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MarchSoundM |
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(you can select to hear lies or the truth) |
Size doesn't matter. |
I'm not a self- important ass-kiss. |
I've never slept with a two-dollar hooker. |
I always wait an hour before going swimming. |
I'll create magical fairy dust to make gay people straight and straight people more fashionable. |
I'd want to be President even if I didn't get to ram cigars up an intern's privates. |
My penis is of average length and girth. |
I don't say "God bless you" just for votes. |
No, I haven't sold my soul to Lucifer, my dark master. |
I was my second grade three legged race champion. |
My sperm has only one tail and swims just dandy. |
My uncle Ted never played the "bath tub game" with me when I was twelve. |
My stool is of average shape and consistency. |
I don't smell like old cheese. |
My wife enjoys sleeping with me. |
Material things don't make me giggle joyfully. |
I respect my colleagues. |
My wife is not a "beard." |
I'm not riding on my father's coat tails. |
I will restore dignity to the office of the Presidency. |
My time in the National Guard was the proudest of my life. |
My wife loves it when I talk dirty in bed. |
Material things don't make me titter girlishly. |
My wife is not a "beard." |
I'm my own man. |
I change my underwear daily, even if there are no visible skid marks. |
My time as a reporter in Viet Nam was the most difficult of my life. |
Hookers would enjoy sleeping with me even if I didn't pay them. |
My material things aren't sold for dope. |
I respect my former co-stars. |
My girlfriend does not have a beard. |
It's true what they say about all black men. |
I will change all fortune cookies sayings to read "in bed" at the end. |
My time in a California Correctional Facility was the best of my life. |
Don't touch me, you white trash Jerry Springer @#&*! |
Smiling means I'm not listening to you. |
I'm going to play with the economy just to see the pie charts in USA Today change shape. |
The Indian from the Village People makes my pants tingle. |
I can't wait to prank call the red phone and ask for "Anita Dick." |
My suit is worth more than your weekly paycheck. |
The first thing I'm going to do as President is invite Shiana Twain to the White House and get in her pants. |
Old people smell funny. |
I'm going to use "rock- paper-scissors" for important decisions. |
If you think my brother Neal was a wild greedhead when my dad was President, wait until I get elected! |
All those poor people look the same. |
What the @#$* was Dick Cheney talking about? |
Mess with me, little man, and my daddy will have your ass! |
Yes, sometimes I'm so full of shit I'm afraid to take my boots off. |
I will fight to legalize concealed weapons, but only if they are used in compassionate firefights. |
I never inhaled. I was too busy snorting. |
I'll keep porn out of the hands of children until they prove they can read at a 12th grade level. |
My suit is worth more than your weekly paycheck. |
The first thing I'm going to do as President is invite Angelina Jolie to the White House and get in her pants. |
If you think Tipper was a nutty, meddling bitch when I was a senator, wait until I get elected President! |
All those Hollywood starlets look the same. |
What the @#$* was Joe Lieberman talking about? |
Mess with me, little man, and Janet Reno will have your ass! |
Yes, sometimes the 2X4 plank up my ass does hurt. |
I will fight to legalize impartial-birth abortions. |
I only inhaled pine-scented air fresheners. |
I'll make sure every Stuckey's along the Information Superhighway has a selection of high-quality porn. |
My pawn shop duds can be easily sold for some quick blow. |
The first thing I'm going to do as President is go into the Lincoln room and huff aerosol. |
Old people smell like Mrs. Garrett. |
My crack dealer was asking for it. |
I'm going to use my new found power to stalk my Diff'rent Strokes girlfriend, Janet Jackson. |
I need a fix. Did you ever see "My Own Private Idaho?" |
All you white people look the same. |
What the @#$* was my character, Willis talking about? |
Man, Mrs. Garrett had back! |
I will shorten "Paid White House Summer Intern" to "Booty Call Bitch." |
I will fight to legalize marijuana ... along with crystal meth and black tar heroin. |
Dana Plato was my favorite porn star. |
Hit the campaign trail in the "games" section of |
ActionScript [AS1/AS2]
Frame 1stopAllSounds();Frame 8goOn = "0"; ifFrameLoaded (9) { goOn = "1"; } if (goOn == "1") { gotoAndPlay (9); } else { gotoAndPlay (6); }Frame 15goOn = "0"; ifFrameLoaded (60) { goOn = "1"; } if (goOn == "1") { gotoAndPlay (16); } else { gotoAndPlay (10); }Frame 16stopAllSounds();Frame 60headFrame = int(random("2")) + "1"; currHeadFrame = headFrame; tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/CandidateRBM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; switchFrame = int(random("2")) + "1"; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tellTarget ("/SwitchLiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop(/:switchFrame); }Frame 67if (currHeadFrame <> headFrame) { tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; if (currHeadFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; } else if (headFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (5); }; } } if ((currHeadFrame <> headFrame) or (currSwitchFrame <> switchFrame)) { tellTarget ("/LiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop (1); }; } currHeadFrame = headFrame; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tFrames = _totalframes; fLoaded = _framesloaded; loadPercent = int("100" * (fLoaded / tFrames)); if (loadPercent >= "100") { gotoAndPlay (68); } else { gotoAndPlay (66); }Frame 68currHeadFrame = headFrame; tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/CandidateRBM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tellTarget ("/SwitchLiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop(/:switchFrame); }Frame 70if (currHeadFrame <> headFrame) { tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; if (currHeadFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; } else if (headFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (5); }; } } if ((currHeadFrame <> headFrame) or (currSwitchFrame <> switchFrame)) { tellTarget ("/LiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop (1); }; } currHeadFrame = headFrame; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; gotoAndPlay (69);Symbol 4 MovieClip Frame 37stop(); gotoAndPlay (1);Symbol 11 MovieClip Frame 47gotoAndPlay (1);Symbol 18 MovieClip Frame 9gotoAndPlay (1);Symbol 28 MovieClip Frame 3gotoAndPlay (1);Symbol 33 MovieClip Frame 6stop();Symbol 35 Buttonon (release) { getURL ("http://www.bunnygrenade.com/html/gameposter10", "_top"); }Symbol 42 Buttonon (release) { Set("/:switchFrame", "2"); gotoAndStop (2); }Symbol 43 Buttonon (release) { Set("/:switchFrame", "1"); gotoAndStop (1); }Symbol 53 Buttonon (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "3"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }Symbol 54 Buttonon (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "2"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }Symbol 55 Buttonon (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "1"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 1stopAllSounds();Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 2play();Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 3stop();Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 5stopAllSounds();Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 6play();Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 7stop();Symbol 65 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndStop (2); }Symbol 69 Buttonon (release) { gotoAndPlay (2); }Symbol 143 MovieClip Frame 1stop();Symbol 143 MovieClip Frame 2if (/:switchFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = "11"; lieRandom = int(random("21")); quoteFrame = quoteFrame + lieRandom; if ("13" < lieRandom) { if (/:headFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "6"; } else if (/:headFrame == "2") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "16"; } else { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "26"; } } } else { quoteFrame = "71"; trueRandom = int(random("17")); quoteFrame = quoteFrame + trueRandom; if ("4" < trueRandom) { if (/:headFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "5"; } else if (/:headFrame == "2") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "25"; } else { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "45"; } } } gotoAndStop(quoteFrame);
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Instance Names
"CandidateHeadM" | Frame 60 | Symbol 24 MovieClip |
"SwitchLiesTruthM" | Frame 60 | Symbol 44 MovieClip |
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"LiesTruthM" | Frame 65 | Symbol 143 MovieClip |
Dynamic Text Variables
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