighting God? Use iron; God will be totally defensless |
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." -mark 16:17-18 |
All believers should be able to perform these tasks with ease. Can you? |
"All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you." -lev 11:20 |
Ever wondered why there were no 4-legged birds? God hates them that's why! |
"If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you." -matt 17:20 |
Go ahead and move some mountains with your faith, I'm sure you can do it! |
"Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick... Jesus rebuked the devil." -matt 17:15 & 18 |
Epilepsy (the lunatik) is caused by devils, it isn't a neurological disorder at all! |
"Crucify-me! jesus" |
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ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
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