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API |
Assassin Pokemon Initiative |
By Scott Kinoshita |
CONTINUE |
HIT IT! |
OK! |
Target: Clefairy |
Hi there! Alison Cracker here, gal- wonder of the Scorpio Mercenary Group and the star of this API! |
And that sickeningly cute little lardball over there is a Clefairy. |
But I can't just kill some innocent creature for no reason at all. I don't believe in hunting for "sport". |
Which is exactly why I'm going to eat the little bugger after I fry it. |
And then I'll share a great pokemon recipe with you! |
Since a Clefairy is sickeningly sweet, the only suitable dish to make out of it is a pie! |
I'm not going to show you how to make a good crust -- so I'll be using a ready-made pie shell. |
So to offset the extreme sweetness, we'll also need some lemon juice. Fry it like I show you, and it'll come out perfect! |
First, I'll lure it over here... |
The easiest way to do this is to act like a really cute airhead. Yes, I am ashamed of what I'm about to do. |
Oooh, wow! Clefairy is just sooooo cute! I can't believe my eyes! *giggle* |
Oh yeah, who's the man? Clefairy always attracts the cute chicks. I'm guessing I can get a blow job and some FDA for sure! |
... I mean, "Clefairy!" |
I know what you're thinking... I used too much juice. Hey, just trust me. Unless you're instead wondering where I got the pie pan and table. In that case, just mind your own damn business. |
Now we add about a half-cup of lemon juice, and it'll taste a lot like a lemon or cherry pie. And the pie top? |
As you can see, using extreme voltage to cause a Clefairy to explode has many culinary advantages. Notice how I don't have to deal with Clefairy unmentionalbes this way! |
For the more sensitive cook, try using a different part of the Clefairy for the pie top. Mind you, it's either this or the ass! It makes a light and flakey topping regardless though -- just like a Clefairy! |
Serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Stay tuned to this website for more handy Pokemon recipies! Gotta kill 'em all! |
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By: Scott Kinoshita |
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