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El Presidente.swf

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Flash #33516

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Sushine Background Movie

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MarchSoundM

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Random Quotes

(you can select to hear
lies or the truth)

Size doesn't matter.

I'm not a self-
important ass-kiss.

I've never slept with
a two-dollar hooker.

I always wait an
hour before going
swimming.

I'll create magical
fairy dust to make
gay people straight
and straight people
more fashionable.

I'd want to be President
even if I didn't get to
ram cigars up an
intern's privates.

My penis is of
average length
and girth.

I don't say "God bless
you" just for votes.

No, I haven't sold
my soul to Lucifer,
my dark master.

I was my second
grade three legged
race champion.

My sperm has only
one tail and swims
just dandy.

My uncle Ted never
played the "bath tub
game" with me when
I was twelve.

My stool is of average
shape and consistency.

I don't smell like
old cheese.

My wife enjoys
sleeping with me.

Material things
don't make me
giggle joyfully.

I respect my
colleagues.

My wife is not
a "beard."

I'm not riding on my
father's coat tails.

I will restore dignity
to the office of the
Presidency.

My time in the National
Guard was the
proudest of my life.

My wife loves it when
I talk dirty in bed.

Material things don't
make me titter girlishly.

My wife is not
a "beard."

I'm my own man.

I change my underwear
daily, even if there are
no visible skid marks.

My time as a reporter in
Viet Nam was the most
difficult of my life.

Hookers would enjoy
sleeping with me even
if I didn't pay them.

My material things
aren't sold for dope.

I respect my
former co-stars.

My girlfriend does
not have a beard.

It's true what they say
about all black men.

I will change all fortune
cookies sayings to read
"in bed" at the end.

My time in a California
Correctional Facility
was the best of my life.

Don't touch me, you
white trash Jerry
Springer @#&*!

Smiling means I'm not
listening to you.

I'm going to play with
the economy just to see
the pie charts in USA
Today change shape.

The Indian from the
Village People makes
my pants tingle.

I can't wait to prank call
the red phone and ask
for "Anita Dick."

My suit is worth more than
your weekly paycheck.

The first thing I'm going
to do as President is
invite Shiana Twain to
the White House and get
in her pants.

Old people smell funny.

I'm going to use "rock-
paper-scissors" for
important decisions.

If you think my brother
Neal was a wild
greedhead when my dad
was President, wait until
I get elected!

All those poor people
look the same.

What the @#$* was Dick
Cheney talking about?

Mess with me, little
man, and my daddy
will have your ass!

Yes, sometimes I'm so
full of shit I'm afraid to
take my boots off.

I will fight to legalize
concealed weapons, but
only if they are used in
compassionate firefights.

I never inhaled. I was
too busy snorting.

I'll keep porn out of the
hands of children until
they prove they can read
at a 12th grade level.

My suit is worth more than
your weekly paycheck.

The first thing I'm going
to do as President is
invite Angelina Jolie to
the White House and get
in her pants.

If you think Tipper was a
nutty, meddling bitch when
I was a senator, wait until I
get elected President!

All those Hollywood
starlets look the same.

What the @#$* was Joe
Lieberman talking about?

Mess with me, little
man, and Janet Reno
will have your ass!

Yes, sometimes the 2X4
plank up my ass does hurt.

I will fight to legalize
impartial-birth abortions.

I only inhaled
pine-scented
air fresheners.

I'll make sure every Stuckey's
along the Information
Superhighway has a selection
of high-quality porn.

My pawn shop duds
can be easily sold for
some quick blow.

The first thing I'm going
to do as President is go
into the Lincoln room
and huff aerosol.

Old people smell like
Mrs. Garrett.

My crack dealer
was asking for it.

I'm going to use my
new found power to
stalk my Diff'rent
Strokes girlfriend,
Janet Jackson.

I need a fix. Did you ever see
"My Own Private Idaho?"

All you white people
look the same.

What the @#$* was my
character, Willis talking about?

Man, Mrs. Garrett
had back!

I will shorten "Paid White
House Summer Intern" to
"Booty Call Bitch."

I will fight to legalize marijuana
... along with crystal meth and
black tar heroin.

Dana Plato was my
favorite porn star.

Hit the
campaign trail
in the "games"
section of

ActionScript [AS1/AS2]

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stopAllSounds();
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goOn = "0"; ifFrameLoaded (60) { goOn = "1"; } if (goOn == "1") { gotoAndPlay (16); } else { gotoAndPlay (10); }
Frame 16
stopAllSounds();
Frame 60
headFrame = int(random("2")) + "1"; currHeadFrame = headFrame; tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/CandidateRBM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; switchFrame = int(random("2")) + "1"; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tellTarget ("/SwitchLiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop(/:switchFrame); }
Frame 67
if (currHeadFrame <> headFrame) { tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; if (currHeadFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; } else if (headFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (5); }; } } if ((currHeadFrame <> headFrame) or (currSwitchFrame <> switchFrame)) { tellTarget ("/LiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop (1); }; } currHeadFrame = headFrame; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tFrames = _totalframes; fLoaded = _framesloaded; loadPercent = int("100" * (fLoaded / tFrames)); if (loadPercent >= "100") { gotoAndPlay (68); } else { gotoAndPlay (66); }
Frame 68
currHeadFrame = headFrame; tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; tellTarget ("/CandidateRBM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; tellTarget ("/SwitchLiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop(/:switchFrame); }
Frame 70
if (currHeadFrame <> headFrame) { tellTarget ("/CandidateHeadM") { gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }; if (currHeadFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (1); }; } else if (headFrame == "3") { tellTarget ("/MarchSoundM") { gotoAndPlay (5); }; } } if ((currHeadFrame <> headFrame) or (currSwitchFrame <> switchFrame)) { tellTarget ("/LiesTruthM") { gotoAndStop (1); }; } currHeadFrame = headFrame; currSwitchFrame = switchFrame; gotoAndPlay (69);
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stop(); gotoAndPlay (1);
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gotoAndPlay (1);
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gotoAndPlay (1);
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gotoAndPlay (1);
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stop();
Symbol 35 Button
on (release) { getURL ("http://www.bunnygrenade.com/html/gameposter10", "_top"); }
Symbol 42 Button
on (release) { Set("/:switchFrame", "2"); gotoAndStop (2); }
Symbol 43 Button
on (release) { Set("/:switchFrame", "1"); gotoAndStop (1); }
Symbol 53 Button
on (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "3"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }
Symbol 54 Button
on (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "2"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }
Symbol 55 Button
on (release) { Set("/:headFrame", "1"); gotoAndStop(/:headFrame); }
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stopAllSounds();
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play();
Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 3
stop();
Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 5
stopAllSounds();
Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 6
play();
Symbol 60 MovieClip Frame 7
stop();
Symbol 65 Button
on (release) { gotoAndStop (2); }
Symbol 69 Button
on (release) { gotoAndPlay (2); }
Symbol 143 MovieClip Frame 1
stop();
Symbol 143 MovieClip Frame 2
if (/:switchFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = "11"; lieRandom = int(random("21")); quoteFrame = quoteFrame + lieRandom; if ("13" < lieRandom) { if (/:headFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "6"; } else if (/:headFrame == "2") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "16"; } else { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "26"; } } } else { quoteFrame = "71"; trueRandom = int(random("17")); quoteFrame = quoteFrame + trueRandom; if ("4" < trueRandom) { if (/:headFrame == "1") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "5"; } else if (/:headFrame == "2") { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "25"; } else { quoteFrame = quoteFrame + "45"; } } } gotoAndStop(quoteFrame);

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